Satire Wednesday strikes again

Satire Wednesday strikes again

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JJJ

United States

#1 Jun 13, 2012
Did you hear the latest escapade coming out of the daycare we call a newspaper? The day before Smackover's biggest festival of the year, the News-Times prints a made-up story stating that the Oil Town Festival has been cancelled due to high gas prices. So now people from all over are calling Smackover to see what's going on, and the leadership in Smackover is concerned that this will affect attendance, and therefore, their revenues.
When will they learn to quit messing with people?
JJJ

United States

#2 Jun 15, 2012
Now Allison Gatlin has posted on her twitter feed that they won't be doing Satire Wednesday any more. About time! Now maybe if they'll stop writing about their love lives...
fan

Cypress, TX

#3 Jun 15, 2012
I think that is funny !!!!! Grow the F up!!!
Look up the definition of satire !!!!
That's pretty creative thinking. a canceled oil town event due to our local gas cartels death grip on ultra high gas prices!!!

Get over it already
stfu at u

El Dorado, AR

#5 Jun 15, 2012
stfu goober wrote:
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No, its not, fatass. Prohibiting revenue to a town's annual event is not funny. We get that you think its "creative," but just like a 3rd grader telling a dart joke, she did not think of the consequences. This is her third fuckup. She obviously is too ignorant to handle a tasteful satire, so it is good the News Times finally put a muzzle on that dog.
This town is obviously too ignorant to understand the definition of satire regardless taste.
nope

United States

#6 Jun 15, 2012
Bull! It's a newspaper, not a humor mag. If I read a headline on a newspaper's website, I'm gonna assume it's true.
Calculator

Hensley, AR

#8 Jun 15, 2012
Hey, hey, ho, ho, Allison Gatlin has got to go!
Calculator

Hensley, AR

#9 Jun 15, 2012
I'm sure Kevin Sims is defending her as "stfu at u"

You should hear how unprofessional they are at work.

People all over town laugh at them.
-

United States

#10 Jun 15, 2012
I <3 Alison :)
She's great !!!!!
Kevin is a deweeb
stfu goober

United States

#11 Jun 16, 2012
stfu at u wrote:
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This town is obviously too ignorant to understand the definition of satire regardless taste.
Obviously, a satire is supposed to be funny. When its in poor taste, its not funny. Therefore, it was not a satire. Any questions, dipshit?
agreed

United States

#12 Jun 16, 2012
Calculator wrote:
I'm sure Kevin Sims is defending her as "stfu at u"
You should hear how unprofessional they are at work.
People all over town laugh at them.
He is. He got all bitchy when people were making fun of his lame, annoying balloon idea. He is not what what the News Times needs. He's a pessimistic, fat punk. Simple minds read that garbage, and it ruins their attitudes. Someone else that can write optimistic, uplifting, quality opinions for that column is desperately needed.
AllTheAbove

El Dorado, AR

#13 Jun 16, 2012
All'typical'. WhatAPOSFagBtch.
Kevin

El Dorado, AR

#14 Jun 16, 2012
First off, thanks for reading the News-Times and especially my column. Love it or hate it, you're reading it and by the fact that specific instances I've written about months ago have been mention over the last few weeks means you're basically obsessed by it. Seriously, thanks.

Next, yeah, none of those post above were written by me, but yes, if I was willing to defend my girlfriend to you people, that's basically what I'd say. I just haven't thought it worth it, nor do I think you are worth it to defend our actions now.

Third, I have only been in El Dorado for six months and people I don't even know make time in their lives to start threads and talk about me constantly and anonymously on the internet. It doesn't matter if it's love or hate, my short presence in your life has affected you this strongly to feel the need to post about me for the entire community to see. The sad fact is, the people that are talking about Allison and I probably have lived here their entire lives yet are so inconsequential that people don't think they are worth making fun of.

You can make up what ever rumor you want about us, but that just means we're more important to the community than you. It seems like anyone with any type of prominence gets trashed on this worthless site, so if your lives were somewhat interesting, you too would be trashed. Sad, just sad.

Oh and continue reading the News-Times, and please start interacting with us. My email is under my byline. I like receiving feedback even if it's "You Suck!"
Sayin

El Dorado, AR

#15 Jun 16, 2012
Kevin wrote:
First off, thanks for reading the News-Times and especially my column. Love it or hate it, you're reading it and by the fact that specific instances I've written about months ago have been mention over the last few weeks means you're basically obsessed by it. Seriously, thanks.
Next, yeah, none of those post above were written by me, but yes, if I was willing to defend my girlfriend to you people, that's basically what I'd say. I just haven't thought it worth it, nor do I think you are worth it to defend our actions now.
Third, I have only been in El Dorado for six months and people I don't even know make time in their lives to start threads and talk about me constantly and anonymously on the internet. It doesn't matter if it's love or hate, my short presence in your life has affected you this strongly to feel the need to post about me for the entire community to see. The sad fact is, the people that are talking about Allison and I probably have lived here their entire lives yet are so inconsequential that people don't think they are worth making fun of.
You can make up what ever rumor you want about us, but that just means we're more important to the community than you. It seems like anyone with any type of prominence gets trashed on this worthless site, so if your lives were somewhat interesting, you too would be trashed. Sad, just sad.
Oh and continue reading the News-Times, and please start interacting with us. My email is under my byline. I like receiving feedback even if it's "You Suck!"
I wouldn't worry about it. The person that is trashing you has several posts under the name "good news" on other threads. He has lived here all his life and doesn't like outsiders. He is shallow minded and actually quite stupid. Hard for El Dorado to make any progress when you have to deal with idiots like that.
YEAH

