ghetto awards of the year

ghetto awards of the year

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nominees

Eagle Pass, TX

#1 Jan 20, 2012
here are the nominees:
LONESTAR: for the best thing thats ever happened in Mav. County
WIC: for feeding all them babies
SECTION 8 HOUSING: damn for living the good life!
STRIPES: gas station of the year for their 2/$1 burritos & hotdogs
MCDONALDS: restaurant of the year for their dollar menu
PULGAS: businesses of the year (who needs north star mall?)
EZ PAWN: for a great place for quick cash
CITIZENS OF THE YEAR: all the little people
POLITICIANS: for trying so hard to make the little people vote
and finally...
EAGLE PASS: FOR A GREAT LITTLE GHETTO PLACE TO LIVE!
nominees

Eagle Pass, TX

#2 Jan 20, 2012
CEREMONY INFO
date: today
location: las Minas (old abandoned lot)
sponsored by: homies in the hood
BYOB and your own food and your own chairs
ATTN: if anyone has a radio bring that too
hope to see you there, its free!
nominees

Eagle Pass, TX

#3 Jan 20, 2012
Due to lack of funds the winners will not recieve an award but they will get a Hi-Five from all the homies. thank you.
Homie the clown

Azle, TX

#4 Jan 20, 2012
nominees wrote:
CEREMONY INFO
date: today
location: las Minas (old abandoned lot)
sponsored by: homies in the hood
BYOB and your own food and your own chairs
ATTN: if anyone has a radio bring that too
hope to see you there, its free!
. S$&t I am their sounds like fun!
sellme sum

United States

#5 Jan 20, 2012
Funny and creative. You must be a frequent customer to these services that are in your hood.hood rat hood rat hoochie mama.
lol

Eagle Pass, TX

#6 Jan 20, 2012
lmfao
Tejano

Laredo, TX

#7 Jan 20, 2012
this is by far the best forum of all time! thanks guys. Im there.
Minero

Eagle Pass, TX

#8 Jan 20, 2012
Im there,me queda corto!!!
Liz

Universal City, TX

#9 Jan 20, 2012
Now I know what's wrong with this town. You have no pride in anything but your own false over-inflated ego. Get over the fact that humble beginnings created you and you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps to make something of yourself. Otherwise you will spend the rest of your life here on topix complaining. Go out and fight for funding for the ghetto to be d-ghettoized as you want don't just sit on your butt complaining. Do something.
hoodies

Eagle Pass, TX

#10 Jan 20, 2012
cheer up liz its just a little ghetto humor..lol
Homie the clown

Uvalde, TX

#11 Jan 20, 2012
hoodies wrote:
cheer up liz its just a little ghetto humor..lol
. I know Liz hoodies is right where just havin fun.
omg_aka_wtf

United States

#12 Jan 20, 2012
lmfao, the master of ceremonies should be that lame ass johnny ruiz, spot lite entertaiment should be the crook pastor frm roca firme blessing ramsey, security shoyld be provided by jesse medina and ted mendoza they work for lawyers , and chase ambulances, the famous aguileras should be guests of honor, u should have a video montage of all fne senic areas of eagle pass examples, our precios lagito, lol our reycling places x q u know ppl be out juntando cans, our georgous hills our luxurious mall our state of the art cop cars and trucks because ep cant affird more the five deputies per shift but they get new cars and trucks every few months, ..
just saying

Eagle Pass, TX

#13 Jan 20, 2012
hahahaha
Homie the clown

Uvalde, TX

#14 Jan 20, 2012
I already wanna go!!! Its going to be the best!!!!!!
lmao

United States

#15 Jan 20, 2012
Johnny r. Said he can't host the awards because he already is in the nominee list for "How to steal and lie about it" LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
first place

United States

#16 Jan 23, 2012
First place goes to "Bibi Romero aka frowny a$$ and her convict bf Jose Flores" they accomplish everything on the list on a daily basis so congratulations for being the most ghetto! ;)
trixx

Houston, TX

#17 Jan 24, 2012
i nominate myself and my people..r.i.p. to my dead homies trix is in da building.. born and raised in da ghetto just might have more money than your mama and pappy..haha. oh yea L.M. bssp 4 life..it gets no more ghetto than this...aaaaaaawwwwwooo.. shoutz out to all my beautiful ghetto people. and a special shoutz out to da rich who them and there kids buy drugs from our ghetto.. thank you, thank you...........

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