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UTEP police searching for man who allegedly grabbed woman's buttocks

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Student

El Paso, TX

#1 Nov 30, 2012
So what wrong with grabbing some latinas ass? They all like it!
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#2 Nov 30, 2012
Student wrote:
So what wrong with grabbing some latinas ass? They all like it!
I love a woman with a sweet fanny. Most don't mind if you get an eyeful but don't want you to grab a handful. I was eyeballing a chick with a gorgeous rump recently and she gave me the finger but she's an exception. You can't just grab a handful of cheek whenever you want.
Student

El Paso, TX

#3 Nov 30, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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I love a woman with a sweet fanny. Most don't mind if you get an eyeful but don't want you to grab a handful. I was eyeballing a chick with a gorgeous rump recently and she gave me the finger but she's an exception. You can't just grab a handful of cheek whenever you want.
Are you a chick?
AREU4REAL

United States

#4 Nov 30, 2012
Once whlie walking the beat patrolling for bad guys i walked into funny Guy bar and started getting groped, i had to fight my way out of there with my Billy club.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#5 Nov 30, 2012
Student wrote:
<quoted text>Are you a chick?
Hell no! I am straight all the way, my man. I just love chick's behinds and love to watch them walk away from me, preferably in a thong underwear.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#6 Nov 30, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
Once whlie walking the beat patrolling for bad guys i walked into funny Guy bar and started getting groped, i had to fight my way out of there with my Billy club.
One of the things we used to do while I was no the force was to have a buddy join me in coming up behind a woman with sweet cheeks. We would each grab a handful of butt, me getting one cheek and my friend the other. It was sort of a group grope. Anyway, she wouldn't know which way to turn to see who was doing the fondlement so she couldn't file charges against us.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#7 Nov 30, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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One of the things we used to do while I was no the force was to have a buddy join me in coming up behind a woman with sweet cheeks. We would each grab a handful of butt, me getting one cheek and my friend the other. It was sort of a group grope. Anyway, she wouldn't know which way to turn to see who was doing the fondlement so she couldn't file charges against us.
Isn't your son gay and a fireman on the east side of el paso.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#8 Nov 30, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
<quoted text>Isn't your son gay and a fireman on the east side of el paso.
No, not at all. You have me confused with Mr. D. My son likes to play grabass with the ladies as much as I do.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#9 Nov 30, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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No, not at all. You have me confused with Mr. D. My son likes to play grabass with the ladies as much as I do.
My bad. Thought you were d using another moiker.
AREU4REAL

El Paso, TX

#10 Nov 30, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
<quoted text>My bad. Thought you were d using another moiker.
No Idiot you are the thief, liar and coward. You are the stealer of monikers and personal data. Your craving for attention is like a poisonous snake going after bird eggs.
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#11 Nov 30, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
<quoted text>No Idiot you are the thief, liar and coward. You are the stealer of monikers and personal data. Your craving for attention is like a poisonous snake going after bird eggs.
Don't you, as a former law enforcement officer, have any comment on the bun grabbing incident? This is a serious matter and the whole campus is stricken with fear tonight until this monster is captured.
AREU4REAL

United States

#12 Nov 30, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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Don't you, as a former law enforcement officer, have any comment on the bun grabbing incident? This is a serious matter and the whole campus is stricken with fear tonight until this monster is captured.
Yes yes i do but the problem is some of charges that where levied against me whole my time on the force, the statue of limitatins has expired.
AREU4REAL

United States

#13 Nov 30, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
<quoted text>No Idiot you are the thief, liar and coward. You are the stealer of monikers and personal data. Your craving for attention is like a poisonous snake going after bird eggs.
Dang puppet, did your boyfriend lose his condom up your culo again? Relax your sphincter gaylord!
AREU5REAL

El Paso, TX

#14 Dec 1, 2012
AREU4REAL wrote:
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Yes yes i do but the problem is some of charges that where levied against me whole my time on the force, the statue of limitatins has expired.
The best way to grope a woman is to sidle up behind her and gently rub th buns to see what her reaction will be. If she smiles, then go ahead and wedge your hand in between the cheeks, cupping and stroking the fleshly globes. But if she frowns at you, then turn and run like a bat out of hell.
_49er_Arrrrrrr_

El Paso, TX

#15 Dec 14, 2012
AREU5REAL wrote:
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The best way to grope a woman is to sidle up behind her and gently rub th buns to see what her reaction will be. If she smiles, then go ahead and wedge your hand in between the cheeks, cupping and stroking the fleshly globes. But if she frowns at you, then turn and run like a bat out of hell.
Hummmm...I wonder if that works on men too?
what

Bedford, MA

#16 Dec 14, 2012
Was this at the Naked Harem? Many asses were grabbed there. Oh, the good old days of el paso.
What

United States

#17 Dec 14, 2012
what wrote:
Was this at the Naked Harem? Many asses were grabbed there. Oh, the good old days of el paso.
Including your moms fat culo
Pole

El Paso, TX

#18 Dec 14, 2012
Two deviates holding a conversation about their individual cravings
Pole

El Paso, TX

#19 Dec 14, 2012
Comment 18 posted by the idiot too stupid to develop his own moniker
What

United States

#20 Dec 14, 2012
Pole wrote:
Two deviates holding a conversation about their individual cravings
Go back to blowing your boyfriends pole.

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