Man gets ticket for going topless in public

For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public.

[Jeff]

How ridiculous. They apparently have no issues with real crime in that town. What a complete waste of everyone's time and the resources of our legal system. I hope the judge throws this out and fines the cop had nothing better to do.

[Chris]

Did he have MOOBS?

[Captain Kozy]

We do have some screwed up police here in this town, When there is nothing else going on they look to give tickets for the dumbest stuff. While there are drug deals going on in broad daylight.

[Owl Gore]

Chris wrote:

Did he have MOOBS?

hey! I resemble that remark!

[AnOutragedMother]

That has got to be the most rediculous law ever!!!
(((I should of known "Easton" of all places would have a law like that!!))

[JUSTJUMPEDIN2MS1 3]

he was a big titteed slob and man boobs are not allowed anywhere except trailer parks and above ground swimming pools

[Big O]

This should be listed on one of those "dumbest laws ever" websites. That is just ridiculous! Since when can a man not walk top less. Last I checked, a man's pecs were not considered obscene! Well, maybe if they are "moobs", I guess they could be! Wrong, simply wrong!

[JTY]

Big O wrote:

This should be listed on one of those "dumbest laws ever" websites. That is just ridiculous! Since when can a man not walk top less. Last I checked, a man's pecs were not considered obscene! Well, maybe if they are "moobs", I guess they could be! Wrong, simply wrong!

Yet if women's are then why are men's not?

[Go DFL]

This guy deserves to be imprisoned with the rest of them. What if a woman did the same thing? they would be in jail. Remember equal opportunity rights!

[Australian]

Down in Australia the beaches are topless. Both men and women shed the top when at the beach. Kids play, it is no big deal, why is it a big deal in the states?

[wow]

agh thats terrible manboobs

[Cotton Mather]

Australian wrote:

Down in Australia the beaches are topless. Both men and women shed the top when at the beach. Kids play, it is no big deal, why is it a big deal in the states?

Because Australia was settled by convicts from every corner of the Empire, and America was settled by God's Elect, that's why. All these lewd displays of human flesh are corrupting this nation's very soul! Of all of these, the female form must be fully covered, lest otherwise good men be led astray by these shameless harlots -- agents of Satan, every one! A woman's place is at the hearth, in the home -- not displaying her evil feminine ways at a public beach. Does no one shield the innocent childrens' eyes from these wanton carnal displays? Fear God's Revenge, you rutting animals!!!!

[Jesus H Christ]

Carnal knowledge is a good thing. Go forth and multiply, spread your seed on every continent.

[Australian]

Cotton Mather wrote:

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Because Australia was settled by convicts from every corner of the Empire, and America was settled by God's Elect, that's why. All these lewd displays of human flesh are corrupting this nation's very soul! Of all of these, the female form must be fully covered, lest otherwise good men be led astray by these shameless harlots -- agents of Satan, every one! A woman's place is at the hearth, in the home -- not displaying her evil feminine ways at a public beach. Does no one shield the innocent childrens' eyes from these wanton carnal displays? Fear God's Revenge, you rutting animals!!!!

Oh my God, did you really post this in all seriousness and more importantly do you really believe this? Let's compare the levels of rape and assault on women in the United States as compared to Australia, as they are a lot lower in Australia.

[jerry]

Cotton Mather wrote:

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Because Australia was settled by convicts from every corner of the Empire, and America was settled by God's Elect, that's why. All these lewd displays of human flesh are corrupting this nation's very soul! Of all of these, the female form must be fully covered, lest otherwise good men be led astray by these shameless harlots -- agents of Satan, every one! A woman's place is at the hearth, in the home -- not displaying her evil feminine ways at a public beach. Does no one shield the innocent childrens' eyes from these wanton carnal displays? Fear God's Revenge, you rutting animals!!!!

Hahaha!!! Is this real???

[Penny]

Captain Kozy wrote:

We do have some screwed up police here in this town, When there is nothing else going on they look to give tickets for the dumbest stuff. While there are drug deals going on in broad daylight.

Sounds just like Minnesota. Just look for ways to write tickets when revenue is down a bit. How about a ticket for letting your car idle for more than 3 minutes? That's the newest one in Minnesota.

[Madman]

jerry wrote:

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Hahaha!!! Is this real???

Sounds like standard-issue Puritan raving to me, but the dude's been dead since Colonial times.

Maybe he's been reincarnated into a Right-Wing blowhard, one that would make Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell look like drooling Liberals by comparison. Fire and brimstone, anyone?

[Big O]

Bring on the topless women!! Make it legal for all to walk topless. Some will be a pleasure to view, others will be like a bad wreck, you can't help but look. Either way, it's fair!

[Irishgirl]

Guess they are trying to keep that town respectful. There's laws for eateries and stores "No service without a shirt or shoes. I guess cause of health reasons. How weird a law. No showing Tattas in Easton, MD

[Increase Mather]

Australian wrote:

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Oh my God, did you really post this in all seriousness and more importantly do you really believe this? Let's compare the levels of rape and assault on women in the United States as compared to Australia, as they are a lot lower in Australia.

I implore you to forgive my son. He is given to foolish pleasures and thinks I will not discover the evidence of his playful humor.

REPENT OR PERISH, you shameless Australian! There is a Special Pit in Hell for carnal slaves like you!