Camden, AR

#16 Jun 16, 2012
Kevin wrote:
First off, thanks for reading the News-Times and especially my column. Love it or hate it, you're reading it and by the fact that specific instances I've written about months ago have been mention over the last few weeks means you're basically obsessed by it. Seriously, thanks.
Next, yeah, none of those post above were written by me, but yes, if I was willing to defend my girlfriend to you people, that's basically what I'd say. I just haven't thought it worth it, nor do I think you are worth it to defend our actions now.
Third, I have only been in El Dorado for six months and people I don't even know make time in their lives to start threads and talk about me constantly and anonymously on the internet. It doesn't matter if it's love or hate, my short presence in your life has affected you this strongly to feel the need to post about me for the entire community to see. The sad fact is, the people that are talking about Allison and I probably have lived here their entire lives yet are so inconsequential that people don't think they are worth making fun of.
You can make up what ever rumor you want about us, but that just means we're more important to the community than you. It seems like anyone with any type of prominence gets trashed on this worthless site, so if your lives were somewhat interesting, you too would be trashed. Sad, just sad.
Oh and continue reading the News-Times, and please start interacting with us. My email is under my byline. I like receiving feedback even if it's "You Suck!"
BRAVO, Kevin! Keep up the good work. Enjoy your columns and articles, and enjoy Allison's as well!
LMAO

El Dorado, AR

#17 Jun 16, 2012
Kevin wrote:
First off, thanks for reading the News-Times and especially my column. Love it or hate it, you're reading it and by the fact that specific instances I've written about months ago have been mention over the last few weeks means you're basically obsessed by it. Seriously, thanks.
Next, yeah, none of those post above were written by me, but yes, if I was willing to defend my girlfriend to you people, that's basically what I'd say. I just haven't thought it worth it, nor do I think you are worth it to defend our actions now.
Third, I have only been in El Dorado for six months and people I don't even know make time in their lives to start threads and talk about me constantly and anonymously on the internet. It doesn't matter if it's love or hate, my short presence in your life has affected you this strongly to feel the need to post about me for the entire community to see. The sad fact is, the people that are talking about Allison and I probably have lived here their entire lives yet are so inconsequential that people don't think they are worth making fun of.
You can make up what ever rumor you want about us, but that just means we're more important to the community than you. It seems like anyone with any type of prominence gets trashed on this worthless site, so if your lives were somewhat interesting, you too would be trashed. Sad, just sad.
Oh and continue reading the News-Times, and please start interacting with us. My email is under my byline. I like receiving feedback even if it's "You Suck!"
You're hot. Are you gay?
Questioning

United States

#19 Jun 16, 2012
Kevin wrote:
First off, thanks for reading the News-Times and especially my column. Love it or hate it, you're reading it and by the fact that specific instances I've written about months ago have been mention over the last few weeks means you're basically obsessed by it. Seriously, thanks.
Next, yeah, none of those post above were written by me, but yes, if I was willing to defend my girlfriend to you people, that's basically what I'd say. I just haven't thought it worth it, nor do I think you are worth it to defend our actions now.
Third, I have only been in El Dorado for six months and people I don't even know make time in their lives to start threads and talk about me constantly and anonymously on the internet. It doesn't matter if it's love or hate, my short presence in your life has affected you this strongly to feel the need to post about me for the entire community to see. The sad fact is, the people that are talking about Allison and I probably have lived here their entire lives yet are so inconsequential that people don't think they are worth making fun of.
You can make up what ever rumor you want about us, but that just means we're more important to the community than you. It seems like anyone with any type of prominence gets trashed on this worthless site, so if your lives were somewhat interesting, you too would be trashed. Sad, just sad.
Oh and continue reading the News-Times, and please start interacting with us. My email is under my byline. I like receiving feedback even if it's "You Suck!"
Kevin, if this is really you, let me ask you a question. Regardless of the definition of "satire", do you think the people in Smackover have a right to be concerned when a headline on your paper's website says that their festival is cancelled?
yummy

Hensley, AR

#20 Jun 16, 2012
Amen, "questioning"
yummy

Hensley, AR

#21 Jun 16, 2012
Honey, I work at the News-Times, not in the reporters area, but Kevin and Allison are the joke of the building. They are so loud and obnoxious, it's unreal. No one will say anything about it. Kevin is so loud and annoying, and so is Allison. I just want to get my work done without having to hear their annoying voices. It was never this way before they came. Never.
yummy

Hensley, AR

#22 Jun 16, 2012
I am sure if Walter Hussman visited, he wouldn't be pleased.....
Curious

United States

#23 Jun 16, 2012
Yummy? Are you always trying to start s*it with your co-workers? At least the two of them aren't talking bad about anyone.

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