Can anyone tell me funny Chuck Norris fact?

[shedevil03]

When Chuck Norris does push ups he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down :D

[incognito]

Contrary to popular belief, chuck norris is NOT made of steel......steel is made of chuck norris. :]

[shedevil03]

chuck norris walked into a bar... that bar immediately exploded because that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one room

[the dude]

Kids check the closet for the boogieman, but the boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris.

[the dude]

Chuck norris can shoot down a helicopter by making a gun with his fingers a yelling "bang!".

[Dj Chance]

funny when he was endorsing Mike Huckabee for the political race

[incognito]

Ta mamon este, Chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

[4lokodrinker aka elsadboy]

chuck norris tears can cure cancer. too bad chuck norris never cries jajaja

[el chucko]

he doesnt break hearts he breaks backs!!!!

[Chuckie]

There is no Theory of Evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[Kris0521]

if you have 5 dollars, and chuck norris still has 5 dollars, he still has more money than you!

[Lol]

chuck norris banged your mom.

[ballin]

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land!

[shedevil03]

chuck norris is optimus prime's stunt double!

[humm]

Chuck Norris doesn't bite, he just swallows..

[Norrisfan]

Chuck Norris was accused for agravated assault for sneezing in front of another man and causing him to go into a coma. But no one had the balls to arrest him..

[ChuckJr]

If you even dream of beating up Chuck Norris, you better wake up and apologize to him!

[Djnse de mamadas]

Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a full loaded gun n still won!

[PnUt1ne of U_M_P]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

[ghost-rider]

Chuck Norris likes his women like his whiskey 18yrs old and on coke!!

If you look under Chuck Norris beard you will find a fist!!

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.