Prayers4Sondra
Prayers4Sondra

United States

#1 Aug 14, 2013
This is a call to all true southern baptist Christians in our area, our sister in the lord needs our prayers! The latest update is disturbing, Sondra has entered the hallucinogenic stage of withdrawals and now believes she's Vanilla Ice, wearing MC Hammer pants and leather armbands, and no shirt, she goes about the facility hitting elderly patients on the head while screaming "ice ice baby!". Drs aren't concerned about her indecent exposure, as she has no noticeable breast, but are worried about the elderly patients well being, as some are starting to complain of whiplash....
Continued updates as things progress...
Insider

United States

#2 Aug 14, 2013
ROFLMAO
Prayers4Sondra

United States

#3 Aug 14, 2013
Aman sister
Jesus take the wheel

El Dorado, AR

#4 Aug 14, 2013
She's gone postal!!!
Jesus take the wheel

El Dorado, AR

#5 Aug 14, 2013
She's gone postal!
Sondra

United States

#6 Aug 15, 2013
Ya and drive like HELL!!
Sondra

United States

#7 Aug 15, 2013
Hi, I'm Sondra, and I'm a drug addict,

"HI SONDRA!"

Hello everyone, join me in the Serenity Prayer...

God.....goddammit get me outta here and grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage.......to blow the first Orderly that will help me escape and change the things I can,
And the wisdom to buy a faster get away car and know the difference.
God........goddammit get me the hell outta here!!
Prayers4Sondra

United States

#8 Aug 16, 2013
Please join us at the stadium at 12 tonight to bring for pray and freedom for our dear dear unjustly accused innocent sister in the lord, amen.
Sondra

United States

#9 Aug 16, 2013
God.....goddammit get me outta here and grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage.......to blow the first Orderly that will help me escape and change the things I can,
And the wisdom to buy a faster get away car and know the difference.
God........goddammit get me the hell outta here!!

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