Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

[Joe]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

It's good to look back up the line and see a few of you discussing Big Stevie. Good! At least you're talking about something interesting, for a change, and a damn sight more interesting than your usual bullshit.
Have a nice day anyway, though!!!

u one ugly mf

[WOW]

Really

[Big Stevie]

I took a "Big stevie", it filled the toilet....

[ENUFF]

I can't believe that this thread is still going. Time to let it go.

[wtf]

Big Stevie wrote:

I took a "Big stevie", it filled the toilet....

Lmfao

[BIG_STEVIE]

Joe wrote:

<quoted text>u one ugly mf

Why, thank you for the beauty contest update, Joe! Have a great day, my friend!

[BIG_STEVIE]

Big Stevie wrote:

I took a "Big stevie", it filled the toilet....

So, you're so ashamed of yourself that you have to pretend to be Big Stevie? That's sad, my little friend. Get help! You'll thank me for the advise! Oh, and have a nice day!

[Slow stevie]

Nice "projection", seems telling a joke make the folks laughing at you look normal. The jokes aren't funny and the drama queen has no clothes... Ps- You're funnier(dumber) than the jokes and MY "big stevie" was smarter !!!

[BIG_STEVIE]

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! Knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks, "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! The big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned and, without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!

Then, the little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.

[Seattle Slew]

Stick to stale jokes, politically you.re MORE CLUELESS, if possible.

[Big Stevies Man]

You are hot.

[BIG_STEVIE]

Seattle Slew wrote:

Stick to stale jokes, politically you.re MORE CLUELESS, if possible.

Oh, screw you, my little friend. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, so what would you know about anything? Have a good day, though!

[BIG_STEVIE]

Big Stevies Man wrote:

You are hot.

And you are very astute, my friend. I hope you have a great day, today!!!

[BIG_STEVIE]

A policeman brought four boys before a judge. "They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, Your Honor," he said.

"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."

"Well, sir, my name is George," said the first boy, "And I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Pete, sir," said the second boy, "And I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

"My name is Mike, judge," said the third boy, "And I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."

The judge said, "Well, boys, feeding the elephants doesn't seem to me to be an act of delinquency. You, Boy #4, what's your name?"

Sheepishly, the boy looked up at the judge, and said, "Peanuts."

[Amused Slew]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh, screw you, my little friend. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, so what would you know about anything? Have a good day, though!

Since you posted the fake story, believed it, and are a stale joke, I consider you a worthless JOKE !!! Since this was your "political statement", is it any surprise you're backing the current loser ??? The empty chair party ... LMAOROTFu~!

Bill Clint on

Eastwood, Clint OFF !!

Even the end table is "concerned", they NEVER talk ???

[bad deal]

one vote lost

[shame]

what a shame sad sad

[who cares]

why dont they remove this stupid crap

[BIG_STEVIE]

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Countdown to #1:

#15: "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14: "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13: "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12: "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the

speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11: "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can

write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10: "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think

it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9: "Warning? You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that

again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8: "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are

drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7: "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go

to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey crap. "

#6: "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5: "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4: "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3: "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2: "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend

of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS:

#1: "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

[IrashWN]

Since you posted the fake story, believed it, and are a stale joke, I consider you a worthless JOKE !!! Since this was your "political statement", is it any surprise you're backing the current loser ??? The empty chair party ... LMAOROTFu~!

Bill Clint on

Eastwood, Clint OFF !!

Even the end table is "concerned", they NEVER talk ???