#26999 Sep 26, 2013
please let this die already
#27000 Sep 26, 2013
If you wouldn't cut off any of the guys on the chorus line, why would you cut him off?
#27001 Sep 26, 2013
#27002 Sep 26, 2013
#27003 Sep 26, 2013
Barney you poor ignorant fool. I have money, I have made my way in life. My families health care is paid for. It's poor pathetic pitiful people like you who I feel for because YOU are getting screwed. What is going on right now is not right, it's not even Constitutional I don't care what they made up. This thing is hurting young families and the elderly who are struggling enough. You cut your own nose off to spite your damn ugly face. Wake up Boy Barney and smell the coffee before it is too late. I guess when you turn lib you get a lobotomy and you are never the same. I really feel sorry for poor fools like you..
#27004 Sep 26, 2013
Sure you were, BarnYard, sure you were!
That's believable only in your own little delusional world, and only in your own little delusional mind!
Now, BarnYard...about the content...now that you've 'cleared up' what you 'meant', tell us about the content...
#27005 Sep 26, 2013
You can be sad for me because I am forced to live with the consequences of ignorant politics! Ignorant politics and policies that your pathetic party creates, and government-dependent, handout seeking moochers like yourself support!
That should be the only guilt you feel.
(Oh, and BarnYard, my post was just to say that your over-inflated ego that's so desperate to be praised by anyone, it causes you to stoop to embarrassing tactics such as patting yourself on your back and continually pointing out how witty, smart, and fantastic you think you are, is nothing but comic relief for readers, and confirms to all that you are indeed an idioT.
Truly intelligent, witty, and savvy people don't have to repeatedly tell everyone they are these things...others have easily recognized it and appreciate them for it.
Who are you desperately trying to convince...others or yourself??)
#27006 Sep 26, 2013
#27007 Sep 27, 2013
WASHINGTON, D.C.– On Monday, President Obama held an unscheduled press conference in the Rose Garden to announce that he is putting a hold on Congressional paychecks until both chambers approve government spending at a level above the sequestration cuts, as well as a higher limit on the debt ceiling.
The announcement was met with stunned silence, followed by excited chatter among the assembled newspeople. Finally, a reporter from the New York Times stood up and asked,“How can you do that?”
The President replied,“By executive order.”
“Is that constitutional?” shouted a blogger from the Wall Street Journal.
“Let them take me to court,” said the President, with a big grin.“Do you know how long the judicial process takes? Especially since Republican Congressmen have completely failed to act responsibly and approve my nominees to the federal bench. The backlog of cases is overwhelming. I’m betting this order gets a couple of sign-able bills to my desk before the end of the week.”
As hands flew into the air, each waving for a turn to speak, the President checked his watch and announced,“That’s all I have time for. I have a meeting on Syria and the Russian ambassador gets really cranky if he’s kept waiting.”
Pandemonium broke out among reporters as they fought to be the first to exit. However, a quick stampede to Capitol Hill was met with disappointment. Congressmen were not immediately available for comment, although they could be seen swarming from all directions, headed toward their offices. Most were engaged in animated, angry conversations on their cell phones. It was only after transmission towers failed, and calls couldn’t be completed, that Congressmen made a dash to appear before news cameras.
Nine Inch News caught up to an apoplectic Senator Mitch McConnell, who sputtered,“This is grounds for impeachment! This is s-o-o-o grounds for impeachment!” When asked if Congressmen — especially those in the House, which has fewer millionaires — could hold up financially through the course of an impeachment process, he turned a dark shade of purple while opening and shutting his mouth, like a snapping turtle gulping for air.
“It won’t take that long,” the Minority Leader finally muttered, darkly.“We have ways of taking care of our members in the meantime.”
The significance of that statement became obvious a couple of hours later when an anonymous source, who has access to phone records through the National Security Agency, told Nine Inch News that the cell phone failure happened because the majority of calls were trying to reach the same destination: David and Charles Koch.
When asked if that revelation changed the equation at the White House, Press Secretary Jay Carney replied,“Of course we have prepared for such an eventuality. If they want to play the Koch card and then conduct impeachment hearings, we’re eager to put on display ALL the pertinent evidence. In other words, bring it on!”
#27008 Sep 27, 2013
#27009 Sep 28, 2013
Poor old Bar-nard is probably not liking very many things as of late. When the going gets tough for the poor old sap, he tucks tail and hides for a few days before he (Barney) shows back up.
Now...his good 'friend's' usually show up just a few posts before old Barn...begging him to come back, complimenting Barney on his intelligence, and his ability to 'put us all in our place' with his witty repartee and incredible grasp on politics...
Ironically, these buddies of barn-ards that show up to sing his praises (usually at a time when Barney has been backed into corner, he realizes he is dead wrong, and he is off hiding! So weird!
