He totes your goat? That explains a lot about your post.<quoted text>
I work with him, and he shits on your Hamburger ever time you come in the restaurant, guess you must like it, being you keep coming back every day with that shit eating grin on your face..
Two "cowboys" from Salem are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so Totesmygoat says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at Barney , and says "You're next".
Barney drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.