tell it like it is

New Bedford, MA

#1 May 18, 2011
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

Monmouth Junction, NJ

#2 May 28, 2011
Thats funny. Why dont you type in the Mass. board? where you racists belong
tell it like it is

New Bedford, MA

#3 May 28, 2011
hahahaha wrote:
Thats funny. Why dont you type in the Mass. board? where you racists belong
I guess you did not like my joke. Oh, well.
unknown comic

Brooklyn, NY

#4 May 28, 2011
I LOVED IT! I am still laughing

United States

#5 Jul 26, 2011
That's a great one. I just refer to the Indians as dotheads which always gets a laugh.

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