Ironically, these very same things that his buddies are bragging on Barney for, are almost verbatim words that Barney himself used to sing his own praises and toot his own horn.
It's almost as if they all walk alike, talk alike, and at times they even sound alike!
That Barney...he's such a smooth operator...
#27011 Sep 28, 2013
Boy Barney not only has his head in the sand but he is lying low until he sees how this thing is going to play out. He doesn't even believe the talking points msnbc has issued to the puppets..
#27012 Sep 28, 2013
► I vote Democrat because I think it's better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil, because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
► I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.
► I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need to break even and give the rest to the federal government for redistribution.
► I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all of the murderers on death row alive.
► I vote Democrat because I believe it's okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don't use torture.
► I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can't accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Chevy Volt.
► I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as preventing people from being offended.
► I vote Democrat because I believe the oil companies' profit of 3% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the federal government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15%isn't obscene.
► I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ..... but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.
► I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste ..... but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.
► I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week.
► I vote Democrat because I don't like guns ..... so no one else should be allowed to own one.
► I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy.
► I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates.
► I vote Democrat because I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals.
► I vote Democrat because I think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.
► I vote Democrat because I think "fairness" is far more important than freedom.
► I vote Democrat because I think an "equal outcome" is far more important than equal opportunity.
And lastly, I vote Democrat because I'm convinced that government programs are the solution to the human condition, NOT freedom....
#27013 Sep 28, 2013
OBAMACARE, what a great bill!!!
These are all the middle class citizens that Obama says he's fighting for. What's sad is that many of them still support the idiot.
#27014 Sep 29, 2013
One vote for Obama proves ignorance, two votes for Obama proves stupidity. Boy Barney voted for him twice. Boy Barney come out and play, we need more negative icons from you,. LOL!
#27015 Sep 29, 2013
Barney may be choking on all of his words of wisdom, that are being proved to be false the closer we get to the 'big day'!
With the day of reckoning quickly approaching, poor old BarnYard' s security blanket of lies that he has been snuggled up to, is being yanked off ObamaCare and exposing more and more of the repercussions that will be forced on middle America! Repercussions that we have seen coming...have talked about...and have been mocked for by no-brain fluffs, like good old barney, who has blindly and stupidly defended the contradictions and lies that this administration has used to brainwash its followers...instead of using the basic reasoning and common sense approach to realize that what was being spoon-Fed into his mind could never actually take place as reality...the reality contradicted the written.
Then just when you think he had suffocated on his personal stupidity under that security blanket, he would poke his head back out...spew out his spoon-Fed liberal rhetoric, be proven wrong, and crawl back under his blanket. With the day of ObamaCare looming, and companies scrambling (but failing) to meet deadlines that are absurd and unrealistic, the truth about its destructive consequences can't be hidden anymore by a blanket...there simply isn't one big enough! Even Saturday Night Live got in on the mockery of this ridiculous 'affordable' plan, by poking direct fun at Obama and even further mocking how it will undoubtedly be abused by those that have ALWAYS abused handouts!(Barney better get his race cards ready to throw at NBC for that parody)
Barn, ya better get your free government phone ready to use, so you can be first in line for the perks of filing fraudulent paperwork that will yet again be rewarded by the federal government.
On news.investors.com , an interesting article, "Obamacare rules reward people who fudge income", Clear provision has already been put in place for the known fraud that will occur when signing up for healthcare...and clear rules for accepting, allowing, an ultimately rewarding those that break the law with fraudulent paperwork have also been established!!
Sound familiar..?? Sound like any other program(s) run by the federal government?!?
Oh, Barney. What a sad, simple-minded follower of lies you are. You actually chose to believe all the double-talk from those leftist liars, you rant and rave like a lunatic, trying in vain to prove others wrong through the legalities of 'wording', instead of using common sense to realize the actual truth couldn't possibly match up to those ridiculous cut/paste articles that you offered up as your proof, that realistically couldn't possibly work.
If I had a security blanket to throw over you, I might try to toss one your way...but Obama is busily snatching up the false security you've been stupid enough to sleep under!
Maybe we should market a new line of shirts that say,
"I supported Obama and affordable health care, but now, all I have left is this stupid tee shirt!"
#27016 Sep 29, 2013
“Ami in Bavaria”
Since: Sep 13
#27017 Sep 30, 2013
Don't you'al think its time to let this thread die?
#27018 Sep 30, 2013
I have been reading Barney for quite while and I can't remember him and wisdom used in the same sentence before. Our village idiot is moving to France and several of the locals are considering recruiting Barney as a replacement.
#27020 Sep 30, 2013
I just found out that Boy Barney has been called to the msnbc puppeteer shop for restringing. He will return shortly..
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