That creepy church in Magnolia

That creepy church in Magnolia

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El Champo

El Dorado, AR

#1 Aug 29, 2009
A long time ago a friend of mine took me to a church in Magnolia. I don't remember the name but I think it's for the Pentecostals? They were flopping on the floor and rambling off like retarded German kids having seizures.

Anyone else found themselves in a situation like this? I was literally scared.
deadly

Hurricane, WV

#2 Sep 1, 2009
Take some marshmallows with you when you burn in hell.
footsie playa

El Dorado, AR

#3 Sep 1, 2009
El Champo wrote:
A long time ago a friend of mine took me to a church in Magnolia. I don't remember the name but I think it's for the Pentecostals? They were flopping on the floor and rambling off like retarded German kids having seizures.
Anyone else found themselves in a situation like this? I was literally scared.
well did you flop and ramble also? Or just stand there like a damn stiff Baptist?
TenMan

Nashville, TN

#4 Nov 9, 2009
Sounds like the mAGNOLIA cHRISTIAN cENTER
Gomer

United States

#5 Nov 10, 2009
I slipped in the back of a holy roller church onct as a kid about 14. Sat dumbfounded at people a hollering and a danceing jigs and talking in tongues. Finally, this one big old fat woman commenced running up and down the aisle, weaving between these posts and ran smack into one of em. Knocked herself pert near out, but was laying on the floor a kicking with her dress up to her waist. Women came runnin over pulling down her dress. Others gathered round her yelling that the Holy Spirit had taken holt of her. I commenced laffing like a lunatic til a few older men came back and asked me and my buddy to leave.

I know them folks was sincere in what theys doing, but it looked more like a Keystone Cops movie to me. I'm laffing a little now 40 yrs later. Spewed out a little coffee on my keyboard. Dang!

I reckon if the Holy Rollers are runnin thangs when I arrive at them Pearly Gates I'm in deep yougurt.
Floppin

Grapevine, AR

#6 Nov 10, 2009
I enjoy sleeping in on Sundays... I do all my floppin' on Friday and Saturday nights.
AMAZED

United States

#7 Nov 11, 2009
I can't believe people want to get on here and criticize a church. If you don't like it don't go there!!!!!!
Dorkus Le Roy

Arkadelphia, AR

#8 Sep 27, 2013
Exactly which creepy church are you referring to? There are plenty of them. There is one that creeps me out every time I have to go past it. It's the big, fancy one with the glass front wall showing of a zillion dollar chandelier. How many hungry children would that money have fed? We'll never know, will we? Now THAT'S creepy.
Redneck

United States

#9 Sep 27, 2013
I'm the real ignorantAzzTopixFag government sucking leech FagAFreak eating off foodstamps while I suckDik with my butt.
All The Same

El Dorado, AR

#10 Sep 27, 2013
Redneck wrote:
I'm the real ignorantAzzTopixFag government sucking leech FagAFreak eating off foodstamps while I suckDik with my butt.
This is theFag using Rednecks name. Not only is this comment dikBreath, ALL comments are theFag. How ignorants R U Gooberlips? What a fking loser.
Redneck

Nashville, TN

#11 Sep 29, 2013
Sounds like that Beacon Fellowship here in eldo, I hear they d a LOT more over there than just "handle" the snakes! There's quite a few women, and some gays, over there that, if you'll hold the head" for them...... Well, I'm jus sayn...that's all I'm sayn.....
chunky dunker

Arkadelphia, AR

#13 Sep 29, 2013
Uhhhhhh......Durn!

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