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Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#1 Sep 18, 2013
Once upon a time, in a land far away and on the other side of the tracks lived....
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#2 Sep 18, 2013
a very weird little man.
Anonymous

Arkadelphia, AR

#3 Sep 18, 2013
He wore his shoes on his hands and his underwear on his head.

Since: Aug 08

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#4 Sep 19, 2013
but he had a very loving heart.
Brother Hezekiah

Walnut, MS

#5 Sep 19, 2013
One day he heard a knock at the door. Excited by the thought that it might be the hot milf from next door who had come to ravage him, he raced to the door, where he discovered a duo of Jehovah's Witnesses(a man and a woman) who he assumed were there to talk to him about Jesus, but oh no, not today my friend...not today. The man chimed in first saying, "......
Redneck

El Dorado, AR

#6 Sep 19, 2013
And this worthless little MF was aFag that lived on welfare, foodstamps and topix 24/7. One day a cop on patrol swerved over and ran over the nasty little btch. The cop called the trash truck, who scooped the stanking POS homo up and took it to the back side of the landfill and dug a very deep hole because of the stench and dozed the sic varmit under. The cop got promoted and everybody lived happy ever after.
LMAO

El Dorado, AR

#7 Sep 19, 2013
Redneck wrote:
And this worthless little MF was aFag that lived on welfare, foodstamps and topix 24/7. One day a cop on patrol swerved over and ran over the nasty little btch. The cop called the trash truck, who scooped the stanking POS homo up and took it to the back side of the landfill and dug a very deep hole because of the stench and dozed the sic varmit under. The cop got promoted and everybody lived happy ever after.
Good "ferry tell" brother-in-law. Now, please let it come true. LMAO. Campaign to deFag EL DO.
well

Chicago, IL

#8 Sep 19, 2013
I'd rather have them than you.

Since: Jul 12

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#9 Sep 19, 2013
Is this why we can't have nice things?
LMAO

El Dorado, AR

#10 Sep 19, 2013
well wrote:
I'd rather have them than you.
Well no sh-t dikBreath. But even they don't want your nasty welfareAzz. LMAO. Sic homo POS.
yep

El Dorado, AR

#11 Sep 19, 2013
Then he went to take a dump. He had to flush the toilet several times. This was because he was full of crap.

Since: Aug 08

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#12 Sep 19, 2013
Brother Hezekiah wrote:
The man chimed in first saying,
"We've been noticing that your lawn needs mowing, and your porch needs repairs. Would you let us donate our help, free of charge?"
Brother Hez

El Dorado, AR

#13 Sep 19, 2013
roboblogger2 wrote:
<quoted text> "We've been noticing that your lawn needs mowing, and your porch needs repairs. Would you let us donate our help, free of charge?"
Now what the h-ll would my neighbors think of me if they came by and saw nastyFags in my yard? H-ll no.
well

Chicago, IL

#14 Sep 19, 2013
They would think you moved on to a better class of friends.
Agnostic

El Dorado, AR

#16 Sep 19, 2013
roboblogger2 wrote:
<quoted text> "We've been noticing that your lawn needs mowing, and your porch needs repairs. Would you let us donate our help, free of charge?"
Get off my porch, get the hell off my lawn, and mind your own damn business before I donate a free load of 00 buckshot up your ..........
LMAO

El Dorado, AR

#17 Sep 19, 2013
Write a homo love story. Title it "I will SukieUdikie" by IAM AFAG. LMAO. sicAzzMF.
TinkTink

El Dorado, AR

#18 Sep 19, 2013
LMAO wrote:
<quoted text> Good "ferry tell" brother-in-law. Now, please let it come true. LMAO. Campaign to deFag EL DO.
"Ferry" tale. REALLY?
Redneck

El Dorado, AR

#19 Sep 20, 2013
TinkTink wrote:
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"Ferry" tale. REALLY?
Folks that should be Stink Stink.
TinkTink

El Dorado, AR

#21 Sep 20, 2013
Redneck wrote:
<quoted text> Folks that should be Stink Stink.
As in "fairy" ???
Billy

El Dorado, AR

#22 Sep 20, 2013
LMAO wrote:
Write a homo love story. Title it "I will SukieUdikie" by IAM AFAG. LMAO. sicAzzMF.
my name is Blake & I post nasty comments.

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