The Dirt on Santa Clause

The Dirt on Santa Clause

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King Arthur

Arkadelphia, AR

#1 Nov 14, 2013
I don't like Santa anymore. He never brings us anything good.
Redneck

El Dorado, AR

#2 Nov 14, 2013
Shouldn't that be Queen Arthur dikBreath?
Redneck

El Dorado, AR

#3 Nov 14, 2013
King Arthur wrote:
I don't like Santa anymore. He never brings us anything good.
Didn't know those Govt. Apts. had fireplaces dikBreath. Even if they did, Rudolph ain't going to park Santa's little fat azz near all that nasty stank uFags put out. FkingIdiot
Saint Nick

Memphis, TN

#4 Nov 15, 2013
King Arthur wrote:
I don't like Santa anymore. He never brings us anything good.
Quit being a naughty little shit.
Santa Clause

El Dorado, AR

#5 Nov 15, 2013
King Arthur wrote:
I don't like Santa anymore. He never brings us anything good.
I don't like you either. You were a sorry little POS as a child, and got sorrier as you grew older.
That's why you don't get anything good.
Maybe the Easter Bunny will cut you some slack, but all I'll give you is reindeer droppings.
Merry Effing Xmas you Ho Ho Ho

Since: Nov 13

Jacksonville, FL

#6 Nov 15, 2013
I love Santa, I always get exactly what I want(:
Santa Clause

El Dorado, AR

#7 Nov 16, 2013
sparklyunicorns96 wrote:
I love Santa, I always get exactly what I want(:
I love the way you love me. That's why you get what you want!
WatchTheHomoGo

El Dorado, AR

#8 Nov 16, 2013
LMAO. Look at this btch talk to it's self. Change that name dikBreath. LMAO. FkingIdiot.
Santa Clause

El Dorado, AR

#9 Nov 16, 2013
WatchTheHomoGo wrote:
LMAO. Look at this btch talk to it's self. Change that name dikBreath. LMAO. FkingIdiot.
Last year I gave you some cash to get metal help. Guess you wasted it all on beer & cigarettes.
King Arthur

Arkadelphia, AR

#10 Nov 16, 2013
Santa Clause wrote:
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Last year I gave you some cash to get metal help. Guess you wasted it all on beer & cigarettes.
Metal help? x-D

Since: Nov 13

Jacksonville, FL

#11 Nov 16, 2013
Santa Clause wrote:
<quoted text>
I love the way you love me. That's why you get what you want!
yay!!! I'll never stop! Even though I'm like 17 but who cares?! I want one direction perfume, giftcard to Victoria's Secret, and Jeffrey Campbell Lolita boots. cash is goo as well ((: love you Santa clause!!!

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