Do you think s*x toys are sinful toys?
Christina

Sioux City, IA

#63 May 3, 2013
Tossed salads for everyone! And not the kind you eat, well, sort of...anyone prone to chaffing? Tee hee!!!!
curious

Ripley, TN

#65 May 4, 2013
I heard Pepper like the Plantaine & Bottle Gourd!

“Old Dinner Bell”

Since: Mar 13

" Home Sweet Home "

#68 May 4, 2013
-Pepper wrote:
<quoted text>
Banannas and squash? Really?
That would give a whole new meaning to 'banana puddin'.

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#69 May 4, 2013
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks.

When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad.

" The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar.

" The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#70 May 4, 2013
Old man- Bville wrote:
<quoted text>That would give a whole new meaning to 'banana puddin'.
That's cracking me up. I'll have to use it in everyday life now.

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#71 May 4, 2013
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let`s have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I`m going to have to put him down."
"Just because he`s cross-eyed?" say`s the man.
"No, because he`s heavy," says the vet
truthis

Dyersburg, TN

#76 May 5, 2013
So who cares if some imaginary fairy in the sky doesn't like them? What the hell is he going to do, sprinkle you with fairy dust?

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#77 May 5, 2013
truthis wrote:
So who cares if some imaginary fairy in the sky doesn't like them? What the hell is he going to do, sprinkle you with fairy dust?
Who the hell are you talking to?

“Old Dinner Bell”

Since: Mar 13

" Home Sweet Home "

#80 May 6, 2013
I thought if it didn't hurt, at least a little, you weren't doing it right.
guest

Brooklyn, NY

#82 May 6, 2013
toys aren't sinful....people are. Unless you dress up like a toy...;p

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#83 May 6, 2013
guest wrote:
toys aren't sinful....people are. Unless you dress up like a toy...;p
That's a good idea. I'm gonna dress up like a transformer and see if it makes it better.

“It's a great day for.......”

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#84 May 6, 2013
I once dressed as GI Joe;does that make me a sinner?

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#85 May 6, 2013
Born in lust, turn to dust
Born in sin, come on in.

“Old Dinner Bell”

Since: Mar 13

" Home Sweet Home "

#86 May 6, 2013
ChopperBlades wrote:
I once dressed as GI Joe;does that make me a sinner?
That would be defined by what you did in the 'fox hole'.

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#89 May 8, 2013
-Pepper wrote:
Sittin in the breakroom and over heard some girls talking about a male stripper in Memphis. 12 1/2" . Ladies please! What the hell you gonna do with 12 1/2"? Take what you can and the rest is a waste. And no he can't work with me with it either. No thank you.......
He could always try to bend it in half.
happy wife

Grapevine, TX

#90 May 8, 2013
It's girth not length that matters! My husband has a big fat thick 6 in cock that I LOVE how it feels inside me. I mean good grief, 12 inches? I agree with Pepper. It's a waste when the average vagina is only 4 inches deep. Like I said, my husband's thick cock is all I need and he knows how to use it too! We won't even get into his gifted tongue abilities! I am not against sex toys but in my case, no sex toys are needed ;)

Since: Feb 13

United States

#91 May 8, 2013
Makes me feel sad, I was thinking I was some kind of a stud with my little eight.
What can a guy do with 12 inches, throw it over his shoulder adn burp it? LOL

Hellbilly 1

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#93 May 8, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
Makes me feel sad, I was thinking I was some kind of a stud with my little eight.
What can a guy do with 12 inches, throw it over his shoulder adn burp it? LOL

Since: Feb 13

United States

#94 May 8, 2013
Hellbilly 1 wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =JiImGK-S5j8XX
HB, you aint got a lick of sense, lol. Thanks for another laugh, keep this up and Im gonna nominate you for topix comedian of the year.

Since: Feb 13

United States

#95 May 8, 2013
-Pepper wrote:
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Daymn I would think not......lol. I have only been with one man that could work the tongue....you lucky azz:)
Oh me, I'am sooooo sorry. What were their problem? That just aint right.

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