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About Face Salon, the Souths only Christian Salon!

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ChristiansUnited Force

Quinlan, TX

#1 Aug 30, 2013
We here at About Face take our Christianity serioiusly. Our salon was birthed by the spirit when we were forced to take a stand as to whether we would continue to work in a building with sinners, or establish a sanctuary where real Christians can come and worship, chat, pray, and maintain their buns (hair buns) You, as a Christian, shouldl not have to sit next to a gay perwson, a black person, someone thats been divorced, or wasn't a virgin when they married, or someone who curses, etc....
We reserve the right to interpret the scriptures as we see fit, and to address our most common question right up front, when you read that the scriptures say to render unto Ceasar what is Ceasars, that doesnt mean you have to follow the law of the land, like the bible says to, if the government is being unfair, and in the case of taxes, fees and such, we have determined this to be so, so we believe its acceptable to hide money and not report it on our taxes.
MaryButthair

Quinlan, TX

#2 Aug 30, 2013
Hi Im Mary Butthair, the owner of the Souths only Christian salon, I started calling myself Mary Butthead because Ive been married and divorced so many times, at my age, I cant remember my current last name....oh, and my hair looks like a mans butt hair. Welcome to our sanctuary, stop by and enjoy and nice big glass of communion and visit and pray with us and see our new sanctified facility.
Joyce

Quinlan, TX

#3 Aug 30, 2013
Hi Im Joyce, Im a self-proclaimed pastor at CrossLife Church and I proclaim that homosexuality is an abomination to god!!(hang on while I babble in tounges..ababa bubu lala seeco demayo potatoe salad dressin shakeem, mamamama, whewwww! praise the lord!)
Stop by and see my for all your vanity needs!
(Im the one that looks like Alf in drag, dont hate, atleast Im not a faggot....at this point)
Kathy

Quinlan, TX

#4 Aug 30, 2013
Hi Im Kathy, and I just felt I had to take a stand for what I believe, and I believe Im sinless, and shouldnt have to be forced to work in a place with someone who is a sinner (god hates fags, and black people, unless they are slaves to a Christian owner, as the bible clearly states)
Stop by and see me for a sanctified haircut, Im the one with the giant head, and though I used to run with a lot of gay people, when I needed them, I no longer need them, so dont come if your gay, you won't get past the sin detector at the front door anyway..
TheLord

Quinlan, TX

#5 Aug 30, 2013
Oh wait, holdeth upeth.... does your bible have the verse John 13:34 in it? "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." I dont want to risk you mistranslating this as you did the verse about paying your taxes and hiding your money from Ceasar....I'm sure ya'll dont do that, right? So....I died for you to save you from sin, back when all 3 of you had a belly full of wine, legs spread like a snow crab, screaming my name, though you weren't talking to me at the moment, I was still watching you...but I loved you and died for you anyway....
I wonder how much of my love the sinners feel coming from you when you decided you couldn't work with sinners and put in your so-called self-righteous salon, complete with a sin detector at the door?

tsk tsk tsk
curious

Quinlan, TX

#7 Aug 30, 2013
This is joke right? All those women have been married and divorced several times. I remember when they all paraded around the square together with those awful clip on hair extensions that drug the ground, harlot jezzybelles I tell ya...
(the hair did hide some of their fat asses though, a little anyway)
curious

Quinlan, TX

#8 Aug 30, 2013
ChristiansUnitedForce wrote:
We here at About Face take our Christianity serioiusly. Our salon was birthed by the spirit when we were forced to take a stand as to whether we would continue to work in a building with sinners, or establish a sanctuary where real Christians can come and worship, chat, pray, and maintain their buns (hair buns) You, as a Christian, shouldl not have to sit next to a gay perwson, a black person, someone thats been divorced, or wasn't a virgin when they married, or someone who curses, etc....
We reserve the right to interpret the scriptures as we see fit, and to address our most common question right up front, when you read that the scriptures say to render unto Ceasar what is Ceasars, that doesnt mean you have to follow the law of the land, like the bible says to, if the government is being unfair, and in the case of taxes, fees and such, we have determined this to be so, so we believe its acceptable to hide money and not report it on our taxes.
I thought sin was sin..........so hiding money and not reporting it or paying taxes on it because you feel the government is being unfair isn't a sin?? So, if Im a prostitute, and only report half my earnings, like from the paper trail checks and credit cards can leave,j but I keep half my earnings in cash, and put that in my pocket, then Im only being sinful of the prostituting? but not the theft from the government?

