No Christmas Parade
well

Chicago, IL

#2 Dec 29, 2012
There won't be one New Year's Day either.
Merle III

United States

#3 Dec 29, 2012
Hank Jr Jr wrote:
I waited around all day on the 25th and there was no parade. I told you there wouldn't be a Christmas parade.
The was a Christmas parade on tv. El Dorado had an agreement with New York City, so NYC had their Christmas Parade on December 25 and El Dorado had their Christmas parade on December 6. It was a great parade and a huge turnout. You were wrong about there not being a Christmas parade and you missed a great show.
Merle III

United States

#5 Dec 29, 2012
Hank Jr Jr wrote:
You can't have a Christmas Parade Dec 6. Christmas is Dec 25
That's the arrangement they had. So you CAN have a Christmas Parade Dec 6. If you don't like it, call Michael Bloomberg yourself.
Hank Jr Jr

United States

#6 Dec 29, 2012
Merle III wrote:
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That's the arrangement they had. So you CAN have a Christmas Parade Dec 6. If you don't like it, call Michael Bloomberg yourself.
Your right Merle. I heard the Christmas parade was quite entertaining. I'm just miserable and hate my life.
Hank Jr Jr

El Dorado, AR

#8 Dec 29, 2012
People responded to my prank. I'm so happy
I am masturbating to pictures of Santa right now.

“They give you this...”

Since: Sep 12

...but you paid for that..

#9 Dec 29, 2012
Hank Jr Jr wrote:
People responded to my prank. I'm so happy
I am masturbating to pictures of Santa right now.
Masterbate is all you can do. I bet Kristin's boyfriend don't masterbate much.
Hank Jr Jr

United States

#11 Dec 29, 2012
Hank Jr Jr wrote:
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Having a Christmas Dec 6? That's stupid. You might as well Trick or Treat Oct 6. Or light fireworks on June 6. It's idiotic. Christmas is only 1 day. If you don't have a Parade on that day, it's not a Christmas Parade
There's nothing better than elf-dressed midgets in a porno with fat Santa! Oh the way those tight suspenders squeeze the sweat out of Santa's fatass pores! Mmm-hhmmmm!!!!!

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