Lower Prividence Rod and Gun Club
Posted in the Eagleville Forum
#1 Apr 28, 2013
I was thinking of joining the Lower Providence Rod and Gun Club. Anyone a member of the club? Thank you
#2 May 2, 2013
Hey wondering, I am a member and you're welcome to join at any time. Provided you meet a few criteria.
First, you be a proud, gun-owning American citizen. I mean that you should be able to trace your ancestors as far back as the Mayflower, otherwise there might be an issue.
Second, you are going to have to swear allegiance to the United States of America, and I don't mean Obama-land I mean the Real America of Ronald Regan, Conway Twitty, and good old fashioned entertainment like The Dukes of Hazzard and Smokey and the Bandit.
Third, you must believe that only People Kill People, not Guns, and that the way to make America Safe and Secure is to arm every (God-fearing and Christian) man, woman, and child to the teeth with as many assault rifles as your money can buy.
We look forward to seeing you at the meetin's!
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