Since: Mar 11

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#366 Feb 27, 2013
Maddy_ O_ Fool wrote:
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Not as hard as I am corky.
Keep dancing.
So are you hard or corky or both? I admit this post leaves me a little confused.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#367 Feb 27, 2013
Smiles- wrote:
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So are you hard or corky or both? I admit this post leaves me a little confused.
I think she is smitten.

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#368 Feb 27, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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I think she is smitten.
It's a "her"? I really wasn't sure, it is unusual for a female to refer to male genetalia as gonads, that is more typically a male thing to do. It just doesn't behave in a very ladylike manner, although I do realize that some people are just crass. You and Unreal are certainly quite worthy of any woman's affections.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#369 Feb 27, 2013
Smiles- wrote:
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It's a "her"? I really wasn't sure, it is unusual for a female to refer to male genetalia as gonads, that is more typically a male thing to do. It just doesn't behave in a very ladylike manner, although I do realize that some people are just crass. You and Unreal are certainly quite worthy of any woman's affections.
I believe it's a she. Most guys just call them balls.

Thank you, we try to treat most women with respect.

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#370 Feb 27, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Sorry babe, not me, I am surgically enhanced ;)
I'm blaming it on you anyways, and Unreal, and if you know three or four more deserving men who want to be on Springer sign them up.

“Here comes Peter Cottontail”

Since: Jun 11

Happy Easter!

#371 Feb 27, 2013
GANNY wrote:
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I'm blaming it on you anyways, and Unreal, and if you know three or four more deserving men who want to be on Springer sign them up.
Ganny, have you thought about contacting Maury too? I'm thinking you've got the potential for really Big Money here!

:)

“Here comes Peter Cottontail”

Since: Jun 11

Happy Easter!

#372 Feb 27, 2013
{Scrolling up the page...}

Good morning, Ganny, Satan, Smiles, Pepper, Unreal----- Oooow! Good Lord, what is that hideous thing up there! It gave me a dreadful fright!

Have a happy day, all you nice and friendly people!

:)

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#373 Feb 27, 2013
GANNY wrote:
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I'm blaming it on you anyways, and Unreal, and if you know three or four more deserving men who want to be on Springer sign them up.
What about Bill? He is always up for a good time.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#374 Feb 27, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
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Good morning, Ganny, Satan, Smiles, Pepper, Unreal----- Oooow! Good Lord, what is that hideous thing up there! It gave me a dreadful fright!
Have a happy day, all you nice and friendly people!
:)
Good morning Dickens.

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#375 Feb 27, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
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Ganny, have you thought about contacting Maury too? I'm thinking you've got the potential for really Big Money here!
:)
Morning Dickens,

I have an idea, you wanna go with us, you can be my sister who cusses and spits and tells all the men you know it was them. We'll wear shorts and boots, and stained up tee shirts.

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#376 Feb 27, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Good morning Dickens.
Good Morning Big Guy

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#377 Feb 27, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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What about Bill? He is always up for a good time.
Thats a good idea, Pepper can be his girlfriend and swear she knows he wouldn't cheat on her.

And then Jerry can show video of him making out with Smiles in the waiting room.

“You have the power...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#378 Feb 27, 2013
Good morning everyone!

If someone up there ^^^ is hard and has a cork in it, they need to remove the cork before they explode. That would be a mess! Lol

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#379 Feb 27, 2013
-Glinda- wrote:
Good morning everyone!
If someone up there ^^^ is hard and has a cork in it, they need to remove the cork before they explode. That would be a mess! Lol
Bahahahahaha, good morning my naughty witch!

“You have the power...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#380 Feb 27, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Bahahahahaha, good morning my naughty witch!
Good morning my sexy demon! You know I get when I'm in an ornery mood. I couldn't ignore that one.*evil grin*

“You have the power...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#381 Feb 27, 2013
Oops, how ^^ I get.

I think I need more coffee.

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#382 Feb 27, 2013
-Glinda- wrote:
Good morning everyone!
If someone up there ^^^ is hard and has a cork in it, they need to remove the cork before they explode. That would be a mess! Lol
Hello Miss Glinda,

Do you want to be on Jerry Springer with us?

You can be Peppers sister and Satans wife, Jerry can prove her last two kids are Satans but your last one is not.

Since: Mar 11

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#383 Feb 27, 2013
GANNY wrote:
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Thats a good idea, Pepper can be his girlfriend and swear she knows he wouldn't cheat on her.
And then Jerry can show video of him making out with Smiles in the waiting room.
That could be fun, when are making our way to Hollywood? What a hellacious roadtrip! Ganny, who am I making out with again, I'm confused...

Since: Mar 11

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#384 Feb 27, 2013
-Glinda- wrote:
Good morning everyone!
If someone up there ^^^ is hard and has a cork in it, they need to remove the cork before they explode. That would be a mess! Lol
I was a little foggy on what that meant too. I'm not into corks and I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around that post. Yours was hilarious though!

“You have the power...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#385 Feb 27, 2013
GANNY wrote:
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Hello Miss Glinda,
Do you want to be on Jerry Springer with us?
You can be Peppers sister and Satans wife, Jerry can prove her last two kids are Satans but your last one is not.
Oh, no thanks Ganny. I hate the JS show.

You all have fun with it. Lol

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