The REAL reason why women dont like t...

The REAL reason why women dont like to give head!!

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HELLO

Memphis, TN

#1 Jan 2, 2010
So you guys wana know wats up?? Cause you guys are nasty as hell...ur asses are hairy & filled w dingle berries, your ''head'' stinks like rotten seafood & it's hiding between a monster bush..TRIM THAT SHIT & clean it up!!! Ya'll like it clean...SO DO WE!!! Women spend their time bathing, trimming, shaving, waxing, douching, we use products like summer's eve, fds feminine spray, norforms...etc We go to the restroom & clean w wipees to keep it clean & fresh. Ya'll barely use freakin toilet paper & on top of that you want us to swallow..HELL NAH!!!! You swallow that salty, slimy, meco & see how you fukin like it!! CLEAN IT UP!!!
lmfao

Houston, TX

#2 Jan 2, 2010
I FEEL YOUU
wordsofadvice

Dallas, TX

#3 Jan 2, 2010
I have my girl go down on me all the time. Let me tell you what I do...
Everytime I go to a public restroom, I never use a urinal, I wait for a toilet so that when I finish peeing I can clean the tip with toilet paper. That's why it will never smell like piss. I also wash it once a day in the bathroom sink, that way its always clean. I trim my hair so short with a clipper and shave the hairs of the shaft so it can look nice, clean., and attractive for her to suck it. She loves that and I get it sucked whenever I want. Sometimes she just pulls my pants down and says, "I'm gonna eat something."
whoa

United States

#4 Jan 2, 2010
true tht and very well said!!! Hahahahahaha XD
real talk

Dallas, TX

#5 Jan 2, 2010
Lol sounds like you had bad experiences and word of advice introduce me to some of your girls friends
kathydzz

Rockport, TX

#6 Jan 2, 2010
lol! gross! ewwww bad eperiencess ughhh lol
J-funk

Rockport, TX

#7 Jan 2, 2010
I don't know bout most guys out there but I shave my shot I don't like pubic hairs
kathydzz

Rockport, TX

#8 Jan 2, 2010
ewwwwwwww we like it as clean as you like it ours ;)
HELLO

Memphis, TN

#9 Jan 2, 2010
C'mon girls lets tell these guys how it is..aren't ya'll tired of them complaining & telling us wat they want, sexy/trashy lingerie, stripping, dancing, fantasies..etc..
GUYS WAKE UP!! We got NEEDS, WANTS & FANTASIES TOO!! You gotta give sum to get sum!! Ask ur ladies wat they want..surprise them w a sexy thong o sumthing...women like that too..purchase them online f u can't find them around town..if u aint gettin any, its cause u aint working it right..DO SOMETHING...SURPRISE US!!!
kathydzz

Rockport, TX

#10 Jan 2, 2010
HELLO wrote:
C'mon girls lets tell these guys how it is..aren't ya'll tired of them complaining & telling us wat they want, sexy/trashy lingerie, stripping, dancing, fantasies..etc..
GUYS WAKE UP!! We got NEEDS, WANTS & FANTASIES TOO!! You gotta give sum to get sum!! Ask ur ladies wat they want..surprise them w a sexy thong o sumthing...women like that too..purchase them online f u can't find them around town..if u aint gettin any, its cause u aint working it right..DO SOMETHING...SURPRISE US!!!
preach it sista!
wordsofadvice

Dallas, TX

#11 Jan 2, 2010
You're right. My girl gets what she wants in bed so its easy for me to get it back. I will eat her any time she wants, sometimes out of nowhere ill say, "can I eat you?" And all is great. I eat her till she [email protected] and then lick all her [email protected] till its clean and dry. And I get it back. Awesome.
kathydzz

Rockport, TX

#12 Jan 2, 2010
wordsofadvice wrote:
You're right. My girl gets what she wants in bed so its easy for me to get it back. I will eat her any time she wants, sometimes out of nowhere ill say, "can I eat you?" And all is great. I eat her till she [email protected] and then lick all her [email protected] till its clean and dry. And I get it back. Awesome.
wow yumm
HELLO

Memphis, TN

#13 Jan 2, 2010
Guys listen to ''wordsofadvice'' seems like he keeps his lady happy & she reciprocates...stop making excuses on why ya'll cheat, & bla, bla..if ur lady ain't puttin out, well check out ur style, it may not b turning her on..you gotta seduce ur lady each & evry time, keep it exciting, dont just fuk & go, we're not drive thrus..an occasional out of the blue in risky places is exciting, but it gets boring if thats all u kno how to do at home evry nit, & then roll over & snore & fart all nit..total turn off!
testicular fortitude

Del Rio, TX

#14 Jan 2, 2010
Well it if makes a difference in giving head, I will suggest something for the ladies and their boyfriends. Now I hope everyone's familiar with the term "funky spunk." According to physicians, the taste of ejaculate varies considerably on what is eaten. If men consume alcohol, their ejaculate will taste somewhat bitter and sour. But on the flip side, eating sweets makes a man's ejaculate taste exactly that way, sweet. Suck it all up ladies!

P.S. I can't help you with the trimming part. That's just basic hygiene.

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#15 Jan 2, 2010
Just drink sweet stuff, like various flavored juices, plenty of milk and milk products, like cheese...fine wine & champagne will sweeten the semen as well:) Hint: If you're uncircumsized you need to throroughly keep that head clean all around the shaft and stuff, cause if you don't, it will emmit a very musky odor, that will turn off most of the horniest ladies out there, ok:)
HELLO

United States

#16 Jan 3, 2010
Congrats, sum of u guys seem to have it together. Share your knowledge with your fellow male buddies & educate them...Look guys, truth is we love sex just as much as you'll & we like to please, but we also like to be pleased..ur partners may not b saying anything, cause they're embarassed or they don't want to hurt your feelings..know your ladies the way ya'll kno tat remote control & I guarantee you'll be watching alot less tv cause you'll be tied up gettin busy
wow

Rockport, TX

#17 Jan 3, 2010
omg ive never goten eaten up or given head bt me and my boyfriend have had sex & like sometimes he turns me on so bad bt hes never asked me to go down on him or asked if i want him to go down on me,,,wats up wit tht ive always wanted to try getin eaten up lol
wordsofadvice

Dallas, TX

#18 Jan 3, 2010
wow wrote:
omg ive never goten eaten up or given head bt me and my boyfriend have had sex & like sometimes he turns me on so bad bt hes never asked me to go down on him or asked if i want him to go down on me,,,wats up wit tht ive always wanted to try getin eaten up lol
Well you don't know what you're missing. I will eat my girl and lock my face in her [email protected] with my arms around her legs and won't stop till she cums. Then I lick all her [email protected] dry till her [email protected] is smooth and ready for me to stick it in her and make her [email protected] again.
wow

Rockport, TX

#19 Jan 3, 2010
wordsofadvice wrote:
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Well you don't know what you're missing. I will eat my girl and lock my face in her [email protected] with my arms around her legs and won't stop till she cums. Then I lick all her [email protected] dry till her [email protected] is smooth and ready for me to stick it in her and make her [email protected] again.
haha oh wow dude you sound like youre good and really knw wat your doing
wordsofadvice

Dallas, TX

#20 Jan 3, 2010
If you are interested, let me know. No strings attached, ill gladly show you. As long as you're clean, ill show you.

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