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Zeb

Monticello, AR

#1 Oct 14, 2013
I am Zeb. I am a selfish, greedy soul who only cares for me. I wanted to be a big-shot in the church. First step up the ladder,I saw a man playing bass.I envied that spot in the band. I learned to play the bass,so I could take this man's place, guitar in my band.I smiled. I didn't care that this man was a true worshipper, that that every strand he played came straight from his heart, to God's ears.I smiled. I didn't care about the members who truly loved God. I smiled. I childishly and mercilessly made fun of certain people's playing ability, until I broke these people's spirits ,and I smiled. They shook the sand off their sandals, and left me to my dirty deeds. And I smiled .I took the entire praise team's ministries,and I smiled. They were beautiful faces and beautiful souls, their love of God overflowing their hearts and out of their mouths in such beautiful worship. I didn't care. I wanted to sing solo.I wanted the limelight. I wanted the honor, the glory,and the pride. I picked up my bass, sang a bluegrass song, and I smiled. Who am I?
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#2 Oct 14, 2013
I sing a beautiful song,and I'm proud,and I smile.
Obama

El Dorado, AR

#3 Oct 14, 2013
Zeb wrote:
I am Zeb. I am a selfish, greedy soul who only cares for me. I wanted to be a big-shot in the church. First step up the ladder,I saw a man playing bass.I envied that spot in the band. I learned to play the bass,so I could take this man's place, guitar in my band.I smiled. I didn't care that this man was a true worshipper, that that every strand he played came straight from his heart, to God's ears.I smiled. I didn't care about the members who truly loved God. I smiled. I childishly and mercilessly made fun of certain people's playing ability, until I broke these people's spirits ,and I smiled. They shook the sand off their sandals, and left me to my dirty deeds. And I smiled .I took the entire praise team's ministries,and I smiled. They were beautiful faces and beautiful souls, their love of God overflowing their hearts and out of their mouths in such beautiful worship. I didn't care. I wanted to sing solo.I wanted the limelight. I wanted the honor, the glory,and the pride. I picked up my bass, sang a bluegrass song, and I smiled. Who am I?
A Republican.
Jesus

United States

#4 Oct 14, 2013
Evidently......you're a Christian....posing to be another Christian......and you're doing what all Christians do......causing strife.
Jesus

United States

#5 Oct 14, 2013
ps. Great job, now.....go to hell.
Satan

United States

#6 Oct 14, 2013
Great call!
Watch The Homo Go

El Dorado, AR

#7 Oct 14, 2013
ALL comments TheFag. This worthless welfare POS Homo knows his azz is going to burn. LMAO. Can see the creep screaming, crying, begging when that fire hit's his azz. LMAO. Useless FkingIdiot.
Abcd

United States

#8 Oct 14, 2013
Watch The Homo Go wrote:
ALL comments TheFag. This worthless welfare POS Homo knows his azz is going to burn. LMAO. Can see the creep screaming, crying, begging when that fire hit's his azz. LMAO. Useless FkingIdiot.
Put the barrel tight against your temple and pull the trigger
Awwww

