Cop Having Sex On Hood / K9 attacts Woman in Park /Involving 12Y.O.another

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FYI

Arlington, TX

#2 Aug 30, 2011
Who cares
Lugnut

United States

#3 Aug 30, 2011
I just couldn't pass this up...

Those pics of the New Mexico State cop getting it on right on the hood of his cop car is great!

I knew a few hookers in Albuquerque back in the day, and they all claimed they had to hum the National Anthem at least once a night to some cop to avoid arrest.
Danica Patruck

El Dorado, AR

#4 Aug 30, 2011
Lugnut wrote:
I just couldn't pass this up...
Those pics of the New Mexico State cop getting it on right on the hood of his cop car is great!
I knew a few hookers in Albuquerque back in the day, and they all claimed they had to hum the National Anthem at least once a night to some cop to avoid arrest.
Now Mr Lugnut, you know they don't put them kind of pictures in the internet. LOL!
Lugnut

United States

#5 Aug 30, 2011
Danica Patruck wrote:
<quoted text>Now Mr Lugnut, you know they don't put them kind of pictures in the internet. LOL!
Yes they do, hon. Click on it. It's an Albuquerque TV station report. Two pictures taken by a security camera of this cop doing a girl on the hood of his car. I tell you, them NM TV stations don't hold back nothin'.

Don't be bashful, the cop has his pants still on, I guess just his business end a'sticking out. The girl is sitting up on the hood of a NM State Police Car. Cracks me up. That's the kind of stuff you see among drunk Indians in Gallup.

Nice to see you posting again. Did you notice I've been typing real clean?
Lugnut

United States

#6 Aug 30, 2011
Forgot to mention, the article says they might not have sufficient evidence to prosecute the cop on cause they can't see his johnson, I reckon. I guess dry-humpin ain't against the law there.

I guess, could be the cop was Asian and you just couldn't make out his wienie from the camera distance.
Lugnut

United States

#7 Aug 30, 2011
Danica Patruck wrote:
<quoted text>Now Mr Lugnut, you know they don't put them kind of pictures in the internet. LOL!
Sorry, Miss Patruck, I meant to re-post the web address for that cop screwing... It was on KOAT-TV in ABQ last night. Only 1:11 long. Check it out. It's not nasty, just funny.

http://www.koat.com/r/29022109/detail.html
Danica Patruck

El Dorado, AR

#8 Aug 30, 2011
Thank-you, I might think about looking at it later. But will pass for now. I didn't think newspapers or news could post things like that. I still have an image burned in my mind from opening something awhile back posted on topix. The poor woman must have had hoo hoo surgery. OMG. I was shocked to say the least. But yes, I am proud that you have cleaned up your act. It is appreciated;) I am sorry that you had a hard life, you seem like a nice guy.
Lugnut

United States

#9 Aug 30, 2011
Danica Patruck wrote:
Thank-you, I might think about looking at it later. But will pass for now. I didn't think newspapers or news could post things like that. I still have an image burned in my mind from opening something awhile back posted on topix. The poor woman must have had hoo hoo surgery. OMG. I was shocked to say the least. But yes, I am proud that you have cleaned up your act. It is appreciated;) I am sorry that you had a hard life, you seem like a nice guy.
I hope you're happy, young lady. It's your fault I'm become nice. I was nice to another lady, said she's a friend of yours (typical). Heck, I got to thinking I'm so nice now I started to email my ex wife and talk nice hoping to get together just for "old times sake", see if there's any spark left in her, but I had a few beers instead and come to my senses.
Danica Patruck

El Dorado, AR

#10 Aug 30, 2011
Lugnut wrote:
<quoted text>
I hope you're happy, young lady. It's your fault I'm become nice. I was nice to another lady, said she's a friend of yours (typical). Heck, I got to thinking I'm so nice now I started to email my ex wife and talk nice hoping to get together just for "old times sake", see if there's any spark left in her, but I had a few beers instead and come to my senses.
Too funny!
Well

El Dorado, AR

#11 Aug 30, 2011
Crazy
heynow

El Dorado, AR

#12 Sep 5, 2011
What
Lugnut

United States

#14 Sep 8, 2011
Danged if they didn't fire that NM State cop for letting that poor girl relax on his State Patrol car hood.

"Officer Bert Lopez was named the 2009 state police officer of the year and was awarded a "Challenge Coin" in July, an honor given to officers who have gone above and beyond the call of duty."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/03/new-mexi...
Still Explaining

El Dorado, AR

#15 Sep 8, 2011
The State Trooper's deal is done, he's history. But, the woman on the hood is still trying to explain to her husband how FORD got implanted on her azz.
10 4 good buddy

El Dorado, AR

#16 Sep 8, 2011
Still Explaining wrote:
The State Trooper's deal is done, he's history. But, the woman on the hood is still trying to explain to her husband how FORD got implanted on her azz.
She better be glad it was a cop in a Ford patrol car. It could have been a truck driver in a Peter Bilt.

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