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S Hannity

West Mifflin, PA

#54842 Dec 5, 2013
MASH TV SHOW QUOTES: Substitute John Boehner for Frank Burns....AND THE RESULT IS

John Boehner: Colonel, what do the records show about my political leadership skills?
Colonel Carmichael: If you hadn't been Speaker of the House, you'd have been assigned as an assistant pastry chef in Mexico.

John Boehner: Funny thing, being a Republican - Never have so many suffered so much, so the few of us could be so happy!
Margaret: I am very lucky to be one of the few.

John Boehner:[into a walkie-talkie] Any Republicans, here is my position. There are only about half a dozen stars visible sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one in a strategy meeting to eliminate all MASH medical care units now in Korea and use the money saved to attack more countries. I have an orange glow.

Hawkeye: John, do you have a clue what your job is?
John Boehner: My job is to be working on a jobs plan for everyone here.
Hawkeye: How long have you been working on this jobs plan?
John Boehner: 6 years

John Boehner: Why do you guys never go by the book?
Hawkeye: John, we don’t like the pictures in your book showing naked Tea Party members, ALEC corporate members, the Koch Brothers and you playing volleyball

John Boehner: I'm as good a Congressman as the next man.
Col. Potter: Provided that Congressman is Lou Costello.

John Boehner: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time
S Hannity

West Mifflin, PA

#54843 Dec 5, 2013
Cons are REALLY SLOW. They are always looking backwards, saying "Weren't the 20's great?" They were until Nov 1, 1929 which was kinda like all of 2008! They do not get it. They cannot see the forest for the trees.... ever. They just have talking points. They are the victims of the Reagan Revolution's dumbing down of America and are just blind to the fact that they cannot possibly expect to govern. They DO have the luxury of repealing a law 46 times, of coming up with budgets that are dead on arrival and are generally having a lot of fun earning $147,000 per year working less than what, 150 days? Great gig if you get it and they are REALLY loving it. Talk about a welfare check!!!
S Hannity

West Mifflin, PA

#54844 Dec 5, 2013
John Boehner loves tanning beds thanks to the tax payers !

If Johnny gets any darker the GOP will have a black Speaker !!!!!!!!!
S Hannity

West Mifflin, PA

#54845 Dec 5, 2013
Yeah Boehner. After decades of demeaning women, and doing your best to not allow women in this country to have decent healthcare and control over their own bodies.
Just a few counceling sessions on how to talk to women should be enough to get them on your side. Yeah, that should work!
LMAO!

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#54846 Dec 5, 2013
John Boehner: I've 'Never Been In A Tanning Bed Or Used A Tanning Product'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/23/john...

Addressing the seemingly constant chatter about the orangey-tan color of his skin, House Minority Leader John Boehner told the Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday that his eye-catching complexion is one hundred percent natural.

"I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product," explained the ranking Republican. He said that his mother and four of his twelve siblings also have the sun-kissed glow.

The explanation comes as only the latest in a string of recent instances where Boehner has found himself playing defense against questions and jokes made about the color of his skin.

Earlier this month during an appearance on ABC's "Good Morning America," the House leader was asked about a survey from Public Policy Polling indicating that 30 percent voters in his home state of Ohio think he "spends too much time on his tan."

Since: Apr 13

Oakdale, PA

#54847 Dec 5, 2013
how about we put term limits on state legislators and cut their salaries and benefits? The state needs to get out of the pension business. Then, there would be a lot of money for roads and education. Sell the State Store system. Corbett gets my vote.
Joseph Goebbels

Selinsgrove, PA

#54848 Dec 5, 2013
Bunny Corcoran wrote:
John Boehner: I've 'Never Been In A Tanning Bed Or Used A Tanning Product'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/23/john...
Addressing the seemingly constant chatter about the orangey-tan color of his skin, House Minority Leader John Boehner told the Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday that his eye-catching complexion is one hundred percent natural.
"I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product," explained the ranking Republican. He said that his mother and four of his twelve siblings also have the sun-kissed glow.
The explanation comes as only the latest in a string of recent instances where Boehner has found himself playing defense against questions and jokes made about the color of his skin.
Earlier this month during an appearance on ABC's "Good Morning America," the House leader was asked about a survey from Public Policy Polling indicating that 30 percent voters in his home state of Ohio think he "spends too much time on his tan."
he's starting a new race, the master race, the orange race. these whites are just too stupid.
Prime Time Larry

Washington, DC

#54854 Dec 5, 2013
Bobby6464 wrote:
Ted Cruz born in Canada, that socialist
Ted Cruz is a Canadian anchor baby...I say no amnesty for the blunt skull...

