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Scott Tedder

United States

#1 May 11, 2011
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon; alley smokers on the street, tryin to consume; keepin noise out their mouth, but they need to get some funk; had to hope in a ride, so they wouldn't get chucked.

Hit the eastside of that downtown square; on a mission tryin to find that Facebook stalked; he's huddled up at home, bein a previous; so the alley smokers rolled out to that gansta swerve.

So they hooked a left, on Jackson and Main; one let out a greasy fart, leavin a dookie stain; had to roll down the window, to get some fresh air; but that smell was too much for the downtown patrons to bare.

Downtown went into a flux, people began to complain; couldn't tell what was worse, the smell of the smoke or the dookie stain. Some began to speculate, bringin out their hate, which raised up another fuss at Smackover State Bank.

Veterans put the blame on their tech; claiming it was causing multiple wrecks. Also accusations of falsified accounts; the alley smokers stayed out, so they bounced.

They jumped on the case, of that Curious Cat; who hadn't been negative, like the other rats; all she had was a question, a simple query; but it showed how smoking can make attitudes scary.

Pessimism to the head, tryin to bring people down; is it surprising its happenin in this town? If I had wings, I could fly, let me contemplate; the makers of Topics will seal their own fate.
Puzzle

El Dorado, AR

#3 May 11, 2011
Hey, you left out the Norphlet illiterate no caps drunk speller! All worried about their meth lab.
Scott Tedder

United States

#4 May 11, 2011
Puzzle wrote:
Hey, you left out the Norphlet illiterate no caps drunk speller! All worried about their meth lab.
Thanks! I'll make sure to emphasize it on the next track!
Puzzle

El Dorado, AR

#5 May 11, 2011
Scott Tedder wrote:
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Thanks! I'll make sure to emphasize it on the next track!
There you go.

I wonder if they finally passed out? LOL! It's a bit scary for someone to get so smashed in the morning. IMHO.
UHH

El Dorado, AR

#6 May 11, 2011
Scott Tedder wrote:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon; alley smokers on the street, tryin to consume; keepin noise out their mouth, but they need to get some funk; had to hope in a ride, so they wouldn't get chucked.
Hit the eastside of that downtown square; on a mission tryin to find that Facebook stalked; he's huddled up at home, bein a previous; so the alley smokers rolled out to that gansta swerve.
So they hooked a left, on Jackson and Main; one let out a greasy fart, leavin a dookie stain; had to roll down the window, to get some fresh air; but that smell was too much for the downtown patrons to bare.
Downtown went into a flux, people began to complain; couldn't tell what was worse, the smell of the smoke or the dookie stain. Some began to speculate, bringin out their hate, which raised up another fuss at Smackover State Bank.
Veterans put the blame on their tech; claiming it was causing multiple wrecks. Also accusations of falsified accounts; the alley smokers stayed out, so they bounced.
They jumped on the case, of that Curious Cat; who hadn't been negative, like the other rats; all she had was a question, a simple query; but it showed how smoking can make attitudes scary.
Pessimism to the head, tryin to bring people down; is it surprising its happenin in this town? If I had wings, I could fly, let me contemplate; the makers of Topics will seal their own fate.
U are disgusting to the maximum degree
agree

El Dorado, AR

#7 May 12, 2011
UHH wrote:
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U are disgusting to the maximum degree
agree
Home Grown

United States

#8 May 12, 2011
UHH wrote:
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U are disgusting to the maximum degree
Disagree. This is funny and you know it! Unless you're represented in it. In that case, quit doing dumb things that get you posted about on here.

Since: Jun 10

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#9 May 12, 2011
Great job.
Scott Tedder

United States

#10 May 12, 2011
Uh, hit em with a little County Gospel...

If I could recollect the good old days; so many changes comin bout, gotta step out and take a gaze. Wal-Greens had more to offer, sportin goods on the shelf; ice cream for sale downtown, no clear separation of the wealth.

And nowadays things have changed, everyone's ashamed; people takin up for their kids selling dope by the schools; but her spelling's evidently lacking, makin everyone see that she's a fool.

Don't get teary, tho the world's lookin dreary; ask the creator of the kick ball post to wipe his eyes, so he can see the date clearly. If you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me. Jacka$$ bosses bein listed, gettin called out; ain't it bout time a few of em see the route. Kick rocks if you can't perform or cause drama, business is for grown folks, save the rest fo yo mama.

People gettin dejected, downin the town; its enough to make this whole town frown. However, there is Promise, with hope on the horizon; with so many places to host a baby shower location.

People smokin in the alleys, havin a nicotine rally. All the butts on the ground equals a pretty high tally. Tell me, you see the old ladies, ain't it sad, livin life in their small circle, complainin bout all the props they wish they had. Spending day after day on this site, just lookin for a fight, somebody please get these Kennel Clubs a light.

Even now I get discouraged, wonder if they take it back while I keep the courage; I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottles; I to make mistakes, learn from everyone; and when that's said and I decide I'm done. My Union County Gospel...
Iffer

El Dorado, AR

#11 May 12, 2011
Is that really Scott? I think you finally found your true talent. This is much better, I may learn to like you after all!!

