That strange white van?

That strange white van?

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zero

Easton, PA

#1 Jan 1, 2012
Who could it be watching me? I go to the post office and there's that van, I go to the gas station and there's that van. Take the dog for a stroll and yep you guessed it...that little white van watching,waiting,looking, but for what and why? Am I being parodied? Maybe. The mystery thickens. I sit on my porch and smoke my pipe the wind is blowing the critters are scarpering about then I look and like a deer from the fog the white van goes down the road and then slowly back up. Peculiar it is. Someone call Sherlock Holmes. Or I'll just wait for stockertownbushcrat to jump on the case.

Since: Dec 11

Stockertown

#2 Jan 1, 2012
SB paces in front of the fire with his hands folded behind him, he's pipe smoking like a chimney and his chin into his chest. I've heard the legend of the white van but dismissed it as a campfire ghost tail he proclaims. He plops down on his stool at the fire and taps his pipe. we shall go at first light but for now..tea.
zero

Easton, PA

#4 Jan 1, 2012
I awake to the smell of coffee and bacon. As I make my way into the kitchen I see SB standing at the stove with eggs and Canadian bacon on a plate. He's a tree of a man dressed in a wool sweater and dark brown pants,six five at the least. The very sight of him says woodsman. Without looking he handed me the plate and says grab a seat and dig in. As we eat he says, we shall start our search in the heart of town I'm sure we'll find a place to start.Now come on eat your opossum and lets get moving. "Opossum?" I asked threw my teeth afraid to swallow. Don't you mean Canadian bacon? Canadian bacon SB laughs, Where do you think we are? Nazareth! Now come on grab your coat and lets go. SB slips on a long wool coat and wide brim wool hat then picks a revolver out of a ceder chest, he opens the cylinder and loads five bullets then slides it into his coat pocket. why only five? I ask. So I don't accidentally shoot anything off I still want SB answers as he smiles.

Since: Dec 11

Stockertown

#5 Jan 1, 2012
The morning is cold,clear and crisp as We walk up threw town, it's a peaceful morning. Town folk are out doing arenas and life seems..well normal. We stop at the fuel station for a newspaper. SB grabs a cup of coffee and it's tea for me. As we walk out I happily sip my tea to wash down any remaining opossum. Were to next? I ask Sb. As I turn to look at him he his starring down the street with a stone gaze about his face. As I follow his stair I spot what has commanded his attention. At the top of the next side street I can see the front of the white van with the shadowy figure behind the wheel looking right at us.The van slowly pulls out and heads down the street with it's exhaust leaving a trail. I look back at SP and say,Did you see it? I told you it was real! Yes I saw it Sp answers. He walks to the side street and stands on the walk looking around.He steps into the street bends over and picks something up. What is it? I ask. He holds a small clump of mud to his nose and sniffs. Smell this Zero he says. I take a sniff and turn my head in repulse. What is that god awful smell? It smells like..yes SP cuts me short, it does Zero and I think I kn ow were to look next.

Story continued next weekend :)
zero

Easton, PA

#6 Jan 7, 2012
Come now said SB we have work to do. Where are we off to? I asked.Follow your nose Zero SB cuckold. We walked to the edge of town down a dirt road that was somewhat muddy. When we got to the end SB turned and said, what do you smell Zero? It smell like the mud you found I replied.Exactly SB said softly as he looked at the ground. Tire track ran threw a run off from the towns swear plant. The van was here,I said. Yes my friend SB said as he rubbed his chin. But the question is why?And where did he go from here? I asked. All in good time this will be made clear to us. When you hunt and find an animals tracks you first must figure out why it was there before you can find where it went.Food,water or on it's way to such things? Our white van was here for a reason and this we must conclude before we find where it went from here.
zero

Easton, PA

#7 Jan 7, 2012
SB walked up and down the small road puffing his pipe with each step. As he passed a small bush he stooped and bent over picking something from the branches. What is It? I asked. He handed me a piece of a papper sack with small stains on the sides and bottom. what do you make of this Zero? SB asked. It looks like a paper bag that held some kind of fried food. YES my good Zero yes. Seems our van driver has an appetite for french fries. SB claps his hands behind him and explained, Our van driver came down this road and stopped at this spot as you can clearly see from the tier tracks. He sat here watching something and eating his fries. I asked, but what was he watching? SB pointed and said.look there that burned pile of rubbish. The van was facing right at it. On the other side of the fence stood a factory of some kind and on the edge of the field was a burned patch of grass. SB walked to the gate and pulled a small leather case from his pocket. He pulled two small shiny tools from it and began fiddling with the lock.With a few turns of the wrist the lock fell open.Sb turned to me and said, be a good chap and stand watch. I need to have a closer look at that burned rubbish.

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