HELP!! My wife has a MAJOR gas leak!!!!

HELP!! My wife has a MAJOR gas leak!!!!

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stunkout

Jonesboro, AR

#1 Jun 2, 2014
Can anyone PLEASE offer a remedy !! After eating at a local Japanese steak house last week my wife has had uncontrollable rectal explosions !! She is squeaking stinkers soooo bad that we almost got kicked out of the movies, my kids are now camping out in the backyard, I'm on the couch.... at the neighbor's house, and she damned near killed a cashier at Wal-Mart !! We have tried beano, mylanta and everything short of plumber's caulk or duct tape!! Please my marriage my not be suffering but my nostrils sure the hell are!!!!!!
stop the funk

United States

#2 Jun 3, 2014
Charcoal tablets are supposed to take the smell out of gas.
out there

Jonesboro, AR

#3 Jun 3, 2014
film it put it on the web. freaks pay good money to see gross shit
woowoo boy

Jonesboro, AR

#4 Jun 3, 2014
Duck lover has a gas leak.

“The Donald for President”

Since: Mar 14

Narragansett, RI

#5 Jun 3, 2014
woowoo boy wrote:
Duck lover has a gas leak.
That is just wrong on so many levels.:)
knowsonethang

Greenbrier, AR

#6 Jun 3, 2014
Hit er in the shiter!!!!!that should let the. Gas. escape..you may needa gas mask though
woowoo boy

Jonesboro, AR

#7 Jun 4, 2014
Duck lover wrote:
<quoted text>
That is just wrong on so many levels.:)
Duck lover likes to blow poot in church.

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