How much do vasectomy cost?
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guest

Dyersburg, TN

#21 Mar 15, 2010
guest wrote:
thanks for all the smart ass answers, now maybe some one with have a brain that has had it done could give me an answer
call a doctor the names are in the phone book, under brain surgeon hysterectomy's any thing you want. duh uh huh. let your fingers do the walking bud. keep it simple simon.

where would you find a doc that does the work? in the phone book? so a dumb question deserves a smart answer. now stand on your head, want to play hide and go seek?
GUEST

Jackson, TN

#22 Mar 15, 2010
guest wrote:
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Will someone give this poor bastard the information he needs???? He's just trying to get his bag taken care of!
HAHAHAHAHA! Now that was funny, i dont care who you are! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
answer

Dyersburg, TN

#23 Mar 15, 2010
called fred more and it cost 802.00
Proud PageantMom

Dyersburg, TN

#24 Mar 15, 2010
Dr. Monning in front of hospital he did my husband's and very fast(apt wise) very good Dr. his number is seven three one two eight five four one zero four
chickenbone

Dyersburg, TN

#25 Mar 15, 2010
they are free in the long run lol
Heather

Dyersburg, TN

#26 Mar 15, 2010
Alot cheaper than paying for a kid for 18 years.......
I got it

Miami, FL

#28 May 26, 2010
$ 400

Everythink is perfect
I got it

Miami, FL

#27 May 26, 2010
$ 400.

Everything is perfect
guest

Dyersburg, TN

#29 May 26, 2010
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand ...
wife of

United States

#30 May 26, 2010
I made my husband get one after I found out about affairs. Did not want bad influences around. After the healing, only about three days, the doctor said he was cleared for sex... I kicked him one time directly in the brains located in his pants and kicked him out.
Anyhow,
Conrad clinic in Memphis
Around 2300

Goodluck.
chickenbone

Dyersburg, TN

#31 May 26, 2010
wife of wrote:
I made my husband get one after I found out about affairs. Did not want bad influences around. After the healing, only about three days, the doctor said he was cleared for sex... I kicked him one time directly in the brains located in his pants and kicked him out.
Anyhow,
Conrad clinic in Memphis
Around 2300
Goodluck.
dang lady! you got screwed, twice. its only $800 bucks.
It can still happen

Jackson, TN

#32 May 26, 2010
There is a waiting period before all changes apply....if you know what I mean...and you can still get someone pregnant if you don't follow the rules. Sister in law thought oh that wont happen to us.........twins after already having 3 lil monsters she couldn't handle......never think you are the exception to the rule.

Since: May 10

Milan, TN

#33 May 26, 2010
thats why the doctor tells the guy he should get checked atleast onced a year. Better to be safe than sorry!

As for your ? it mainly depends on your insurance.
Dude

Brooklyn, NY

#35 Jul 10, 2013
I'm really enjoying this thread... Haven't laughed this good in awhile. Thanks for the "just trying to get his bag taken care of" comment.
Vol fan

Dyersburg, TN

#36 Jul 12, 2013
Tn insurance doesn't want to pay for it unless ur older and have more than two kids but with no insurance 600 best price I have seen and good as new in two days all u need is bag of frozen peas.. Hope this helps

Since: Sep 09

Magnolia, TX

#37 Jul 12, 2013
Three chittlins and a carp, negro.
either way

Mount Vernon, AR

#38 Jul 12, 2013
Whether you pay $800,$600, or $2300, it is still cheaper than paying child support for over 18 years. I have already paid in over $120 thousand and still got 8 more years to go till the youngest is grown. Get clipped guys! It's the only way to have a life and not be in financial bondage! Trust me! I have been clipped & burned and couldn't feel better about it.

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