Man charged with striking, choking man with wooden sword

[deebo]

Hoofty wrote:

Something's got to be done about this "Wood on White" crime...

LMAO! That's 'hands-down' the best post I've on here in a looooong time.

Kudos to Hoofty!

[deebo]

Krissa wrote:

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LMAO.. Chuck Norris RULES! ;)

"Chuck Norris uses a wooden samurai sword for a toothpick."

I'm sending that one here: http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Krissa]

deebo wrote:

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"Chuck Norris uses a wooden samurai sword for a toothpick."
I'm sending that one here: http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Deebo this is an AWESOME website! Me loves it :)

[Amused Crack-er]

Dat be what guys do!

[deebo]

Krissa wrote:

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Deebo this is an AWESOME website! Me loves it :)

Glad you like it! The first time I saw it I was in stitches for hours...

Enjoy and tell your friends!

[uncle buck]

deem krazy crackers.... like a 3 stooges short

[Jose Diablo]

I would like to do Michelle's mother.

[Connor MacLeod]

There can be only one!

[Judy]

We are not getting the whole story.

[Belushi]

Don't drink and watch martial arts flicks at the same time.

[Colon]

He should have used his light saber instead. Might have gotten away with it.

[Mickey ORourke]

Maybe they will send this gladiator to the Gaza strip as a war correspondent?

[Eve]

I'm Sparticus.

[Mickey ORourke]

Eve wrote:

I'm Sparticus.

No,...you are Zepo Marx.