Robbery on Main Street

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#1 Dec 5, 2012
What happened at the mexican store by Lees this morning?
Taco

El Dorado, AR

#2 Dec 5, 2012
Bottle of hot sauce blew up. Killed six illegals, three hispanics, two Guatamalians. Took two hours for rescue units to enter the building because of the jumping beans. Said a black guy tried to rob the place with a flame thrower, hadn't found him yet.
Update

El Dorado, AR

#3 Dec 5, 2012
Cops caught the black guy. He was high as h-ll. Told the cops all he wanted was a foot long chili cheeze coney, said he thought he was at the Sonic. So the cops tazed him twice and let him go. Cops told him if he had said 6 inch coney they would have just tazed him once.
soo-sad

El Dorado, AR

#4 Dec 5, 2012
lmao

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