YIPPEE!! I can buy douche with the money I'll be saving! Goodbye Lysol! praise the lord that stuff burned..
really

El Dorado, AR

#9 Aug 30, 2013
All of these comments are from the newly hired homosexual at headquarters. Further example that those ladies made the right choice to leave. This is beyond childish and evil..
IMAFAG

El Dorado, AR

#10 Aug 30, 2013
9 comments and 7 names, Watch Me Go I'm A Homo. hehehehehe.
fed up

El Dorado, AR

#11 Aug 30, 2013
I had kiddos at Barton Junior High. I was running late while bringing my child back to school. I parked in their parking lot that was empty. Ran in and signed him in and was back at my car. I see her on TV with hands raised, but she was so ugly that morning Giving me the rite act.
fed up

El Dorado, AR

#12 Aug 30, 2013
I kept telling her that I was sorry. She was evil and not the one that I saw raising her hands to the Lord on TV.
boy

El Dorado, AR

#13 Aug 30, 2013
lot of chucking trash talk here so get up and go to work.
satan

Grand Saline, TX

#14 Aug 31, 2013
really wrote:
All of these comments are from the newly hired homosexual at headquarters. Further example that those ladies made the right choice to leave. This is beyond childish and evil..
ladies? there's not a lady in that bunch lol
Mary Joyce and Kathy

Grand Saline, TX

#15 Aug 31, 2013
We are of the new Absolute Christian faith, unlike the pseudo christians in this demonic city, and we reserve the right to NOT have to work in the presence of an abomination to god of ANY kind.
(thanks to the inventors of the "Sin Detector" from 1st Assembly for our door monitor)
Joyce

Grand Saline, TX

#16 Aug 31, 2013
and..........whoever said I look like Alf in drag can kiss my ENTIRE fatass........
ps. according to our bible, its ok to marry and divorce multiple times, they had multiple wives back in the biblical days you know! I DO I DO I DO WE DO!!! halllayluya!!!!! hang on, let me babble in tounges
AAAAaaaababa bubu baloopa doopa doo scooby yayaya yoyo sup shamika lorana bobbita tatata tatata aaaaaaaaatatatatat ratatatatatat!!! TAKE THAT SATIN!
Kathy

Grand Saline, TX

#17 Aug 31, 2013
ya, and you can kiss my ENTIRE big face as well, GO TO HELL SINNER!
Mary

Grand Saline, TX

#18 Aug 31, 2013
by this time next year, I plan to be the new Mrs. Fred Phelps, if things go according to plan, and this salon will be paid in full :)
PRAISE THE LORD FROM WHOM ALL MY CHRISTIAN BLESSINGS FLOW! GLOOOWWWWRAY!!
Mary

Grand Saline, TX

#19 Aug 31, 2013
ok, even though Im a super christian, Im entitled to a down moment.......ya'll....why did god give me mens butthair for hair?? Ive never undrerstood this thorn in my flesh, all Ive ever done is try to make everyones hairdo look better, and Im stuck with butthair???
its just one of those questions I'll have for the lord when Im sitting beside him at the last supper table :)
Joyce

Grand Saline, TX

#20 Aug 31, 2013
atleast you dont look like Alf :(
Kathy

Grand Saline, TX

#21 Aug 31, 2013
my head really is big!!! OMG!!! WHY? WHYYYYY? I think I was a alchohol baby...

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