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#1 Nov 27, 2012
My wife and I were hungry last night and we decided to order a pie. When the delivery girl got to our house, the food was cold and gooey looking. She was adamant that we pay her in full because she claimed that if she got in trouble again, her boss would fire her and her boyfriend would boot her out on the street. My wife said that was tough and told her to get her butt off our property but I took pity on her and paid her anyway. During the holiday season, I like to do kind things.
#2 Nov 27, 2012
I very much doubt you explanation about what happened. Bet you told her you pay the price if she met you later. Right?
#3 Nov 29, 2012
No, I have always been faithful to my wife. I sometimes pay for pornos but I never pay for real life sex. When I was in the war, I once didn't move my bowels for 8 days because were were in combat but I never was impotent.
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