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“Dinosaurs survived the flood!”

Since: Jan 11

Jesus probably rode dinosaurs!

#76923 Feb 19, 2013
GOP an OCEAN of STUPID wrote:
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If you'd like to know where you a@@ is (after I kicked it last night)...it re-entered the atmosphere and was seen falling to Earth over Hoxie Arkansas...LOL!
T-N you might want to move your trailer down there or at least spend some time on the Arkansas Topix Threads...as they might be more impressed with your ignorance.
Norton is SMARTER than you
CHEERS
Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal!

It is a shame that the humor on here is at a level beyond TN's ability to comprehend. This is some funny stuff.

“Dinosaurs survived the flood!”

Since: Jan 11

Jesus probably rode dinosaurs!

#76924 Feb 19, 2013
Stupid People Finder wrote:
Whole gob on here..
And with your joining, we have a gob hole on here as well.

Tell your mom I said hi.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76925 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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Then why are you arguing? YOur religion is 'God does not exist'. If he does not exist, then why are you arguing about whether he exists? I don't believe that Santa Claus exists, so I never go on to forums stating 'Hey, Santa does not exist!'
You are trying to convert me to your version of truth, and it's as delusional as every other aspect of your warped personality.
"God does not play dice with the universe." —Albert Einstein.
In your post #76893, you state, "Militant Atheists do not have the ability to REASON."

If we do not have the ability to reason, why are you attempting to reason with us? Hmmmmmm? Sounds like you have sent yourself on a fool's errand!

Once more: an Einstein you are not.

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#76926 Feb 19, 2013
good grief wrote:
To “GOP an OCEAN of STUPID”,“Harvey”,“TripleNegati ve”,“Yellow Dawg”,” Norton” and “Poos your Daddy”. You all need to grow up. It's a good thing here on "topix" you all can hide behind a fake name and picture because in the real world if you have any family and/or friends they would be so ashamed and embarrassed of you all on how you act and disrespect people on here. If you all would step back at look at yourselves you would see just how childish and stupid you are making yourselves look. But hey I guess when your life is so boring, lonely and dull that this is your primetime pastime and pride of joy,,, we all should feel sorry for you. There is this amazing thing called "life" out there that does exist and can be amazing. You all should get off your @sses, away from your PC, put away all your fears, stop ridiculing others and get out and enjoy it sometime. With that said I am out for I thought this would be some kind of intelligent conversation but I just see now it is the battle of the losers with no life other than to belittle other people, try to be king of the idiots and try to feel smart and good. May you all find better things to do in life that will take away your fears, your bitterness, your loneliness and bring a little happiness into your lives. Yes you all can bash this all you want, it won't matter. It will not change the reality of this post on how you all are.
What in the world was that all about?

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#76927 Feb 19, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text>And with your joining, we have a gob hole on here as well.
Tell your mom I said hi.
Dan, how are you , hope all is well in your world.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76928 Feb 19, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
<quoted text> ... If athiests are trying to convert people, and I don't really believe the majority are, then they aren't very good at it, because they represent a small portion of the population that isn't growing by leaps and bounds.
Atheism may not be "growing by leaps and bounds," but nevertheless it is growing, worldwide and in the United States.

According to a WIN-Gallup International poll reported August 2012, religiosity worldwide is declining while more people say they are atheists. In the United States, a growing number consider themselves non-believers.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/20...

(I will point out that "atheism" is not monolithic. There are various levels of non-belief. For example: agnostics,'weak' atheists, and 'strong' atheists. Simplistically, those levels correspond to "not sure there is a god," "possibly there is a god," and "no way is there a god.")

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76929 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
<quoted text>{To DFS:} For the love of Christ, that's what you call wit? Hell, your pantywaist diatribes, your penny-ante nonsensical tripe may be witty to your circle of wank-buddies, but take my word for it little man—I've had bowel movements smarter than you....
That last statement alone stands as an indictment that you lack knowledge and education.("Einstein you ain't.")

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76930 Feb 19, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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You struck home with your posts, much like you strike home with your 1 inch penis and 2 inch extension-condom when boinking your friend Bubba at the University of Blatant Lunacy.
Like I already stated, you're a simpleton. Anything more would be redundant, and require graphs and charts in Crayola, and full body casting in Play-Doh for you to understand within in the confines of the reasonable.
If you should need anything further for your studies, maybe you could get an education that is not paid for with an EBT card and fifteen books of Green Stamps, you intellectually malnourished twit.
If you're going to play with big boys, here's a clue—buy an instrument. And that tiny thing between your legs doesn't count.
Smile. You're an amateur.
And I thought Rodney Dangerfield had died. But he was funny.

