Sick of barking dogs

[Dog Bark Victim]

This town has the worst bunch of barking dogs I've ever known.The owners never hear them bark even if it's for hours.

[Lucas]

My neighbor here in Houston has this dog that barked all the time, man. I bought one of those whistles only dogs can hear and it only took me a day or so to break him of barking. It blows real loud and actually hurts the dogs ears and they stop barking. This whistle mounts on the wall outside and has a remote control. You hear him barking and zap him good.

[Meatball]

You can purchase arsenic online. Put about a half teaspoon in a little meatball and toss it over into the dogs yard. This works really well. Most of these trailer trash don't have the money to get the dog autopsied and the cops have plenty to do just keeping up with the zombies.

[chris]

thers a city ordance here in el dorado about barking dogs.

[Turdis Brown]

Stop doing wrong by these dogs and they will pay you no mind.
Stop your hanging out in the alley ways of life and taunting them as you walk by.
Heres an idea. Get a job and ride in a car like normal people do.
Stop bothering these dogs, they are just as tired of barking at you as you are of hearing it.-T.B.

[Rim fire]

You can take care of 550 dogs for $17.88. Thats how much a box of 550 22 bullets are at wal mart. Give that a try

[Charliedon]

Back in the 50's, a pack of dogs attacked and maimed a kid out there off Champagnolle Road. The word was passed to shoot any dog that wasn't penned up. Maybe we should go back to that.

[Pet Owner]

Trailer trash??!? How is that related to the problem?

[The Original CATMANDO]

Charliedon wrote:

Back in the 50's, a pack of dogs attacked and maimed a kid out there off Champagnolle Road. The word was passed to shoot any dog that wasn't penned up. Maybe we should go back to that.

Oh man poor kid!That was a good idea.

[Hookiedoo]

Turdis Brown wrote:

Stop doing wrong by these dogs and they will pay you no mind.
Stop your hanging out in the alley ways of life and taunting them as you walk by.
Heres an idea. Get a job and ride in a car like normal people do.
Stop bothering these dogs, they are just as tired of barking at you as you are of hearing it.-T.B.

Your mom smoked pot, did'nt she?

[Dog Bark Victim]

Turdis Brown wrote:

Stop doing wrong by these dogs and they will pay you no mind.
Stop your hanging out in the alley ways of life and taunting them as you walk by.
Heres an idea. Get a job and ride in a car like normal people do.
Stop bothering these dogs, they are just as tired of barking at you as you are of hearing it.-T.B.

What are you talking about you idiot?These dogs are in peoples back yards all over the neighborhood, hell all over town.I'm not walking around bothering them, I'm hearing them bark all night while my family and I are trying to sleep.I think if you have a dog and you want it to protect your property at least get up and look at what it's barking at, if it's just boredom barking whip the shit out of it so it learns when to and not to bark.

[Humane]

When the homeowners leave, go let the dog out... then call animal control.

repeat this a few times and your barking problems are solved.

[Notthedogs fault]

I stood at my back door yesterday and watched 3 young punks smoking and playing with matches in piles of leave in the middle of the street all the while my dog was barking at them, and instead of moving on, they were antagonizing my dog and telling it to shut up. If they were not doing anything wrong, shouldn't they have been doing it at home, in their yard, in front of their parents and possibly burning down their home? Most dogs bark for a reason and yes, you should see what the reason is....you may have nothing left if you don't!

[Obviously]

it's not the dogs fault really... but some dogs bark because they want out, they're hungry, or are just attention starved... which is the owners fault, but we really can't control the owner.

[Guess What]

If you "beat the shit" out of your dog as Dog Bark Victim wants you to, don't forget you can be prosecuted as a felon under Arkansas' new animal cruelty law.

[Charliedon]

We tried this one dog extermination technique once that backfired. We took a neighbor's dog who barked all the time, put him in a cardboard box, tied the box to the back of my buddy's Cushman Eagle motorcycle and rode all the way out Champagnolle to Calion. We rode out on the bridge over the Ouachita River and tossed the box over the rail. This Deputy Sheriff saw us throw the box and pulled us over. My buddy stuttered real bad and the cop got suspicious about our story that it was just some old nasty magazines my Mom was making us get rid of. Well, he hailed a guy with a boat to go pick up the box. When he started unwrapping the box the dog jumped out and hauled ass with duct tape stuck around his neck. We finally catch him about two miles away. The cop guy chewed us out pretty good. Made us follow him back to El Dorado. Then, makes us apologize to the neighbor. She gets all uppity and took advantage of this to tell the cop that me and my brothers had shot out every streetlight in that part of town and possibly some cats. Danged if the cop didn't go to my house and confiscate my .22 single action rifle. $12 at Sears. He gave us a receipt for the rifle and told us it had a 90 day hold on it. Sure enough, on the 91st day they gave it back to us. We headed straight out for Bock's Pond to shoot frogs.

[The Original CATMANDO]

Charliedon wrote:

My buddy stuttered real bad and the cop got suspicious about our story that it was just some old nasty magazines my Mom was making us get rid of.

That sucked, must have been Lacy Mims.

[Dog Bark Victim]

Guess What wrote:

If you "beat the shit" out of your dog as Dog Bark Victim wants you to, don't forget you can be prosecuted as a felon under Arkansas' new animal cruelty law.

If you'll read my statement again you will see that I said "whip the shit", meaning taking a rolled up magazine out and popping my dog about the head so the slapping noises are very loud in the ears.Only took 2 weeks of training on each dog.After that when my dog barked it for sure was barking at something that wasn't supposed to be there, not an acorn falling out of a tree or wanting me to bring it a biscuit.You can't train dumb animals to do anything other than tricks without dicipline.

[Guess What]

That's why I hesitate to post anything to this site. Everyone wears their feelings on their sleeves. Victim, I was not making fun of you, as a matter of fact, I agree with what you are saying. All I am trying to point out is that while we were all asleep at our keyboards posting on this site and others like it, our Legislature passed a law that makes what you are advocating be done a felony.

[not a carpenter]

Guess what is right, they throwed me in the jail for helping a friend. Bob, my friend, called me not long ago to euthanize his cat. I did as he asked me to do and landed in jail. As I have learned the State does not recognize a ball peen hammer as a tool of this trade. Thats just FYI..