Guinnes world record book

Guinnes world record book

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Log Jam

Gate City, VA

#1 Aug 5, 2012
My mammow is in kahoots with Guinnes the world record book makers. This may sound crazy but she said there was no world record in the book for the largest recorded turd ever squeezed out a bunghole. DONT FLUSH IT FOR HEAVENS SAKES, Its gotta be measured for size. LENGTH, CIRCUMFERENCE, DIAMETER AND WEIGHT. Well I told my mammow that the biggest butholes on earth live in SWVA and thats when she mentioned this about a world record turd. What better place than Dungannon to start looking for the world record largest turd? So if you pass a big one just call guiness , they have certified officials standing by who at a moments notice will deploy to measure your turd. They might even know where you can get your a?? cheeks sown back together again so you can once again hold your poo in after dropping the big one. She suggested that perhaps some one could set up an "audition site if you will", a place to hold mock turd squeezins ,measuring and qualifications. She said perhaps a local store had an empty cooler where those who think they might have the largest specimen could drop it off for further study and analysis. I told her the only possible place that might fit that discription MIGHT be scottys, but i will leave that up to you guys. SO ANYWHOOOO. Start dropping and measuring them turds and you might just be famous one day.

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