my name is robert boo nelson and i pretend to be a contractor and a roofer to get you to part with your money. i won't finish the job and i will leave you hanging with partial work and no materials to show for it. i drive a yellow pickup truck and don't even have the tools of my trade. i have to use your tools. i sold mine for booze and women.

i also pretend to be a Christian to get on your good side and make you more comfortable to give me your money. Do not give me money before I do a job no matter how much i try to convince you to.