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Johnnie Fry

United States

#1 Mar 5, 2011
O.K. Dokie I will tell you how it all came down on that lonely calm night on February 13th, 1958. Death Row was extremely quiet on that day while one of their fellow inmates were being prepared for execution in Oklahoma's famous Electric Chair correctly named "Ole Sparky". The name was derived from an execution that went wrong and the victim's head and face was literally charred beyond recognition. When the mask was removed lasrge pieces of flesh fell off his skull bones into his lap exposing 93% of his skull without any flesh on it whatsoever. Several witnesses required mental health counseling at the expense of increased teachers salaries and public pension funds. Anyway, back to the story. I arrived at the prison front gates at 11:12 p.m. that evening where I was escorted to the Chamber located a fewe yards East of the Cell Block that houses Death Row Convicts consisting of murderers, child molesters, etc...Once inside the chamber I was seated next to a lady wearing a red dress, red shoes, low cut v necked blouse with no bra and alot of exposed cleavage. Come to find out she was the warden's sister-in-law and she attended all executions at the request of the Governor to stimulate and arouse the victim to an electrafying high before being strapped into the chair and feet being placed into a pale of water. Once this was carried out the prisoner's head was prepped, shaved and greased with a special agent from the local Shop-n-Go fast food market. The executioner suddenly reached up and threw the switch back and forth on-off..on off..on.off..on off over and over. It seemed like eternity and fear permatrated the wittness room and my hand suddenly brushed the woman's thigh with the other hand grasping her hand. Sparks flew through both of us like bolts of lightning that united both of us into perpetual ever lasting love. She divorced the Governor's brother and we were united by the same pastor that officiated over the execution. It was like a Novel written by Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Mountain Boys.
Gabby Smith

United States

#2 Mar 7, 2011
Johnnie Fry wrote:
O.K. Dokie I will tell you how it all came down on that lonely calm night on February 13th, 1958. Death Row was extremely quiet on that day while one of their fellow inmates were being prepared for execution in Oklahoma's famous Electric Chair correctly named "Ole Sparky". The name was derived from an execution that went wrong and the victim's head and face was literally charred beyond recognition. When the mask was removed lasrge pieces of flesh fell off his skull bones into his lap exposing 93% of his skull without any flesh on it whatsoever. Several witnesses required mental health counseling at the expense of increased teachers salaries and public pension funds. Anyway, back to the story. I arrived at the prison front gates at 11:12 p.m. that evening where I was escorted to the Chamber located a fewe yards East of the Cell Block that houses Death Row Convicts consisting of murderers, child molesters, etc...Once inside the chamber I was seated next to a lady wearing a red dress, red shoes, low cut v necked blouse with no bra and alot of exposed cleavage. Come to find out she was the warden's sister-in-law and she attended all executions at the request of the Governor to stimulate and arouse the victim to an electrafying high before being strapped into the chair and feet being placed into a pale of water. Once this was carried out the prisoner's head was prepped, shaved and greased with a special agent from the local Shop-n-Go fast food market. The executioner suddenly reached up and threw the switch back and forth on-off..on off..on.off..on off over and over. It seemed like eternity and fear permatrated the wittness room and my hand suddenly brushed the woman's thigh with the other hand grasping her hand. Sparks flew through both of us like bolts of lightning that united both of us into perpetual ever lasting love. She divorced the Governor's brother and we were united by the same pastor that officiated over the execution. It was like a Novel written by Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Mountain Boys.
Is this really TRUE? Wow Pow Pow crackle and SNAP.
John Smith

United States

#3 Mar 8, 2011
Johnnie Fry wrote:
O.K. Dokie I will tell you how it all came down on that lonely calm night on February 13th, 1958. Death Row was extremely quiet on that day while one of their fellow inmates were being prepared for execution in Oklahoma's famous Electric Chair correctly named "Ole Sparky". The name was derived from an execution that went wrong and the victim's head and face was literally charred beyond recognition. When the mask was removed lasrge pieces of flesh fell off his skull bones into his lap exposing 93% of his skull without any flesh on it whatsoever. Several witnesses required mental health counseling at the expense of increased teachers salaries and public pension funds. Anyway, back to the story. I arrived at the prison front gates at 11:12 p.m. that evening where I was escorted to the Chamber located a fewe yards East of the Cell Block that houses Death Row Convicts consisting of murderers, child molesters, etc...Once inside the chamber I was seated next to a lady wearing a red dress, red shoes, low cut v necked blouse with no bra and alot of exposed cleavage. Come to find out she was the warden's sister-in-law and she attended all executions at the request of the Governor to stimulate and arouse the victim to an electrafying high before being strapped into the chair and feet being placed into a pale of water. Once this was carried out the prisoner's head was prepped, shaved and greased with a special agent from the local Shop-n-Go fast food market. The executioner suddenly reached up and threw the switch back and forth on-off..on off..on.off..on off over and over. It seemed like eternity and fear permatrated the wittness room and my hand suddenly brushed the woman's thigh with the other hand grasping her hand. Sparks flew through both of us like bolts of lightning that united both of us into perpetual ever lasting love. She divorced the Governor's brother and we were united by the same pastor that officiated over the execution. It was like a Novel written by Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Mountain Boys.
Eat Beef !
Randy

United States

#4 Mar 10, 2011
Read about the CHAMBER in the Lawrton Forum too. Just waiting for one in illegal spanish.

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