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#1 Jan 25, 2013
Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
though I have the herpes, I still need a menz
screwed hard all my lifetime, did most of my friends
so oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
All The Same

El Dorado, AR

#3 Jan 26, 2013
Comment #1 is Homo Humor. FagFun. LMAO WhatAfkingIdiot. This stanking, nasty POSquer thinks that since the tax payer houses his sorryazz, feeds him food stamps, foots his bill at the Aid's/V.D. Clinic that God owe's him a car. LMAO

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#4 Jan 28, 2013
Oh lord, wont you buy me a colored TV
My babys a bastard, so she got one free
I wait for delivery each day until 3
So oh lord, where the hell is my colored TV

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#5 Jan 30, 2013
Oh lord wont ya buy me a night on the town
my ol' cat is lonely, I'm willing to go down
My name is Melissa, bring on the next clown
so oh lord wont ya buy me a night on the town

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#7 Jan 31, 2013
everybody now...

oh lord, won't ya buy me a mercedes benz
though I have herpes, I still need a menz
My parents are preachers, I can't live in sin
So oh lord wont ya send me a big long dong menz

edited, remixed and performed by Melissa Caruso Hanna. Won 1st place at the Shanalalababa Retreats praise and worship competition at Cross Life church, hands in the air as she got her Jesus on!! AAAAaaaaamen!!!

El Dorado, AR

#8 Jan 31, 2013
you are banned from h_e_l_l satan is allergic to stupid people

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#10 Jan 31, 2013
Hallelujiah! Baaaasabalababaababababoobooo! !

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#11 Feb 20, 2013
Baa shabalaba laba laba laba A MAN! Thats what big mama needs! A MAN!!

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#12 Mar 2, 2013
(her butt is growing again)

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#13 Mar 23, 2013
Is Melissa married AGAIN? Doesnt this make the 4th time? Or is it the 5th?

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