Missouri city misplaces 1959 time capsule

Residents of Overland, Mo., say they can't find a time capsule buried in 1959 that was to be used for a local celebration.

[abeetz]

It was a lousy year anyhow!

[DLA FORM 1822]

Shirley Needy, the Overland Historical Society vice president said she ,

Shirley Needy To Find that thing,....

[Zombie Corpse Rental]

I like Missouri and I hope they find their time capsule.

I also like grilled cheese sammiches.

Just sayin'.

[William Pena]

Zombie Corpse Rental wrote:

I like Missouri and I hope they find their time capsule.
I also like grilled cheese sammiches.
Just sayin'.

HAHA

That was sooo random.
Random is cool.
So is ice cream.

[Russ]

SHOW ME the time capsule.

[girlbinbad]

I dug it up and hid it under my bed for safe keeping!!

But shhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone...

[blong]

Shirley, you can't be serious...

[DILF]

girlbinbad wrote:

I dug it up and hid it under my bed for safe keeping!!
But shhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone...

lol....

But wouldn't EVERYONE know where it is if you did that?????

(lol.....sorry, had to.......left yourself open on that one.....and yes, second pun intended as well)

[blong]

"I know it's here somewhere. I marked a tree right next to where I buried it back in '59."

[skip]

Russ wrote:

SHOW ME the time capsule.

LOL

[skip]

Knowin Missourians
they mighta buried it in Kansas.

[writewingproxyco ntin]

>Residents of Overland, Mo., say they can't find a time capsule buried in 1959....

The time that o'land forgot.

[dred]

Well, if you know anything about Overland, Missouri, a near-North suburb of St. Louis, you'll know that the time capsule was STOLEN years ago.
Ya dig what I be sayin', homie?

[vitameatavegamin]

dred wrote:

Well, if you know anything about Overland, Missouri, a near-North suburb of St. Louis, you'll know that the time capsule was STOLEN years ago.
Ya dig what I be sayin', homie?

Oh yes...my godmother was born there, and I'm not surprised, especially with the previous mayor they had there {use term mayor loosely for her}wh was from another planet.

[Uh Clem]

It was replaced with a caplet back in the 80's after that big Tylenol tampering thing.

[Uh Clem]

Actually, the townfolk back then were rather dim and mistakenly buried a Time Magazine.

[Old Steel Guy]

Bush stole it and secreted it off to the Skull and Bones Society at Yale to reside next to Geronimo's remains

[Yeah]

A history lost to time.

Is Overland, Mo. still on D.O.S. and floppies?

I bet they don't even have a list of stuff that is supposed to be in the damn thing.

[NotagothSyn]

Maybe the cia took it thinking it held some secret.

[Uh Clem]

Dateline Redmond, Wash, 2059

City officials today opened the time capsule buried 50 years ago. The time capsule information, stored on a Windows Vista computer, was unreadable since Vista support had been discontinued 46 years earlier. Attempts to contact the Supreme Emperor's Advisory Council at Microsoft's World Government Command Headquarters were unsuccessful. The Ambassador to Technical Services suggested purchasing Windows 2K59 along with 10 terabytes of memory and a minimum 500 petabyte hard drive.