El Dorado Hills, CA

#1 May 4, 2010
I just moved to El Dorado Hills from Malibu. I know, right, what was I thinking?

My first week in this town was daunting as I tried to act like I belong. With no friends, I hit the Purple Place for a beer and tried to figure out how to get in the mix. With info in hand on the local Chamber Events, Mixers, Country Clubs, etc., I was drawn into the world of people watching and listening.

After a few more beers, my online research was moot as I dived in and learned about the hot topics around town. Ya, I'm gonna like it here! Hot MILF's everywhere! So many that are Divorced or Separated, with or without kids, some still married but looking to cheat, some still cheating but looking to stop...Hot, Steamy Affairs happening all over Town. Motel rooms, cars, bathrooms, etc. Some so big and bold that sex is being had under the same roof, while the husband or the in laws or the kids or aunt Birtha for that matter, are sound asleep.

Are you guys sure this isn't The Bu! lol One story in particular seemed to be the main topic of choice. Sounds far fetched though. Are these things commonplace in towns across America? Is every house big enough that you can get some and not get caught.

According to the Peanut Gallery, all EDH guys fall into the same old, same old...make it happen or let it happen or watch it happen.

I'd like to add, sleep while it happens, travel while it happens, go to jail while it happens and babysit while it happens.

Anyway, things are heating up in THE HILLS, so put on those skimpy outfits and let's have an endless summer.

BTW, who is the hottest Milf or Dilf in EDH?

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