Posted in the Edison Forum
#1 May 18, 2011
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
#2 May 28, 2011
Thats funny. Why dont you type in the Mass. board? where you racists belong
#3 May 28, 2011
I guess you did not like my joke. Oh, well.
#4 May 28, 2011
I LOVED IT! I am still laughing
#5 Jul 26, 2011
That's a great one. I just refer to the Indians as dotheads which always gets a laugh.
Add your comments below
|New book by Dick Cheney takes on Barack Obama||9 hr||goonsquad||134|
|Edison property owners oppose plan for cell towera||Apr 1||chazsanderson||1|
|Four Texans charges with home invasions||Mar 28||Jen||7|
|Sean P. Coghlan, 28, of Caldwell, a teacher at ... (Jan '12)||Mar 26||Jen||11|
|Metuchen man hit by car||Mar 24||Anonomous||1|
|Tony Benniditto||Mar 21||Gods angels||1|
|Iselin Jukebox (Jul '12)||Mar '15||Musikologist||14|
Find what you want!
Search Edison Forum Now
Copyright © 2015 Topix LLC