funky winkerbean

Saint Albans, WV

#1 Dec 2, 2009
There will be a zombie walk just after the horses at the El Dorado Christmas parade, we ask that all zombies dress appropriately and stumble and lurch quickly into the parade route as it comes by the zombie walk will conclude at the Square and will be notified of the next El Dorado Zombie Walk here on Topix Anyone may participate and the more the merrier.
zombie walk locations suggestions needed

Since: Jul 09

Bryan, TX

#2 Dec 2, 2009
What if your favorite zombies are like the newest Dawn of the Dead zombies that run full speed.That $hit would tire me out.

Since: Jul 09

Bryan, TX

#3 Dec 2, 2009
Oh yea do zombies like stepping in horse $hit?
Zombified Dog Head

El Dorado, AR

#4 Dec 3, 2009
I'm pretty sure the parade is going to be full of zombies anyway....

Thanks El Dorado school systems!
Peter The Griff

Saint Albans, WV

#5 Dec 4, 2009
Is that what they've been practicing for all year? Zombies out walking the streets all day and night. Becoming more and more prominant. Is this walk like some kind of contest? Is there a prize for the winner?... like a rock? If you promote it, they will come...
Dookies Brown

Monticello, AR

#6 Dec 8, 2009
I guess a Flash Mob zombie pillow fight would enhance it..
Just wannabes

Bryan, TX

#7 Dec 8, 2009
Hey, any NEW olive_oyls out there? Now that would be a show! Must be @ dozen or so..
Dookies Brown

Monticello, AR

#8 Dec 9, 2009
is repeatedly saying, "Brains" a requirement.. What about, "Send more Cops..."
I will be at the parade just to see this..
jelly man

Houston, TX

#9 Dec 9, 2009
SEND MORE COPS is what me and my wife always say , it will be great fun - word from Winkerbeans is he has over 70 agreeing to show, thats a good start.
Also he ask me to pass the word:- no dead Santas. we don't want to freak out the chilluns.
Dookies Brown

Monticello, AR

#10 Dec 9, 2009
I still say Flash mob Zombie Pillow fight would be more fun...
funky winkerbean

Saint Albans, WV

#11 Dec 10, 2009
Its all still a go for the Zombie walk.
a few things for the newbies:
no interaction with the crowd,
stay a safe distance from the horses (do not spook them),
silently stumbling forward is what we're hoping for.
mumbles and rrrghs are fine
no nude zombies please,
no visible booze or joints,
and again please no Santa Zombies,
although I think a few zombie elfs are ok. everyone have fun out there and if anyone wants to we will be meeting afterwards at the back of the mall for info on the next Flash Zombie Walk
Dookies Brown

Monticello, AR

#12 Dec 11, 2009
So do this happen? I must have missed it..
snafu apple

Nacogdoches, TX

#13 Dec 11, 2009
I didn't see any zombies, but the cop standing on the east side of 5th couldn't stop scratching his "junk". Children were right there, mine included and this dude must have been hanging with the Hillsboro hookers because he was constantly SCRATCHING. EWWWWW Don't use the potty after this dude, y'all!
Thank God my kids were too interested in the parade and not the show he was putting on.
Porkchop

El Dorado, AR

#14 Dec 11, 2009
snafu apple wrote:
I didn't see any zombies, but the cop standing on the east side of 5th couldn't stop scratching his "junk". Children were right there, mine included and this dude must have been hanging with the Hillsboro hookers because he was constantly SCRATCHING. EWWWWW Don't use the potty after this dude, y'all!
Thank God my kids were too interested in the parade and not the show he was putting on.
So the question then would be why were YOU so interested in the show he was putting on??

Since: Jul 12

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#15 Mar 31, 2013

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#16 Nov 4, 2014
Naked man leaps rooftops, breaks in, bites couple:
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/03/n...

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