JLP Cheats on Wife HP
yeah well

El Dorado, AR

#1 Jun 27, 2014
And I heard all about his weird ass penis from my girl. HP needs to wise up! I love my girl but she's not near as pretty as HP and she's telling anyone that'll listen that she hooked up with him. I told her she should be ashamed but she aint! I would be! She pathetick!
prickem

El Dorado, AR

#2 Jun 28, 2014
Too much chucking JOI trash talk going on here so go swim in the nasty john.
Larry

El Dorado, AR

#3 Jun 28, 2014
I know three couples in town that these initials fit so you should be careful not to start crap. Though I don't know anything about a "weird ass penis". What does that even mean?
hell dorado

Tickfaw, LA

#4 Jun 28, 2014
If you're going to put them on blast why don't you just say their names?
Please Tell Me

El Dorado, AR

#5 Jun 29, 2014
I'm with Larry. What in the hell does weird penis mean? Like uncircumcised? Or tiny? Or crooked?
Andrea J

El Dorado, AR

#6 Jun 30, 2014
I hooked up with a guy once whose ding dong was so crooked it wasn't even functional. His initials were g.h. though. I'm serious people, it was so crooked it barely stayed in during sex. I felt bad for the guy but it was a total turn off. He's married now and I feel super bad for his wife b/c I don't think they had sex before marriage and now she's stuck with a guy who can never, ever get her off. Physically impossible. I wonder how common this is?
Andrea J

El Dorado, AR

#7 Jun 30, 2014
I looked it up and apparently it's a condition that up to 5% of guys have so its actually kind of common! Sorry for those guys!
Gemma

El Dorado, AR

#8 Jul 1, 2014
Andrea J wrote:
I looked it up and apparently it's a condition that up to 5% of guys have so its actually kind of common! Sorry for those guys!
I think its more common than people know. A few months ago one of my friends slept with a guy that had a really crooked thing. She said that right after she got a UTI and had to go on antibiotics.

“The Donald for President”

Since: Mar 14

Narragansett, RI

#9 Jul 1, 2014
All he needs to find is a "crooked" woman, and everyone will be happy, happy, happy!
Funny

United States

#10 Jul 4, 2014
ROFLMFAO Funny
chuckem

El Dorado, AR

#11 Jul 5, 2014
May thy rod and pole take you to the grass.
what

El Dorado, AR

#12 Jul 5, 2014
WTF this has to be a joke.

“The Donald for President”

Since: Mar 14

Narragansett, RI

#13 Jul 6, 2014
what wrote:
WTF this has to be a joke.
Google it, then click on images. Ewwwwwww.

It's a real condition known as Peyronie’s disease, with various levels of deformity. There has been some promising news about a drug that may be able to correct the bend or crookedness.

Shocking!
Crying

United States

#14 Jul 6, 2014
Call Cheaters you will all be movie stars and celebrities then roflmao
lmao

United States

#15 Jul 6, 2014
Hahahahaaaaa its funny
Nicole Eggs

El Dorado, AR

#16 Jul 8, 2014
Duck lover wrote:
<quoted text>
Google it, then click on images. Ewwwwwww.
It's a real condition known as Peyronie’s disease, with various levels of deformity. There has been some promising news about a drug that may be able to correct the bend or crookedness.
Shocking!
No shame. I ain't afraid to say my name. I'm not even from here.

I admit I've been around in my 32 yrs but I've never come across a thing so crooked it made it a problem. I don't see how it would be a big deal unless it was crooked down, like towards the floor. Or down and sideways.That would make things uncomfortable. And the guy would never, ever be able to hit the right spot. Now I feel bad for whoever suffers from this disorder. How terrible!
omg no way

El Dorado, AR

#17 Jul 16, 2014
I think I know who you're talking about! JLP is hot but he's about as dumb as a brick and yeah, I've heard his thing is crooked. His ex (who I will only refer to as T) told me about him years ago. Don't know if they had sex but she knew enough to dump his ass because his dick is crooked as hell. She made fun of him so much! Poor HP! I feel so bad for her that she married that fool! I heard he's as stupid as all get out. Like so stupid he might be in the retard range. Stupid + crooked dick = biggest, most worthless loser ever!
Sherry

El Dorado, AR

#18 Jul 17, 2014
Is the guy ya'll are talking about from PC by any chance? I've heard him made fun of by several girls this past year. He's a total piece of shit and from what I hear, has a penis that can't get the job done. Maybe I'm wrong but he's the only married guy with those initials that I know of. Then again, there are probably lots of guys with those same initials because his first name is really common. Still. How many guys with those initials and a crooked dick can there be? He's a laughingstock and I feel bad for his wife but she seems stupid as hell just like him so she probably would see this and deny its him. Oh well, fuck them both. They're both losers with half a brain.
To clueless women

Alexander, AR

#20 Jul 18, 2014
Sherry wrote:
Is the guy ya'll are talking about from PC by any chance? I've heard him made fun of by several girls this past year. He's a total piece of shit and from what I hear, has a penis that can't get the job done. Maybe I'm wrong but he's the only married guy with those initials that I know of. Then again, there are probably lots of guys with those same initials because his first name is really common. Still. How many guys with those initials and a crooked dick can there be? He's a laughingstock and I feel bad for his wife but she seems stupid as hell just like him so she probably would see this and deny its him. Oh well, fuck them both. They're both losers with half a brain.
If someone else's penis is any of your business I feel sorry for you. I guess you are one of those whores who can't keep your legs together or it wouldn't matter to you. Making fun of someone else is sick and shows just what is important in your life. How many stupid men are going to keep screwing the same women and passing them around? And you call that life happy? I doubt it!

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