That's my new nickname for Ted Cruz...
Lil Bluntskull.
Prime Time Larry

Washington, DC

#54855 Dec 5, 2013
The BHO Legacy wrote:
More Lies: Obama Lived With Illegal Immigrant Uncle in 1980s
Dec 05, 2013
Despite White House claims in early 2012 that President Obama had never met his illegal immigrant uncle Onyango "Omar" Obama, the president admitted today that he did indeed stay with him during a three-week period in law school.
Omar Obama first made news when he was charged with drunk driving in 2011, and was recently granted permission to remain and work in the United States. At his court hearing he claimed the president lived with him briefly in the 1980s, which contradicted earlier White House claims.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christineroussel...
Did he ever run into the one known as Lil' Bluntskull aka Ted Cruz in this make believe world of yours?
elect this man

Erie, PA

#54856 Dec 5, 2013
John Hanger.....education money Erie needs badly....the future generation needs badly!...gay marriage...cool w.e....right to our guns....uh a definite....medical, decriminalize and then tax marijuana.... this man must get elected!

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#54857 Dec 5, 2013
elect this man wrote:
John Hanger.....education money Erie needs badly....the future generation needs badly!...gay marriage...cool w.e....right to our guns....uh a definite....medical, decriminalize and then tax marijuana.... this man must get elected!
Fact Check!

[Does not compute]
Larry the Fable Guy

Mars, PA

#54858 Dec 5, 2013
Hi ho diggity he! Barack Obama's the king for me!
Prime Time Larry

Washington, DC

#54860 Dec 5, 2013
The BHO Legacy wrote:
Issa Investigates Obama's Broken Promise
03 Dec 2013
House investigators are demanding to know just when President Obama realized he couldn’t keep his oft-repeated promise to let people keep the doctor they like under his signature health care law.
House Government and Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa, R-Calif., wrote to 15 insurance companies Monday — including big carriers like Aetna, BlueCross BlueShield and Cigna — demanding by Dec. 13 "all communications" between company workers and the Obama administration dating since March 2010, when the health care reforms became law, the Washington Examiner reported.
http://www.newsmax.com/Politics/Obamacare-pro...
He Issa the big assa...
Grow the Economy

Los Angeles, CA

#54864 Dec 6, 2013
Pelosi:

Extending Unemployment 'One of Best Ways to Grow the Economy'

"Economists agree that unemployment benefits remain one of the best ways to grow the economy in a very immediate way.

It immediately injects demand into our markets and increases employment.

For every dollar spent on unemployment benefits, the economy grows by, according to one estimate,

$1.52;

by others,$2.

So somewhere in that range, but much more than is spent on it," Pelosi said.

- See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/p...
obama Economy

Los Angeles, CA

#54865 Dec 6, 2013
41% of Net New Jobs in November Were in Government

Overall, in October, 143,568,000 people in the United States had jobs, according to BLS. In November, that rose to 144,386,000—a net increase of 818,000 people employed.

The net increase of 338,000 people working for government equaled 41 percent of the overall net increase of 818,000 people working in the United States.

- See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jef...
obama Economy

Los Angeles, CA

#54866 Dec 6, 2013
60 Straight Months of Unemployment at 7% or Higher

( CNSNews.com )- November marked the 60th straight month that the seasonally adjusted national unemployment rate has run at 7 percent or higher, according to data released today by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

- See more at:

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jef...
Pharisaical Liar

Los Angeles, CA

#54867 Dec 6, 2013
In Reversal, Obama Admits He Knew His Uncle

President Barack Obama has admitted he lived with his Kenyan uncle in the 1980s

— an embarrassing flip-flop from an earlier White House claim that the two had never met.

The commander-in-chief revealed on Thursday that he had stayed at the Cambridge, Mass., apartment of Onyango Obama as he prepared to attend Harvard Law School.

That contradicted a statement issued by the White House last year that there was no record of the two ever meeting, The Boston Globe reports.

Read Latest Breaking News from Newsmax.com http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/obama-kenyan...
Urgent: Should Obamacare Be Repealed? Vote Here Now!
fixed news source

Los Angeles, CA

#54869 Dec 6, 2013
Bobby6464 wrote:
Newsmax on tea bags trust. President Obama ain't concerned with a right wing fixed news source, ever ever
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Portland, Oregon..Most Racist State Of The Union

http://www.topix.com/forum/portland/THUOITFVM...
Why Work

Los Angeles, CA

#54871 Dec 6, 2013
Why Work?

By Veronique de Rugy

Why, indeed?

Over at Zero Hedge, Tyler Durden has an interesting answer:

Emmerich analyzes disposable income and economic benefits among several key income classes and comes to the stunning (and verifiable) conclusion that

“a one-parent family of three making $14,500 a year (minimum wage) has more disposable income than a family making $60,000 a year.”

And that excludes benefits from Supplemental Security Income disability checks.

America is now a country which punishes those middle-class people who not only try to work hard, but avoid scamming the system.

More data here:
http://www.marklevinshow.com/goout.asp...
Dan the Man Chambersburg

Los Angeles, CA

#54874 Dec 6, 2013
Irelands own wrote:
Where's the Bunny Brigade? Did Bunny head up to "the cabin" with Danny and Effington?
Effington has disappeared, I think Bunny took him out and all:-)with Danny the boy's blessings.
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Here I am at the cabin this weekend working my fingers to the bone training all these gay Boy Scouts on how to throw together a decent Banana Flambé......

....and you animals are desecrating my intellectual property!!

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I will report all of you to Topix as soon as I get my Sticky Fingers off these delicious Boy Scouts.

I'll have you all banned!!!!!

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