Who or what is a Cato?
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Green Hornet

Eagle Bay, NY

#1 Jul 14, 2014
Local musician? A village? Movie sidekick? Your thoughts?
umph

Watertown, NY

#2 Jul 14, 2014
Cato, NY. Cayuga County. Boring, like most towns in CNY.
umph

Watertown, NY

#3 Jul 14, 2014
The sidekick for the Green Hornet was Kato, not Cato.
Zander

Bernhards Bay, NY

#4 Jul 15, 2014
Didn't he live with OJ Simpson? Plus my mom loves watching me shower while listening to Seal.
Cato

Camden, NY

#5 Jul 15, 2014
He plays the air guitar? Does he sing the blues? He rocks n rolls.
Mike

Syracuse, NY

#6 Jul 16, 2014
He only wears cutoff jean shorts like it's 1975 all the time.
Fan

Jackson, OH

#7 Jul 16, 2014
Cato is AWESOME!
Oneidian

Watertown, NY

#8 Jul 17, 2014
Cato is a true musician can play many instruments and sings. If you ever get the chance to see East Shore All Stars that is Cato and company. They play all over in the area. Cato rocks!
joe

United States

#9 Jul 17, 2014
Cato might be an ok musician but he is a total drunk, just watch him stumble down the street most every nite
Lazy acoustic rock crap

Eagle Bay, NY

#10 Jul 17, 2014
Anyone can get a cheap acoustic guitar, stand there all fat and ugly in their flipflops and pussified bermuda shorts, wear a hat to cover their baldspot, make beer jokes or aging jokes to kiss the crowd's a$$, and play margaritaville, james taylor, folksie grampa music, Dave Matthews musical diarrhea, or oldies. It's lazy man's crap for lazy musicians that want to look talented to gullible, drunken, tattooed Sylvan Beach fatties, in a desperate ploy to not go home alone again and endure the peanut butter trick yet again with the dog.

Get in with a real band, stop playing easy [email protected], and step up, you lazy Sylvan Beach sesspoolians. I can personally wipe the floor with the best "musicians" you've got. Your songs and your ("cough") musicians are as old as those f%cking rides you've got at the amusement park.

That's the only reason you have acoustic "rock" in Sylvan Beach: With very few exceptions, you're all fat, lazy, scuzzy, untalented touchholes playing other people's music.
karri

United States

#11 Jul 17, 2014
How do you know they're bald you see them in the bare spots
Lazy acoustic rock crap

Eagle Bay, NY

#12 Jul 17, 2014
Hi, "Karri" from Tampax, I mean, uh, Tampa.

So I guess what you're saying is that you agree with all of the rest.
Mike

West Leyden, NY

#13 Jul 17, 2014
Lazy acoustic rock crap wrote:
Anyone can get a cheap acoustic guitar, stand there all fat and ugly in their flipflops and pussified bermuda shorts, wear a hat to cover their baldspot, make beer jokes or aging jokes to kiss the crowd's a$$, and play margaritaville, james taylor, folksie grampa music, Dave Matthews musical diarrhea, or oldies. It's lazy man's crap for lazy musicians that want to look talented to gullible, drunken, tattooed Sylvan Beach fatties, in a desperate ploy to not go home alone again and endure the peanut butter trick yet again with the dog.
Get in with a real band, stop playing easy [email protected], and step up, you lazy Sylvan Beach sesspoolians. I can personally wipe the floor with the best "musicians" you've got. Your songs and your ("cough") musicians are as old as those f%cking rides you've got at the amusement park.
That's the only reason you have acoustic "rock" in Sylvan Beach: With very few exceptions, you're all fat, lazy, scuzzy, untalented touchholes playing other people's music.
I saw you baking pies with Cato.......mud pies and poop pies. Stop by Crazy Clam and I will book you for a Saturday night in August. If you are real, let's rock. If you are fake, let's watch you bang your dog and your mom and your dad and your sister and your twin brother up on our bandstand! Oh, you spelled cesspoolians wrong.
beach bum

United States

#14 Jul 19, 2014
Saw cato walking (weaving) his way down the street tonite boy talk about getting a life lol
Lazy acoustic rock crap

Eagle Bay, NY

#15 Jul 20, 2014
Thanks for the offer to bang your whole family, Mike, but it's hardly an accomplishment, given your family history. And I'm not interested in playing at the Bearded Clam anymore. You figure it out, "Poop Pie".
Please

Albany, NY

#16 Jul 21, 2014
Lazy acoustic rock crap wrote:
Anyone can get a cheap acoustic guitar, stand there all fat and ugly in their flipflops and pussified bermuda shorts, wear a hat to cover their baldspot, make beer jokes or aging jokes to kiss the crowd's a$$, and play margaritaville, james taylor, folksie grampa music, Dave Matthews musical diarrhea, or oldies. It's lazy man's crap for lazy musicians that want to look talented to gullible, drunken, tattooed Sylvan Beach fatties, in a desperate ploy to not go home alone again and endure the peanut butter trick yet again with the dog.
Get in with a real band, stop playing easy [email protected], and step up, you lazy Sylvan Beach sesspoolians. I can personally wipe the floor with the best "musicians" you've got. Your songs and your ("cough") musicians are as old as those f%cking rides you've got at the amusement park.
That's the only reason you have acoustic "rock" in Sylvan Beach: With very few exceptions, you're all fat, lazy, scuzzy, untalented touchholes playing other people's music.
whats the name of your band? I was wondering if I have heard any of your songs on the radio since you think its lame to play other peoples music. That was a retoricle question cause I'm sure your a garage band too so stop hating. It's called a musical preference dumbass.
Cato

West Leyden, NY

#17 Jul 21, 2014
what is a "retoricle" question????????
Sylvan Beach Scholar

Eagle Bay, NY

#18 Jul 21, 2014
I'm glad you asked, Young Cato.

"Retoricle" is a frozen confectionary ice pop product predominantly consumed by retards. Ret-oricles: Now in your grocer's freezer.
Truth dis

West Leyden, NY

#19 Jul 22, 2014
I think he meant type "retardical"...... Or maybe rhetorical. Never know what expect.
cato

United States

#20 Jul 22, 2014
I'm. awesome just ask my latest woman

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