Since: May 11

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#13 May 12, 2011
Iffer wrote:
Is that really Scott? I think you finally found your true talent. This is much better, I may learn to like you after all!!
Yes it's me! Was on my att cell.
Poet Lauriate

El Dorado, AR

#16 May 12, 2011
Scott Tedder wrote:
Uh, hit em with a little County Gospel...
If I could recollect the good old days; so many changes comin bout, gotta step out and take a gaze. Wal-Greens had more to offer, sportin goods on the shelf; ice cream for sale downtown, no clear separation of the wealth.
And nowadays things have changed, everyone's ashamed; people takin up for their kids selling dope by the schools; but her spelling's evidently lacking, makin everyone see that she's a fool.
Don't get teary, tho the world's lookin dreary; ask the creator of the kick ball post to wipe his eyes, so he can see the date clearly. If you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me. Jacka$$ bosses bein listed, gettin called out; ain't it bout time a few of em see the route. Kick rocks if you can't perform or cause drama, business is for grown folks, save the rest fo yo mama.
People gettin dejected, downin the town; its enough to make this whole town frown. However, there is Promise, with hope on the horizon; with so many places to host a baby shower location.
People smokin in the alleys, havin a nicotine rally. All the butts on the ground equals a pretty high tally. Tell me, you see the old ladies, ain't it sad, livin life in their small circle, complainin bout all the props they wish they had. Spending day after day on this site, just lookin for a fight, somebody please get these Kennel Clubs a light.
Even now I get discouraged, wonder if they take it back while I keep the courage; I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottles; I to make mistakes, learn from everyone; and when that's said and I decide I'm done. My Union County Gospel...
Tedder...what a freak
Attention, he must seek
Yeah, he has "made mistakes"
With identities he fakes.
This guy should get a life
and save us from his strife,
Cuz we don't really care
that he is losing his hair.
iffer

El Dorado, AR

#17 May 13, 2011
knows wrote:
No way no how was this Tedder. It was someone with talent.
That's something Tedder does not have.
Well, I have not always been a fan. But I do believe people can change. Maybe if he got some real encouragement instead of put downs, he could change for the better. It's never too late.
Poet Lauriate

El Dorado, AR

#18 May 13, 2011
iffer wrote:
<quoted text>Well, I have not always been a fan. But I do believe people can change. Maybe if he got some real encouragement instead of put downs, he could change for the better. It's never too late.
Nope, not Tedder....just me, Poet Lauriate....no way associated with him...just responding to his posts :) in a poetic way.
Scott Tedder

United States

#19 May 15, 2011
Poet Lauriate wrote:
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Nope, not Tedder....just me, Poet Lauriate....no way associated with him...just responding to his posts :) in a poetic way.
Off the coattails, homes.
iffer

El Dorado, AR

#20 May 15, 2011
Poet Lauriate wrote:
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Nope, not Tedder....just me, Poet Lauriate....no way associated with him...just responding to his posts :) in a poetic way.
Both of the longer poems are the same ips, while your's is different, so don't try to get credit for something that you didn't do.
Scott Tedder

United States

#21 May 19, 2011
All right stop, collaborate, and listen; Tedder is back with a brand new addition; something grabs a hold of me tightly, its that thick alley smoke flowing day and nightly; will it ever stop yo I don't know, burning both ends of the candle the duo continues to blow; in the ring they rock all tag teams like vandals, lightin up the stage as some Frisby sauce cannibals.

Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms, my2cents is killin brain cells like a poisonous mushroom; can't tell the difference between federal and municipal, believes they're conspiring to screw "blacks" in the courtroom. Deadly when I play a dope melody, anything less than the best would be a felony; love or leave it you better gain weight, that typical hit the bull's eye while senseless took the bait. If there is a problem, I'll solve it, check out the right hook while my backup revolves it.

Now that the party is jumpin, with papa's movin to the side of town that's pumpin; Waitress quick to point out no fakin, while others claimin that luby's is the one that's makin; Moves, better be quick and nimble, people's patience can be thin as a thimble; a high-hat with a souped up tempo, Tedder's on a roll and its time to go solo, rolling in my 5.0.

With my rag top down, so my bald head can get some air, can't help but give Dr. M's apart a little stare. Did I stop, no, there's plenty of ppl already hatin, so; kept on pursuing to the next stop, busted a left headin to the Sonic block; gave my order, paid my tab, the ice was bad so I gave the carrier a lil jab; the chump was actin ill, gave the drink a lil spill, he was almost as pathetic as my2cents comments on Lightning at the Jail. Don't worry, don't sound the alarm, its just the crybaby that doesn't know how to move on; pulled out my car, stepped on the gas, hittin that avenue real fast; police on the scene, you know what I mean, passed me up confrontin all the El Dorado dope fiends; saw Queen City Rollers gettin locked away, jamming to Ice Cube as today was another good day.
Have To Admit

El Dorado, AR

#23 May 19, 2011
It's still the most interesting thing on topix.
True

El Dorado, AR

#25 May 20, 2011
LOL, I never thought that I would be a Teddar fan, but this is good. Keep it up!
Poet Lauriate

El Dorado, AR

#26 May 21, 2011
Scott Tedder wrote:
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Off the coattails, homes.
More to come....but not on your coat tails :)

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