$500.00 cash reward

Gate City, VA

#1 Apr 27, 2012
offered for the arrest and conviction of the sorry son-of-a-b!!ch who broke into a trailer on Ohio st. today in broad daylite . They stole half of a bananna pudding, eating it in the home and putting the dirty bowl and spoon in the sink before they left. The bowl and spoon is now in possession of the authoritys and has be sent to Quantico,VA. for further analysis.{Finger prints and DNA analysis}A hidden camera has also captured the criminal in the act of their thievery and is being analyzed as we speak in the attemped to identify the low life bananna pudding stealing piece of sh!t who commited this cold blooded hanius crime. If you know who did this you are strongly urged to contact the authoritys. If the nanner pudding thief is reading this, you need to go turn yourself in before the law comes looking for you. The authoritys will go a lot easier on you if you confess your crime before being arrested. Only in Dungannon and only on Ohio st would someone have the balls and mentality to break and enter into someones home and eat half of a dish of bananna pudding and leave. When the authoritys are finished with the tape it will be offered to all the interested media outlets localy and nationaly. I sure hope you enjoyed that nanner pudding you fu!king punk because its gona cost you some time in the joint if they can id your sorry a$$ you damn thief.
nanner bandit

Portage, MI

#2 May 5, 2012
Ha ha I wore gloves..mask and odd sized boots! Can't catch me! Next time put. Coolwhip in it! It was to blann...oh! Btw hows that toothbrush after taste treatn ya? Lmao!!!!!!! Off to my next desert heist.

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