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Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#23 Sep 20, 2013
Scared to death and shaking, Weird guy woke up with tears in his eyes, and said, "Thank you, God that it was only a nightmare. Thank you that I never got run over, and I never was called ugly names by ugly people. But most of all, thank you that there were no Jehova's witnesses at my door.Amen."
Dirty Underwear

El Dorado, AR

#24 Sep 20, 2013
But I'm the topixFag and I WILL sukieAdikie.
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#25 Sep 20, 2013
Hummph.....You don't realize you just proved yourself wrong.
Guess Who

El Dorado, AR

#26 Sep 20, 2013
Dirty Underwear wrote:
Hummph.....You don't realize you just proved yourself wrong.
TheFag
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#27 Sep 21, 2013
The chief of police of our lovely town got wind of what happened to weird little underwear man. They uncovered conspiracy to murder weird lil' man. He tortured LMAO until he confessed that his brother-in- law did it. They dug up lil' man, and lil' man mysteriously ran away....and to his neighbor lady....
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#28 Sep 21, 2013
well wrote:
They would think you moved on to a better class of friends.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#29 Sep 21, 2013
Who married and became Mrs. Weirdman, and began wearinf her shoes on her hands and underwear on her head. It was a nice lil' thong. They had seven chillins', all wearing their booties on their hands, and their diapies on their heads. And yes, this is why we can't have nice things.

Since: Jul 12

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#30 Sep 21, 2013
He came slowly awake hearing the woman guest on Coast to Coast AM stating that if a man sleeps in his undershorts and notices that they are inside out in the morning, that is a good indication he has undergone an alien abduction.
white knight

United States

#31 Sep 21, 2013
Dam
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#32 Sep 21, 2013
white knight wrote:
Dam
Don't 'ya just HATE it when that happens!
Dorkus Le Roy

Arkadelphia, AR

#33 Sep 22, 2013
yep.
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Magnolia, AR

#34 Sep 23, 2013
yo dawgs in the MAGNOLIA ARKANSAS topix forum we gots a write a story thread going on too. It getting pretty dang good so be sure to takes a peeks! Be warned tho, its pretty racy.
LMAO

El Dorado, AR

#35 Sep 23, 2013
Go Homo Go.

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