Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our checks.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some h0e. Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-a$$ rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who,
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho',- can you believe that Sh'eet!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Son o' b**tch...he don did dis befoe"!
He had a big bag full of presents - at first I suspeck? Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my sh**t.He got my guns and my , and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch".
So nex year I be hopin' a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws just ain't worf a shit!!!!
Merry Christmas, Bit***hes!