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dude

Humboldt, TN

#23 Apr 26, 2013
southern wrote:
<quoted text>There was a reason for the exclamation points but I wouldn't expect a northern state educated person to understand.
I think you meant quotation marks. Don't let that fool get you upset lol.
rebel yell

United States

#24 Apr 26, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
Well bro your mother was no virgin by any stretch of the imagination and the Topix moderator won't let me explain what she did with all those guys to conceive me. Maybe you could watch some reality tv and put the pieces together.
Say hi to mom :)
I would love to insult you with some of my southern inbreed ignorant education but chances are you wouldn't understand me.

But I'll do it anyway.
You, Jesus, are a conspicuously ill-mannered sphincter and a feculent flea infeasted lamentable mistake by your parents reckless exchange of genetic material.(Not bad for a dumb southerner huh?)
You need that translated so your dumb ass can understand it?
I'll translate anyway, just in case.
Your parents were morons. Had sex. You were a mistake, and inherited their moron genes.

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#26 Apr 27, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
Well bro your mother was no virgin by any stretch of the imagination and the Topix moderator won't let me explain what she did with all those guys to conceive me. Maybe you could watch some reality tv and put the pieces together.
Say hi to mom :)
Nope you could not be my brother, my mom is a lot funnier and without question a lot smarter than you from this post. Did yours drop you on your head when you were born?? That would explain a lot

Have a nice day
Jesus

Union, MO

#27 Apr 27, 2013
--Unreal 1--- wrote:
<quoted text>
Nope you could not be my brother, my mom is a lot funnier and without question a lot smarter than you from this post. Did yours drop you on your head when you were born?? That would explain a lot
Have a nice day
Lame

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#28 Apr 27, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
Lame
Not really, it looks like the fall on the head you took killed your sense of humor

Now dont be cross

Get it dumbass???

Have a nice day :)
Jesus

Union, MO

#29 Apr 27, 2013
--Unreal 1--- wrote:
<quoted text>
Not really, it looks like the fall on the head you took killed your sense of humor
Now dont be cross
Get it dumbass???
Have a nice day :)
Do you know what the difference between a joke and two dicks is?

Answer: You can't take a joke.

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#30 Apr 27, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
Do you know what the difference between a joke and two dicks is?
Answer: You can't take a joke.
Awww it looks like I pissed off Jesus

Not the first time, right princess???

LOL

Have a nice day :)
Jesus

Union, MO

#31 Apr 27, 2013
--Unreal 1--- wrote:
<quoted text>
Awww it looks like I pissed off Jesus
Not the first time, right princess???
LOL
Have a nice day :)
Lame once again.
Give it up lady,you're out of your league. LMAO!

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#32 Apr 27, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
Lame once again.
Give it up lady,you're out of your league. LMAO!
Not at all princess

I am doing just what I want

I have reduced you down to the same line

Over and over

And now you try to copy me

Get better

Have a nice day :)
Jesus

Union, MO

#33 Apr 27, 2013
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#34 Apr 27, 2013
Jesus wrote:
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.
LOL

Good luck with that line

Now do better

Have a nice day :)
Jesus

Union, MO

#36 Apr 27, 2013
--Unreal 1--- wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
Good luck with that line
Now do better
Have a nice day :)
Whats the difference between Unreal 1 and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#37 Apr 28, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
Whats the difference between Unreal 1 and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Now I have Jesus telling lame gay jokes

Since he has no come backs at all

Get better princess, I am starting to get bored, when I do this thread and you go away

Have a nice day :)
yep

United States

#38 Apr 28, 2013
How many have been killed by christians?
Not as many as by muslams I can assure you.
Legionnaires

United States

#39 Apr 28, 2013
I hope we slaughter all the Muslims. Bunch of stinky dune coons.
Jesus

Union, MO

#40 Apr 28, 2013
--Unreal 1--- wrote:
<quoted text>
Now I have Jesus telling lame gay jokes
Since he has no come backs at all
Get better princess, I am starting to get bored, when I do this thread and you go away
Have a nice day :)
OMG...I was referring to your wit (or lack of I should say). But apparently you have something else in mind. That doesn't surprise me either.
Anyway I'm starting to feel guilty insulting a simpleton that is completely unarmed in a battle of wits.

Que tengas un buen retard vida:0
rebel yell

United States

#41 Apr 28, 2013
Jesus wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG...I was referring to your wit (or lack of I should say). But apparently you have something else in mind. That doesn't surprise me either.
Anyway I'm starting to feel guilty insulting a simpleton that is completely unarmed in a battle of wits.
Que tengas un buen retard vida:0
I knew you were a tamale smelling mexican.
rebel yell

United States

#42 Apr 28, 2013
What do you call the poster 'jesus' on the back of a motorcycle?

A mudflap.
Jesus

Union, MO

#44 Apr 28, 2013
rebel yell wrote:
What do you call the poster 'jesus' on the back of a motorcycle?
A mudflap.
LMAO! This is too easy!

And you sir will never be the man your mother is.

Los mexicanos son manera más inteligente que basura blanca!
Jesus

Union, MO

#45 Apr 28, 2013
Here you go this will help.

http://translate.google.com/...

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