Boozers are Losers!
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guest

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#6 Oct 20, 2013
So why did jesus turn the water into wine? "They drink, danced, and were merry." And please do not use the excuse that the wine was not real wine, it was real. Plain grape juice does not make one dance and be merry, and yes, even ancient humans had the know how to make wine even before the birth of christ.
Dude

Little Rock, AR

#16 Oct 20, 2013
Well I'm going to church here in a few, then I will come home and have few cold beers with the ballgames. You can do both.. Cheers!
beelzebub

Dyersburg, TN

#19 Oct 20, 2013
The Pirate Code clearly encourages consumption of alcoholic beverages, but suggests some degree of personal responsibility.

Chapter 10, verse 33: "Arr, ye shall consume all manner of drink and be merry, Arr!!!"

Chapter 10, verse 34: "But if ye partake in the drink, fornicate at your peril lest ye catch the aids and be forced to walk the plank...ARRRRRRR!!!"

Chapter 10, verse 35: "Arr, and verily I say unto you, ships are dangerous vessels and have value equivalent to many gold doubloons...tis best not to take the helm if you have partaken in the drink...ARRRRR!!! Just grab a hammock and take a nap...ARRRR!!!"

So it is written, so shall it be done. Obviously my book is just as valid as yours... and mine is clearly better. Arrr!!!

The real question is wouldn't ye rather be a pirate? Arr?!!
the judge

United States

#41 Oct 23, 2013
Funny thing is you seem to know the bible but skipped the part about judging others. Who gave you the right? Maybe you should mind your own business stop worrying about what everyone else is doing and concentrate on your faith
gogo

Jackson, TN

#42 Oct 23, 2013
Living by faith wrote:
In the early part of the 20th Century there were those who would suggest that those who DRINK BOOZE should be-
-Hung by the tongue beneath an airplane and flown over the Country.
-Exiled to the Concentration Camps in the Aleutian Islands.
-Excluded from any and all Churches.
-Forbidden to Marry.
-Tortured.
-Branded.
-Whipped.
-Sterilized.
-Tattooed.(At one time in this Country it was a shame to have a Tat).
Philippians 3:18-19
(18)(For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the ENEMIES OF THE CROSS OF CHRIST:
(19)Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and WHOSE GLORY IS IN THEIR SHAME, who mind earthly things.)
Who do you MIND today?
-Place them in BOTTLE shaped cages in public squares.
-Force them to swallow 2 ounces of castor oil.
-Execute, as well as their progeny to the 4th generation.
A major Prohibitionist group, The Women Christian Temperance Union (WCTU) Taught as Scientific Fact that the majority of Beer drinkers die from dropsy (Edema or swellings)
Today WCTU (the Women Christian Temperance Union) would stand for WCTU (Women Can Throw Up) JUST LIKE MEN.
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How do u know this, were u there, if so, that explains ur unmedicated gauldnessNess. ouch get a bandaid and put some methylate and some mecuricome on that.
ODB

Medon, TN

#46 Oct 24, 2013
OP, all of your posts show signs of schizophrenia. this is not good.
guest

United States

#47 Oct 24, 2013
If u did not have boozers and the devil to talk about where would u be. I think u should be thanking that which gives u a purpose, the boozers &loosers
boozer

United States

#54 Oct 25, 2013
It is not the boozers fault that they are boozers, it is the worlds fault for creating the conditions based on lies and fairytales for the boozer to have to cope with by being a boozer.
boozer

Jackson, TN

#57 Oct 25, 2013
Living by faith wrote:
"Happy Hour"
The very reason why many Drink is because they are looking for Happiness.
If people can't find happiness, they'll settle for something that will make them feel good for a while, then something that will numb their pain and sorrow (which never actually happens with booze), and then something that will help them to forget.
U should get ur own tv show, u know stuff, u r smarter than the average gummybear.
beertender

United States

#76 Oct 27, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
Drinking games
A drinking game at for the tv show Parks & Recreation.
Take a drink every time …
•Ron talks about food.
•Tom smiles into the camera.
•April hangs up on somebody.
•Chris calls Ann by her full name,“Ann Perkins!”
•Everyone laughs at Jerry.
•Donna talks about her Lexus.
•People hang out at The Bulge, Pawnee’s premiere gay bar.
•Someone mentions Mouserat (drink two shots for a Mouserat performance).
•Chris asks Ben “isn’t there anything we can do?” to make Ben the bad guy.
•Someone from the Parks staff appears on Pawnee Today.
•Someone has to go to the 4th floor.
•Ron Swanson says his own name.
•Tom gives someone a nickname.
•One of Ben’s teenage mayor stories is revealed.
•Ann performs nurse duties outside the hospital.
•Leslie gets a sugar buzz.
•Andy is nice to April and she smiles at the camera.
•A piece of Pawnee’s bizarre history is shared.
•Andy says “No way!”
•Mayor Gunderson gets a mention.
•There’s an Indiana sports reference.
•Tom pursues something (friend/fad/outfit/business venture) in the interest of being cool.
•Andy’s poverty is referenced.
•April is a bitch to Ann.
•Leslie talks Ann into doing her bidding.
•Ron dispenses wisdom on being a MAN.
Finish your drink for a town hall meeting!
Have a nice day :)
I bet your the life of the party at your nerds anonymous meetings.
beertender

Flint, TX

#81 Oct 27, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
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Your wife seems to like it when she comes over, then we play the cuckold husband. Your name comes up a lot
Have a nice day :)
haha that comback sounded so stupid,that it actually qualifies as funny.
beertender

Terrell, TX

#84 Oct 27, 2013
Hey unreal and another thing don't be picken on my friend here, they are performing and X 'ersism on their laptop.
beertender

United States

#87 Oct 27, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
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And just what are you going to do if I do not??
Think hard there genius
Have a nice day :)
Relax man, It will be alright.
beertender

Dallas, TX

#89 Oct 27, 2013
Living by faith wrote:
I think I love u...
HMMM

Dyersburg, TN

#92 Oct 27, 2013
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
beertender

Jackson, TN

#99 Oct 28, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
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I am asking, come on dumbass what are you going to do?? More empty threats from an internet tough guy??
Easy to be a badass on here......right?????
Have a nice day :)
They have medication for little man syndrome, you should consider looking in to it.
the judge

United States

#107 Oct 28, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
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I might be drunk, but I can sober up
You on the other hand will always be a dumbass
Have a nice day :)
Seriously you have the nerve to call me a dumbass for arguing with a moron and then do the same exact thing! Who's the dumbass now, moron
LAC

Dyersburg, TN

#109 Oct 28, 2013
Well, that was long, random and completely useless.
beertender

Tiptonville, TN

#112 Oct 28, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
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LOL you are the internet tough guy, passing out threats you cannot back up
It sucks to be you
Have a nice day :)
That's Mr. Tough Guy to you PeterPan.
beertender

Terrell, TX

#114 Oct 29, 2013
Unreal 1 xxx wrote:
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Suck what??
Have a nice day :)
Are you saying that on your knees or standing up?

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