United States

#9 Oct 14, 2013
Zeb wrote:
I am Zeb. I am a selfish, greedy soul who only cares for me. I wanted to be a big-shot in the church. First step up the ladder,I saw a man playing bass.I envied that spot in the band. I learned to play the bass,so I could take this man's place, guitar in my band.I smiled. I didn't care that this man was a true worshipper, that that every strand he played came straight from his heart, to God's ears.I smiled. I didn't care about the members who truly loved God. I smiled. I childishly and mercilessly made fun of certain people's playing ability, until I broke these people's spirits ,and I smiled. They shook the sand off their sandals, and left me to my dirty deeds. And I smiled .I took the entire praise team's ministries,and I smiled. They were beautiful faces and beautiful souls, their love of God overflowing their hearts and out of their mouths in such beautiful worship. I didn't care. I wanted to sing solo.I wanted the limelight. I wanted the honor, the glory,and the pride. I picked up my bass, sang a bluegrass song, and I smiled. Who am I?
Awwww, did someone step on Daniels toes, and now his domineering wife has to defend him on topix.....
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#10 Oct 15, 2013
Zeb wrote:
I am Zeb. I am a selfish, greedy soul who only cares for me. I wanted to be a big-shot in the church. First step up the ladder,I saw a man playing bass.I envied that spot in the band. I learned to play the bass,so I could take this man's place, guitar in my band.I smiled. I didn't care that this man was a true worshipper, that that every strand he played came straight from his heart, to God's ears.I smiled. I didn't care about the members who truly loved God. I smiled. I childishly and mercilessly made fun of certain people's playing ability, until I broke these people's spirits ,and I smiled. They shook the sand off their sandals, and left me to my dirty deeds. And I smiled .I took the entire praise team's ministries,and I smiled. They were beautiful faces and beautiful souls, their love of God overflowing their hearts and out of their mouths in such beautiful worship. I didn't care. I wanted to sing solo.I wanted the limelight. I wanted the honor, the glory,and the pride. I picked up my bass, sang a bluegrass song, and I smiled.
I'm going by Zeb because if people knew who I was, I'd be swamped with those wanting an autograph. Or worse yet, people might want to talk to me. I'm on too high a pedistal to befriend the children of God. Some of them are uneducated, some work for God, rather than themselves, and which means they are poor. They don't have a very nice car, a showy house, expensive clothes, and eat ramen noodles and pinto beans all the time, therefore they are a low class of people. I'm thankful to God that I am a well known,well off,well dressed, talented,and righteous man,Because God is proud of me, too. I'm one of his favorite children. I can tell, because He has blessed me so well. What is my real name? Just the first, or just the last will do.I just want to see exactly how well I am known. I am excited to see this.
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#11 Oct 15, 2013
Awwww wrote:
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Awwww, did someone step on Daniels toes, and now his domineering wife has to defend him on topix.....
Ummmmmm....defend?....domineer ing? You don't know me very well, do you?
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#12 Oct 15, 2013
Zeb wrote:
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nah
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#13 Oct 15, 2013
Jesus wrote:
Evidently...
yep
Roflmfao

Tampa, FL

#14 Oct 15, 2013
I'M THE SNITCH THAT WRECKED THE RIM ! I RATTED THEM ALL OUT! MORE ARREST TO COME! IM THE SNITCH! Roflmfao
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#16 Oct 15, 2013
Zeb wrote:
<quoted text>Ummmmmm.
really?
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#17 Oct 15, 2013
Zeb wrote:
I am Zeb. I wanted to be a big-shot in the church. First step up the ladder,I saw a man playing bass.I envied that spot. I learned to play the bass,so I could take this man's place.I smiled. I didn't care that this man was a true worshipper, that that every strand he played came straight from his heart, to God's ears.I smiled. I didn't care about the members who truly loved God. I smiled. I childishly and mercilessly made fun of certain people's playing ability, until I broke these people's spirits ,and I smiled. They shook the sand off their sandals, and left me to my dirty deeds. And I smiled .I took the entire praise team's ministries,and I smiled. They were beautiful faces and beautiful souls, their love of God overflowing their hearts and out of their mouths in such beautiful worship. I didn't care. I wanted to sing solo.I wanted the limelight. I wanted the honor, the glory,and the pride. I picked up my bass, sang a bluegrass song, and I smiled.
ok?
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#18 Oct 15, 2013
Zeb wrote:
I learned to play the bass,so I could take this man's place. I didn't care that this man was a true worshipper, that that every strand he played came straight from his heart, to God's ears. I smiled. I childishly and mercilessly made fun of certain people's playing ability, until I broke these people's spirits ,and I smiled. They shook the sand off their sandals, and left me to my dirty deeds. And I smiled .I took the entire praise team's ministries,and I smiled. They were beautiful faces and beautiful souls, their love of God overflowing their hearts and out of their mouths in such beautiful worship. I didn't care. I wanted to sing solo. I smiled.
I got my way.
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#19 Oct 15, 2013
Zeb wrote:
I am Zeb.
hello
Zeb

Monticello, AR

#20 Oct 15, 2013
Awwww wrote:
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Awwwwe....
hmmmm?
Grief

United States

#21 Oct 15, 2013
Can u say,' s a t a n'!

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