Smile. You're a simpleton. And that tiny thing within your cranium doesn't count, either. Up to 10, maybe, with a little help from your fingers.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76931 Feb 19, 2013
Norton wrote:
<quoted text>OK ... You have a free will ... to believe it or not. It's your choice....
(Edited. Keeping all intelligent content.)

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76933 Feb 19, 2013
BARNEYII wrote:
<quoted text>What in the world was that all about?
"good grief" is a hater. He condemns others for making their attacks, then turns around and does the same thing. I think he and his missus are having marital problems, and have to vent their hatred on others in an effort to keep their marriage from failing because of their hatred for each other.

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#76934 Feb 19, 2013
God does not play dice with the universe." —Albert Einstein.

Some would beg to differ.

"In our experiment, we show that any theory in which there is significantly less randomness is destined to fail: quantum theory essentially provides the ultimate bound on how predictable the universe is," said Dr. Wolfgang Tittel, associate professor and GDC/AITF IndustrialResearch Chair in Quantum Cryptography and Communicationat the University of Calgary in a release.

Dr. Renato Renner, Professor at the ETH in Zürich added, "In other words, not only does God 'play dice,' but his dice are fair."

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76935 Feb 19, 2013
TheJokster wrote:
Who left the gate to the insane asylum open and let all you idiots in here. As far as God goes, I would rather live my live believing he exist and die finding out he doesn't rather than living my life believing he doesn't exist and die finding out he does. As far as I know we all may be living in hell now, dealing with demons and with idiots like you all, I am leaning forward to believing it. You all must be evil to run our creator down along with his creations. You all seem to be happy doing the devils deeds rather than spreading the Lords word. If you don't think God created you then go back to eating bananas and swinging from the trees you trolls.
Your second sentence is known as "Pascal's Wager."

The rest is just bloviation.

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#76937 Feb 19, 2013
DanFromSmithville wrote:
This is rich if you enjoy a bipolar response to a schizoid difficulty—you insult me poorly like a a really childlike Paul Reuben skit, and then when you get your proverbial clock cleaned, you begin a rather Mr. Rogers-esque version of condescending backpedaling in the mode of the pantywaist whining of a Valley Girl in the fifteenth trimester of pregnancy.

You have posted nothing of value in response to me, and frankly, I stopped reading your blathering nonsense about three paragraphs into the 'belly of the kindergarten beast' from the 'self-professed king of an atheist monarchy'.

You have typed nothing worthy of a thoughtful response, and to date, you have only been awarded that which you deserve—credit for your SpongeBob SquarePants ad hominem. Luckily, I do not do 'childish', so I simply gave you an example of why you should never attack anyone who is clearly your superior in any scholastic endeavor or venue—science, history, theology, governance and civics, literature, or anything beyond the scope of your obvious limitations.

So if you have the means to browbeat me into submission with your inferior intellect and obese ego, prove it. Otherwise, you can return to insulting Norton badly, and when you attack me in the guise of offending Norton, I'll return and rip you the new asshole you deserve.

It never ceases to amaze me when people insult me poorly, and then find themselves cowering in the corner, beaten senseless into within an inch of their intellectual life, and then they profess their innocence while bastardizing every rule of civil discourse known to humankind, all in a vain effort to save themselves from obvious ridicule, albeit expected and well-deserved.

So let me put this in the nonsensical rap terms you might be able to comprehend within the framework of your obvious Linus' Security Blanket personae.'You ain't no gangsta, Charlie Brown.'

Is there anything else you would like to add, or are you just going to sit their with your flaccid penis in one hand, and your Nero's fiddle playing in the other? I did not burn your Rome—you set it on fire while attempting to sharpen your baby-teeth of intellect on my shin, and all the while you're complaining about the smoke coming out of your arse and garret.

You're operating a wit without a license or a clue. Awaken me when you reach remotely funny. Then I'll chuckle, pat you on the head, and let you return to your delusional world where you reign supreme—with your ilk of liberal idiots and socialist reach-around buddies at your side while you hang upon your cross of blatant foolishness and they hang upon your every word for intellectual sustenance. That explains why they're emaciated.

Your vocabulary lacks more than anyone could teach you in three generations, your grammar is relatively 'ordinary'—acceptable for a 'forum comprehension', and your personae would fit in rather nicely with the fifteen other voices buzzing around just inside the foil hat you wear so neatly.

Yet I must admit I did grin a little when you mentioned your 'philosophical superiority'. Methinks the gangsta rap has infested your mind with delusions of punctilious-yet-trite grandeur.

You might frighten some of these dolts, but frankly, I have socks older and smarter than you—and they are all neat, orderly, and semen free. Now wash your yellow-stained socks and hush. And please learn how to discern paragraphs and punctuation. If I am going to read a remedial version of Moby Dick, the least you could do is to 'trim the proverbial sails'.

