Police: Man made up knife attack to miss work

Police in the Denver suburb of Edgewater say a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work.

[OneRyder]

Knifed himself, then gets in legal trouble, and he'll end up getting fired anyway.

[Proff Louie alternater]

He said:-The job really sucks..! Especially putting up with people who don't rewind the blue ray thingy.....(oy,,the pressure)

[Flower-Child]

he should have just called in and asked for a "mental health" day, LOL

[writewingproxyco ntin]

This marks progress in race relations that he didn't blame some imaginary black men....

I'm sure they were either:
Hispanics or skinheads;
Surfers or paraplegics;
Chess players or Hell's Angels;
Bricklayers or Concerned Women of America.

Yeah, one of those pairs of options....

[AnnABananAngel]

OneRyder wrote:

Knifed himself, then gets in legal trouble, and he'll end up getting fired anyway.

stupid man he should have stook knife in someone else

[triple6vamp]

Ever heard of option/sick days

[RXRFL63]

I think I know this guy, He might have moved out west. He gave a different excuse for mondays and every other Friday (pay week). I heard them all, including one when he said my house burnt down and come to find out his AC/HAVC unit in the house had went out during the night and it sent a little smoke thrugh the air registers, and he called in on Monday to say the fire department wouldn't let him in the house untill they finished their investigation, He had the key's for one of the storage rooms and his manager drove to his house to get them and when he drove up at 9:30am the guy was in the middle of having a yard sale and his wife and kids were going in and out of his house. To the managers dissmay he then made the excuse that the fire dept just left and he decided to have a fire sale because everything smelled like smoke. He is no longer employed at the co.

[that27th one]

I'm thinking if you hate your job that bad, it might be time to move on anyway...he didn't just lie, he cut himself..

[that27th one]

RXRFL63 wrote:

I think I know this guy, He might have moved out west. He gave a different excuse for mondays and every other Friday (pay week). I heard them all, including one when he said my house burnt down and come to find out his AC/HAVC unit in the house had went out during the night and it sent a little smoke thrugh the air registers, and he called in on Monday to say the fire department wouldn't let him in the house untill they finished their investigation, He had the key's for one of the storage rooms and his manager drove to his house to get them and when he drove up at 9:30am the guy was in the middle of having a yard sale and his wife and kids were going in and out of his house. To the managers dissmay he then made the excuse that the fire dept just left and he decided to have a fire sale because everything smelled like smoke. He is no longer employed at the co.

I work with his wife. A three-day weekend must always be stretched into four or five...her children have more mishaps than the flying Walendas.