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#140 Apr 6, 2014
Y O U K N O W, I'm theFag.

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#141 May 21, 2014

3. Wait, what? Chicken zombies?

Oh yes. Unlike the other seven potential zombie threats, chicken zombies are "the only proven class of zombie that actually exists," the report notes.

Chicken zombies are old egg-laying hens that are no longer profitable for poultry farmers to feed and house. The cheapest way to dispose of these birds is to euthanize them and turn them into compost. Farmers gas birds with carbon monoxide to kill them, but survivors are sometimes seen struggling out of piles of dead chickens. A 2006 Associated Press article described the phenomenon and the response from animal-cruelty organizations.

"CZs are simply terrifying to behold and are likely only to make people become vegetarians to protest animal cruelty," the military report notes. It goes on to add that counter-measures against chicken zombies fall under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Departments of Justice, Homeland Security, Agriculture and the Food and Drug Administration.

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#142 Oct 3, 2014
Photo of Sasquatch watching passing train:

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#143 Jan 25, 2015

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#144 Jan 25, 2015
Bigfoot/Sasquatch, etc. are just people that can skin change.(Like werewolves)
That's why no bones/fossils are found, they revert back to human form when they die.
A taxidermist buddy once worked on a fresh killed Bigfoot, but a day later found human parts where the Bigfoot was supposed to be.
Of course they covered that up real well.

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