Your bravado is cute. Yet that 'superior nonsense' made me chuckle again—maybe you do have the seeds of wit buried somewhere beneath that peach-fuzz face and token Cub Scout demeanor? How's this for wherewithal?

These three words should suffice for the epilogue: Gum me, Forrest.

Next?

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#76938 Feb 19, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Your second sentence is known as "Pascal's Wager."
The rest is just bloviation.
That was hardly Pascal's Gamble.
TN is an OCEAN of STUPID

Saint Louis, MO

#76940 Feb 20, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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This post was editied for brevity...all impoortant favtaul material was left unedited.

These three words should suffice for the epilogue: Gum me, Forrest.
Next?
But the quote that applies to you directly:

"STUPID is, as STUPID does"
Forrest Gump

You may now go back to looking for your kicked A@@
Cheers

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76941 Feb 20, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
<quoted text>{To "DFS":} This is rich if you enjoy a bipolar response to a schizoid difficulty — you insult me poorly ....
...
It never ceases to amaze me when people insult me poorly,
...
Next?
You are correct. You deserve to be insulted in a far better manner.

Whoever is "next," do try to insult "TN" in the manner he so richly deserves.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76942 Feb 20, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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That was hardly Pascal's Gamble.
Explain the reason(s) it wasn't.
Norton

Kansas City, MO

#76943 Feb 20, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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The tribulation is a modern phenomenon never mentioned by Christ or his disciples. Your God tortures people. Even if they are disbelievers, it's downright narcissistic, cruel, and mindless nonsense.
This might be a generational thing, and I am certain you were taught this nonsense by someone—but tell me this, did Christ seem like he was mean to you? Why is your God so damned vicious?
He's a loving God. Preaching about him as if he were Adolf Hitler suits no one, and you will never convert people by making God into a brute. He gave us Free Will. You had the Free Will to either read the scriptures and study theology, or to be a follower of useless tripe.
If you know verses that can back up your arguments, besides the so-called flood, Sodom and Gomorrah—both done for genetic purification, and not just to rid the earth of sinners—then please, show me the verse. Christ came to show you the love of his message, not to placate a bunch of really bad theologians.
Yet you can call me a blasphemer and condemn me to hell with the rest. One day, when the time comes, I will prove to you the reality of God's word—not this nonsense you call Religion. It's pure zeal.
First, I hate the word religion, even tho' Christianity is a religion. I hate it because there are MANY religions. Christianity is the one and only true religion because those who are christians believe in Jesus Christ as their Saviour! No others believe this. Some think he was a prophet, etc......! Some don't believe in him at all.

If you think you can prove what you call the "reality of God's word", go ahead!

I believe every word in the Holy Bible to be the inspired word of God. He inspired those who wrote it! It was written over a period of years, in different parts of the world and by different people........and it connects perfectly! Coincidence..........NO!
No human(s) could have done this on their own.

You say my God is mean? He isn't mean! He is a righteous God that died for the sins of every man on this earth. He died on the Cross for us because he loved us so much.

Rev. 7:14 (written by John)
And he said, "These are they who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.......etc.!

I Thessalonians:5
......."Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.

ch. 9
For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath (tribulation) but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.

Signs of the End of the Age
Matt: 24
Read this. I cannot write it all on here.

CHEERS!
Jack Van Impe

Saint Louis, MO

#76947 Feb 20, 2013
Norton wrote:
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First, I hate the word religion, even tho' Christianity is a religion. I hate it because there are MANY religions. Christianity is the one and only true religion because those who are christians believe in Jesus Christ as their Saviour! No others believe this. Some think he was a prophet, etc......! Some don't believe in him at all.
If you think you can prove what you call the "reality of God's word", go ahead!
I believe every word in the Holy Bible to be the inspired word of God. He inspired those who wrote it! It was written over a period of years, in different parts of the world and by different people........and it connects perfectly! Coincidence..........NO!
No human(s) could have done this on their own.
You say my God is mean? He isn't mean! He is a righteous God that died for the sins of every man on this earth. He died on the Cross for us because he loved us so much.
Rev. 7:14 (written by John)
And he said, "These are they who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.......etc.!
I Thessalonians:5
......."Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.
ch. 9
For God did not appoint us to suffer wrath (tribulation) but to receive salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Signs of the End of the Age
Matt: 24
Read this. I cannot write it all on here.
CHEERS!
You need to turn the channel on your televanglest religion...they are screwing with you ...just like the Republicans are...

"you have ears but do not hear, and eyse but do not see"..."you know not what you do"

DEAL WITH IT!
guest

Saint Louis, MO

#76948 Feb 20, 2013
stupid to vote for crooks

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