Who do you support for U.S. Senate in...

TripleNegative

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#76672 Feb 17, 2013
General Sherman wrote:
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What are you on?
Tomorrow maybe you should just do half?
Have you ever considered sobriety? It's all the rage.

I suppose you failed Science 101 with Old Yeller?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76673 Feb 17, 2013
Annie W wrote:
Let's see and what have the Dems. done for our country lately. We have Obama Care that imposes hidden taxes on the American people which was rammed down our throats. They spent tax dollars on Solendra and other alternative energy companies that have all went bankrupt. They are now trying to take away our 2nd Amendment right to bear arms. They are trying to regulate what kind of foods we can eat. They want to raise taxes. They gave themselves raises and then turned around and distributed out free phones to those on gov. assistance all from taxpayer money. This country has over 49 million people on some form of gov. assistance and it is rising everyday. There is less than that paying in taxes. How long do you think it is going to take before America goes bankrupt and nobody will get any assistance even those that have earn the right to recieve it. Then what state will this country be in. How are the people that have been recieving assistance going to react. I'll tell you. They will be the first to attack the gov. and dems. for making them dependent in the first place. At which time the dems. are going to want to have their second amendment right to protect themselves from the mass ugliness and choas they themselves created. Now if we do not raise the debt ceiling. Increase taxes across the board minamally. Close all tax loopholes within the system. Stop the free give aways. Such as phones. Get rid of Obama Care. Put restrictions on who can recieve welfare put them on a time limit in which they will not recieve assistance. Only give entitlements to those that have worked and paid into them. Cut gov. wages and benefits down to what the average taxpayer recieves. Quit stimulating the economy by printing more money and flooding the market with it. Raise intrest rates so the dollar grows in value. Then and only then will we have a chance of not going bankrupt. I hope the repulicans stick to what they've promised. Otherwise we will not succeed in a balanced budget.
"I hope the repulicans stick to what they've promised."

Bankrupting the nation by refusing to start balancing the budget, and continuing to reduce the credit rating of the US?

TripleNegative

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#76674 Feb 17, 2013
General Sherman wrote:
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Oh Your Nortons Mother...
Hello...do you know where your son Norton is?
since he's always yelling "the sky is falling" Hopefully that rock that fell out of space yesterday ...landed on him?
so quiet now ...lovely really!
Not witty nor sane. Care to try again, or is this your final impotent answer? You're dumber than Old Yeller, and that was considered to be improbable, if not downright impossible.

You're ordinary and childish. Deal within those limitations.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76675 Feb 17, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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He will get tired, run out of strained peas, or be called out to recess eventually. I am just surprised he can hold the laptop right-side up. If not for his Tourette's and multiple personalities, he would be both mute and alone.
Have you ever considered a job writing your sick humor for Jay Leno?

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76676 Feb 17, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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I realize that you are of the opinion that Africa is a consonant, and that your lower intestine is a vowel, but your biggest error is thinking you sound like a genius when parroting a moron.
Wrong! "GOP an Ocean of STUPID" never parroted you.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76677 Feb 17, 2013
GOP an Ocean of STUPID wrote:
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Speaking of "Africa as a country"... you mean Sarah Palin?
You should take a note form her... and quit while you can...Hmmm???
Game Point
Agree! GAME POINT!

Of course, these days, Sarah Palin can "quit while (she) can," or be fired from "Fox News" when she won't.

TripleNegative

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#76678 Feb 17, 2013
General Sherman wrote:
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hahahaha
Game Point
Yep, there are three dullards and they're all sharing the same PC, the same lame quips, the same vacuous vocabulary, and the same lithium-laced cannabis.

Methinks the 'three of you' called the other fifteen voices in your head for immediate reinforcements, and they sent out the best impersonation of Custer available.

You'll need more help. You're barely adequate for juvenile ranting and lame 'game-point euphemisms'. Have you considered using Old Yeller's source? Rent-A-Dullard? He will fit nicely next to your Port-O-Let, and match your fluorescent 'bong-water decorating theme'.

Liberals are so damned cute when that vein on their forehead begins throbbing like a midget's penis in an Obama Brothel.

Keep trying. You're bound to hit the corner of Juvenile and Lame before sundown.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76679 Feb 17, 2013
Annie W wrote:
Well, If the GOP is an ocean of stupid. Then Dems. are a universe of insanity and that is a fact.
Did they let you out for the weekend, "Annie," or did you just find the computer in the resident's game room?

TripleNegative

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#76680 Feb 17, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Have you ever considered a job writing your sick humor for Jay Leno?
Have you considered writing your juvenile diatribes for Beavis and Butthead Does San Francisco? You might get witty by accident, eventually Old Yeller, yet if I were you, I would not hold my breath unless you look fetching in blue.

