Arthur Harris

United States

#1 Mar 25, 2010
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better
his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced.(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Iron Ranger

United States

#2 Mar 26, 2010
Beautiful Arthur, made my day.
Funny and true at the same time.

United States

#3 Mar 27, 2010
Thanks Iron Ranger.
Edward Hill

United States

#5 Apr 12, 2010
Wonderful story,Arthur.
Edward Hill

United States

#6 Apr 12, 2010
frank wilcox 1966 wrote:
Laughed till I cried.
Gotta run, I left my front door unlocked, can't handle my friends leaving before dinner.
Stupid stalker, get a life.
Nancy Jenkins

Duncanville, TX

#7 Apr 12, 2010
I consider myself a liberal-
I support gun rights,
eat meat,
believe in capital punishment and personal responsibility.

I also believe if you aren't homosexually inclined, that's your business.
If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one and
If you believe in God or not, our Constitution protects your choice either way and I'm happy for you if you do believe in God.

I also know that not all conservatives are rich, cold-hearted republicans who are trying to abolish the American middle-class. Not all...

KnoW Obama careS ... Health reform is a big F-ing deal we all deserve.

Edward Hill

Arlington, TX

#8 Apr 12, 2010
I sure hope this health thing will help, as far as Obama, I'm still waiting to see what he's going to do, though I'm not a supporter, he is our president.
And I deeply beleive in God, he's the only truth.

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