Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.

[Screwy Louie]

What, with all the gas,he had to shut the computers to keep the building from blowing up..(easy on the beans mom)...

[Communist Clam]

SBD is far more effective in disrupting class. He will learn.

[CPC]

Wasn't the class on the use of punctuation? Any teaching aid to assist in the appropriate use of grammar should be encouraged.

[Joe]

If it is now illegal to fart in this country, I think I'm looking at the death penalty. Is Florida really wasting time treating this kid as a criminal instead of a special ed student. He clearly has a behavior deficit and needs another type of classroom.

[Saluki Rod]

If flatulence is a crime....let me serve the time...

[Nel Macreen]

Flatulence...being arrested for...oh my...

Next, we'll be hanging children - oh wait we do that already in Iran.

For the love of anything sacred let the boy break wind!

PULL MY FINGER BYOTCH!

[Beans For Dinner]

What ever happened to after school detention? Arrested for farting and being a fool? What a joke. I'd be interested in seeing if this kid graduates to being a real criminal after this episode.

[W_T_F]

and how does one do this intentionally. please explain this to me.

[MeanandNasty]

Beans For Dinner wrote:

What ever happened to after school detention? Arrested for farting and being a fool? What a joke. I'd be interested in seeing if this kid graduates to being a real criminal after this episode.

He'll be designing and packaging fart bombs.

[Dave]

Arrested?!?!?!?!? Are you FU__ING KIDDING ME!!?!?!

Unbelievable.

SBD is the way to go kid!

[bangdizzle]

He has clearly mastered the ancient oriental art of "butt-breathing".

[RWH]

The kid can always get a job as an intern for Howard Stern's show. Stern's two biggest obsessions are le$bians and farting.

[Joe]

RWH wrote:

The kid can always get a job as an intern for Howard Stern's show. Stern's two biggest obsessions are le$bians and farting.

Farts=funny. Work for The Family Guy.

[Droncz92]

Thats pretty funny...

[sparky98]

Damn... arresting a kid for farting? Had they done that when I was a kid, I would have gotten The Chair!

[Juke Box Hero]

In Chicago at 13, they get arrested for shooting people. In FL they get arrested for farting. Priorities I guess.

[Eagle]

These people are stupid, pathetic, thin-skinned cowards with an apparently overblown sense of self-importance.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMFORT!

If you use your cops to protect you from farts, your community is pathetic and you are cowardly losers. These people should be humiliated to live among such pathetic people.

If you prosecuted people for stupidity, you could probably clean up this community really good.

People like this should be the object of ridicule and scorn. It might be time for these losers to give up at life.

[Vice President]

Eagle wrote:

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMFORT!

Farts = the pursuit of happiness.

The kid should take this all the way to the Supreme Court!

[Michelle Obama]

I just ripped one.

[Joe]

The problem this boy will face in court is that he was caught with the weapon on his person and it was probably concealed and he does not have a license for it. However there are no ballistics tests yet developed that can positively link the fart to said weapon. I predict acquittal.