TripleNegative

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#76681 Feb 17, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Wrong! "GOP an Ocean of STUPID" never parroted you.
Damn, YellerI never even saw you open that book of Paul Reuben Quips for Remedial Limp-dicks. Isn't that under Chapter Four's 'I know you are, but what am I?' quips?

Are you what, 12? Sheesh, little man, I overestimated your abilities. You are not stupid. You'd need twelve years of college and five years of tutelage under the right wing of Carrot Top to improve to 'stupid'.

You'll need more allies dude. This ain't working out!

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76682 Feb 17, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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'Form her'? The sad thing about your posts remains the fact that your logic is remedial, and your wit is nonexistent. Yet as long as anyone thinks you're witty, there's always straight-jackets and Thorazine....
Ah, hahahahahahahaha!

1. "remedial" logic
2. "straight"-jackets

You have proved once more that you are "slight" of brain?

TripleNegative

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#76683 Feb 17, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Agree! GAME POINT!
Of course, these days, Sarah Palin can "quit while (she) can," or be fired from "Fox News" when she won't.
YTou've abused bad Sarah Palin quips five times already this morning, Old Yeller. Running out of ammo so quickly? Let me help you out. Let me run out and get something to eat, while you compose your semi-literate quips for Down's Syndrome patients. Will that help any?

Have a nice Sunday! I'll give you a warning shot upon my return. You do know what a gun sounds like don't you? It's that noise you heard when your Mom was birthing you in that alleyway in the ghetto. Too bad she was as dense and you, and thought a starter pistol would suffice. Got a coat-hanger?

Smile little man! When I leave, you can return to King of Dullard Hill for a few weeks. I must admit that I miss the childish 'I own you' and 'game-point' quips. Call me sentimental, just don't call me late for supper, homeboy.

'This too shall pass!'

TripleNegative

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#76684 Feb 17, 2013
***-T

You're too slow, Old Yeller!

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76685 Feb 17, 2013
Gun Grabber Commies wrote:
... Gas going up like hell ...
When did the US government take over the oil companies?

I suppose capitalism has failed. I thought you believed in it.

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#76686 Feb 17, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Ah, hahahahahahahaha!
1. "remedial" logic
2. "straight"-jackets
You have proved once more that you are "slight" of brain?
That's your best? Damn dude, this could take more than a few hours. This could mean you'll need radical surgery. Go back to bad 'game-point euphemisms'. They're not witty, but hell, no one ever expected witty nor bright from a lightweight like you.

Smile! You lost all ownership. There's always a faster gun, little man. Keep up. Your other allies seem to be wavering.

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#76687 Feb 17, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Did they let you out for the weekend, "Annie," or did you just find the computer in the resident's game room?
Old Yeller has been typing into his cellphone with his minuscule and flaccid penis for three hours now, and he's complaining about Annie's computer? Hell, I could beat this twit on a Commodore 64 with an old AOL account connection. Is your old Nintendo wrist injury acting up again, Yeller?

You'll need more help, adult quips, and Cro-magnon spell-check, if you're going to pull this off, dude.

TripleNegative

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#76688 Feb 17, 2013
Ah, even Topix Redundancy cannot save Old Yeller.

“KC's Son got a Meal Ticket!”

Since: Sep 09

Now the basement is clean!

#76689 Feb 17, 2013
TripleNegative wrote:
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Okay, Grammar for Blatant Idiots Time:
Hmmm is not even a pseudo-word, but hey, that's the least of your childish worries....
"hmmm" is not a word, or "evenn a pseudo-word"? Do tell! Try to break free from your freshman English class and get with the program, "TN."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...

You will see that "GOP an OCEAN of STUPID" was making great sport of you, and YOU DID NOT EVEN REALIZE IT! ROFL! Duh!

Definition 2: Interjection: An expression used to ridicule an idiot who says something stupid;

(Oh, sorry! You probably think that "Duh" is not a pseudo-word, either!_8-)

TripleNegative

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#76691 Feb 17, 2013
Hell, let me give Old Yeller a few hours to gather his 'thought'. I'd hate for him to have a Sabbath Coronary so soon after his remedial blasphemy.

Besides, I need lunch. Have a good one Yeller! If you need assistance, just dial A.C.O.R.N's 'R' US. They can help you out until you get better.

TripleNegative

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#76692 Feb 17, 2013
Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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"hmmm" is not a word, or "evenn a pseudo-word"? Do tell! Try to break free from your freshman English class and get with the program, "TN."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
You will see that "GOP an OCEAN of STUPID" was making great sport of you, and YOU DID NOT EVEN REALIZE IT! ROFL! Duh!
Definition 2: Interjection: An expression used to ridicule an idiot who says something stupid;
(Oh, sorry! You probably think that "Duh" is not a pseudo-word, either!_8-)
I don't use Duh nor Hmmm. Maybe you're thinking of someone with your limited community college education? Tell me, how many associates does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Better yet,'how do you keep a dullard in suspense'?

That'll keep the dolt for a few!

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